Crazy "B"s - What do you look for in a man?

delicious_cocktail
delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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Recently, MFP user aae2808 inquired,
TOPIC: Follow up Q - do you men want a Crazy B!tch
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1103913-follow-up-q-do-you-men-want-a-crazy-b-tch

I very much enjoyed the thread, but I'm curious. If you are indeed a completely loopy broad - whether manic pixie dream girl or full-blown Fatal Attraction - what is it that you look for in a prospective object of unhealthy fixation?

Looking forward to improving my crazygame,
-DC
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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    $
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    A bedroom on the first floor
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    No worries, DC. I think that you've already got the game down. :)
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    $

    ♫♫
    Girls don't like boys,
    Girls like cars and money
    Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
    ♫♫

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  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    $$ and a 9" hog.

    Which is why I've always had crazy b exes.
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    He has to be spineless so I can boss him around and make him do exactly what I want, all the time, without question. He can't really have opinions on anything either, unless they're the same as mine.
  • Youmirinlol
    Youmirinlol Posts: 122
    Loldd sloots gon sloot
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    He has to be spineless so I can boss him around and make him do exactly what I want, all the time, without question. He can't really have opinions on anything either, unless they're the same as mine.

    OMG domineering and local too!

    swooning.gif
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    Good peen
    Knows how to use peen
    Twerks peen
    &money
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    well, since I'm a crazy b this is what I look for in a man.

    he has to talk a lot because I don't talk much and someone has to make conversation. I prefer men who ramble on about pointless things and don't need my input so I can just mmmhmmm and nod.

    also, I would like him to regularly and willingly participate in aerobic activities. leaving the house to do said aerobic activities is fully optional.

    last but not least, I would like to him to eat all my leftovers (or anything over a weighed out serving size) and finish off any food that is starting to go bad.

    eta: also, I would like him to regularly drink pineapple juice in order to make my job easier. help a girl out is all I'm sayin.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I am a walking stereotype, looking for a bad boy that I can fix. Rich and handsome is a plus. He must also be crazy about me, and a beast in bed.
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    Good peen
    Knows how to use peen
    Twerks peen
    &money

    I'm not crazy, but I like this answer :smile:
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    A riding crop, soft rope, and a commanding voice. Oh and a strong grip.

















    Wait, what?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Let's see, someone who does NOT chase after me for weeks, spoil me, tell me he wants to marry me and have kids and then after a few months just kind of disappear and drop off the face of the earth out of nowhere randomly one day. Haha, sorry I am obviously venting.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    A really nice pin stripe suit and an impeccable underwear collection.
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    Good peen
    Knows how to use peen
    Twerks peen
    &money

    lol
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Someone that can endure scratches down his back.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Let's see, someone who does NOT chase after me for weeks, spoil me, tell me he wants to marry me and have kids and then after a few months just kind of disappear and drop off the face of the earth out of nowhere randomly one day. Haha, sorry I am obviously venting.

    You should be more specific. I don't think I understand your needs. Go back to dinner. Pasta or seafood?
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    A really nice pin stripe suit and an impeccable underwear collection.

    My collection of underwears is spotless.
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member

    eta: also, I would like him to regularly drink pineapple juice in order to make my job easier. help a girl out is all I'm sayin.

    HAHA! Love it. :drinker:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Nice guys.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Let's see, someone who does NOT chase after me for weeks, spoil me, tell me he wants to marry me and have kids and then after a few months just kind of disappear and drop off the face of the earth out of nowhere randomly one day. Haha, sorry I am obviously venting.

    You should be more specific. I don't think I understand your needs. Go back to dinner. Pasta or seafood?

    lol seafood. :)
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member


    eta: also, I would like him to regularly drink pineapple juice in order to make my job easier. help a girl out is all I'm sayin.

    LMAO!!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    3 hots and a cot.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    1. he has to understand that I'm crazy
    2. he has to understand that because I'm crazy I am also irrational
    3. sex. lots of sex. how I want it and when I want it.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    well, since I'm a crazy b this is what I look for in a man.

    he has to talk a lot because I don't talk much and someone has to make conversation. I prefer men who ramble on about pointless things and don't need my input so I can just mmmhmmm and nod.

    also, I would like him to regularly and willingly participate in aerobic activities. leaving the house to do said aerobic activities is fully optional.

    last but not least, I would like to him to eat all my leftovers (or anything over a weighed out serving size) and finish off any food that is starting to go bad.

    eta: also, I would like him to regularly drink pineapple juice in order to make my job easier. help a girl out is all I'm sayin.

    Far too much normal detected. Response in full sentences and well-reasoned. GTFO. :angry:
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    HUGE Dique, money, and, knows how to use them both.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    He puts the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose, again.
  • Happy_10yr
    Happy_10yr Posts: 287 Member
    Good peen
    Knows how to use peen
    Twerks peen
    &money

    Defintion of perfection...

    ADD three daily servings of pineapple juice and we got HEAVENLY Mega Man!!
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Far too much normal detected. Response in full sentences and well-reasoned. GTFO. :angry:

    Dude she expects you to "eat her leftovers" especially if it "starts going bad."

    U mite wish 2 retink dis.

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