Do not eat sandwiches

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  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    Depending on the age, agility, and how the kitten was brought up and trained, CATS are natural born KILLERS of sandwiches!

    GO KITTY! :bigsmile:



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  • biittersweet
    biittersweet Posts: 2
    In to read more....... after I go make me a sandwich...... <walks away shaking head> :noway:

    Fine. Go and pollute your body! Maybe you should add done tartar or should I say TARTARIC ACID!

    ACID! Like what James Bond villains put in death pits! Go put some ACIDS IN YOU!!!!

    All acids are bad? Even Amino?

    Well they call the dangerous drug LSD acid, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!

    urm what about citric acid, so you cant eat fruit either now? hate to break it to you but they put chemicals in the water too to stop there being bacteria in it so unless you dont want to drink water either..... you're gunna get chemicals from somewhere
  • RockinTerri
    RockinTerri Posts: 499 Member
    OP - please explain to me how beef jerky, peanut butter, wraps, and beer occur naturally....until you are eating nothing processed, don't belittle what others are eating.
  • Tobi1013
    Tobi1013 Posts: 732 Member
    OP - please explain to me how beef jerky, peanut butter, wraps, and beer occur naturally....until you are eating nothing processed, don't belittle what others are eating.

    I love that this is still happening 10 pages in! The internet never lets me down!
  • ElphabaWeasley
    ElphabaWeasley Posts: 47 Member
    This entire post is bull****. Dihydrogen Monoxide is water (H2O). I'm sure someone has already pointed this out but I didn't feel like reading through 10 pages of posts
  • RockinTerri
    RockinTerri Posts: 499 Member
    OP - please explain to me how beef jerky, peanut butter, wraps, and beer occur naturally....until you are eating nothing processed, don't belittle what others are eating.

    I love that this is still happening 10 pages in! The internet never lets me down!

    I was going off of the initial page - not going to sift through several pages.
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    This entire post is bull****. Dihydrogen Monoxide is water (H2O). I'm sure someone has already pointed this out but I didn't feel like reading through 10 pages of posts

    Wow you waited a whole year to make a first post?? Good for you...:flowerforyou: .

    However, you just missed us on a Whole Thread Face Palm


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  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    This entire post is bull****. Dihydrogen Monoxide is water (H2O). I'm sure someone has already pointed this out but I didn't feel like reading through 10 pages of posts

    Sounds dangerous to me. I know someone who slipped and broke his neck on frozen dihydrogen monoxide. You've been warned.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Just making a sweeping generalisation here.

    But one would think that failure of certain persons to recognise satire even after only reading the very first post in this thread would maybe lead one to believe that certain persons didn't even bother reading that before becoming indignant, or simply aren't very bright.
  • ElphabaWeasley
    ElphabaWeasley Posts: 47 Member
    haha that genuinely made me life. Excellent point! Dihydrogen Monoxide can certainly be dangerous in certain contexts but when it comes to washing food I'm pretty sure it won't harm anything.
  • ElphabaWeasley
    ElphabaWeasley Posts: 47 Member
    Satire that clearly isn't recognized as satire shows the authors shortcomings and lack of effectiveness. Just a sweeping generalization ;)
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    OP - please explain to me how beef jerky, peanut butter, wraps, and beer occur naturally....until you are eating nothing processed, don't belittle what others are eating.

    I love that this is still happening 10 pages in! The internet never lets me down!

    I was going off of the initial page - not going to sift through several pages.

    'WHAT??? You expect me to READ something before I criticise it? Preposterous!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Satire that clearly isn't recognized as satire shows the authors shortcomings and lack of effectiveness. Just a sweeping generalization ;)

    The contributors to the previous 10 pages of this thread managed to recognise satire.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Additionally, you openly admitted to not reading the material. That's kind of the equivalent of saying

    "Oh no, I haven't READ Harry Potter. But I know it awful and offensive and I hate it'
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    Youngster vs Youth


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    (edited: giraffe-eating-popcorn gif not working, danggit)
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Youngster vs Youth


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    Dangit I wanna see the picture
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    nm
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    The fact that people are still jumping in to defend sandwiches at this point makes my day.

    DOWN WITH BIG SANDWICH!
    DOWN WITH OXYGEN!

    What are the health risks of rainbows and unicorns?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Rainbows and unicorns are ok if they fit your macros
  • born2drum
    born2drum Posts: 731 Member
    This is so stupid
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    This is so stupid

    Submitting to those sandwich pushers is stupid! Don't let them lead you down the garden path!
  • Ripcode
    Ripcode Posts: 142 Member
    Rainbows and unicorns are ok if they fit your macros

    And in a sandwich form, even better!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I thought it was funny!! And well done! :wink: :tongue: :laugh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • DamoniqueW
    DamoniqueW Posts: 147 Member
    But I planted my crusts and grew a sandwich tree, it's nearly harvest time!

    :laugh:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I want a sandwich. OP can you make me a natural one? aka from the kitchen.
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
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    This is all I've got to add to the discussion.
  • chadmckay372
    chadmckay372 Posts: 1
    lol. dihydrogen monoxide. oh no! not water! and carbon dioxide.
  • DamoniqueW
    DamoniqueW Posts: 147 Member
    When you say sandwich, do you mean like a cold cut sandwich, or a burger or both? I think cold cuts are gross...but a chicken sandwich made at home with organic chicken doesn't sound to deadly to me, besides the fact that sometimes I get grossed out by chicken too when I bite into a gristle. :sick:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Sandwiches are made by women and are therefore inferior to the bacon wrapped steak, which is grilled by man.
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    You've gone to the dark side...where is my CAT to kill and DESTROY the sammy!

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    This is all I've got to add to the discussion.

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