Do not eat sandwiches

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE . . . .

    I have been a governmental lobbyist for Sadwich Corp for over 20 years. So, as an unbiased observer to this converation, I will tell you the same thing I have always told them -

    Sandwiches are fine - eat up.

    Thank you for your time

    Be gone, faceless drone!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Just picked up a sandwich at Sainsburys - King Prawn & Rocket.

    Rocket sounds kinda dangerous - I like to live on the wild side. :devil:

    Why would you eat something named after a spaceship? Space travel is unnatural!

    Just to enlighten you a bit and play along....because this surely is a joke.
    Rocket ( like in Rocket salad ) has existed for hundreds of years and has been called " Rocket " even then. So it's more of a case of a rocket ship being named after the green leafy salad and not the other way around....jejejej.

    This is what Sandwich Corp wants you to think
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Actually sandwiches aren't great, no satire. They are carbs stuffed with processed meat and fatty dressings.

    You're doing it wrong then :flowerforyou:


    THIS
  • melindafritz1976
    melindafritz1976 Posts: 329 Member
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    i eat sandwiches when i feel like it
    some people eat sandwiches everyday
    its not sandwiches....
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    Oh yes! I have read about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. I gave that up and now avoid it all costs. It's a good thing you can buy those little doo -dads to hard boil eggs in the microwave.
    I also read an article about the dangerous carcinogens in the air. I'm starting to cut back on breathing right now and am completely giving it up at the beginning of next month (I don't want my body going into shock from just suddenly stopping).
    Great post, OP! Very eye opening.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Oh yes! I have read about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. I gave that up and now avoid it all costs. It's a good thing you can buy those little doo -dads to hard boil eggs in the microwave.
    I also read an article about the dangerous carcinogens in the air. I'm starting to cut back on breathing right now and am completely giving it up at the beginning of next month (I don't want my body going into shock from just suddenly stopping).
    Great post, OP! Very eye opening.

    Good for you!

    Slowly reducing your oxygen intake is great, especially if you have been breathing for your whole life
  • TxHamJello
    TxHamJello Posts: 31
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    i eat sandwiches when i feel like it
    some people eat sandwiches everyday
    its not sandwiches....

    THANK YOU! Said much better than I could.

    Sincerely,
    Sandwich Corp
  • heatheralvina
    heatheralvina Posts: 22 Member
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    It's okay! I have the solution! Just add chocolate to every sandwich and the anti-oxidants will counteract all the bad stuff. TA da!

    lol! I LOVE this idea! :)
  • Danette73
    Danette73 Posts: 76
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    :frown:

    But... bacon...

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    This right here!!!!!!!!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    i eat sandwiches when i feel like it
    some people eat sandwiches everyday
    its not sandwiches....

    THANK YOU! Said much better than I could.

    Sincerely,
    Sandwich Corp


    Leave, before I start making protest signs!
  • maggie16sweetxoxo
    maggie16sweetxoxo Posts: 314 Member
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    You know, it is possible to make homemade bread and fill the sandwich with healthy whole foods.
  • TxHamJello
    TxHamJello Posts: 31
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    i eat sandwiches when i feel like it
    some people eat sandwiches everyday
    its not sandwiches....

    THANK YOU! Said much better than I could.

    Sincerely,
    Sandwich Corp


    Leave, before I start making protest signs!

    Bring the picketers and your appetite - we will be happy to feed you all.
  • TxHamJello
    TxHamJello Posts: 31
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    You know, it is possible to make homemade bread and fill the sandwich with healthy whole foods.

    Or, we at Sandwich Corp will be happy to provide you with a host of alternative options for your eating pleasure.
  • heatheralvina
    heatheralvina Posts: 22 Member
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    I needed a laugh today
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
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    i eat sandwiches when i feel like it
    some people eat sandwiches everyday
    its not sandwiches....

    THANK YOU! Said much better than I could.

    Sincerely,
    Sandwich Corp


    Leave, before I start making protest signs!


    Hell no, bread must go! Down which sandwiches! Sandwiches killed my puppy!
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    What about fat sandwiches?

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLL1Mc8tHp0
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    i eat sandwiches when i feel like it
    some people eat sandwiches everyday
    its not sandwiches....

    THANK YOU! Said much better than I could.

    Sincerely,
    Sandwich Corp


    Leave, before I start making protest signs!


    Hell no, bread must go! Down which sandwiches! Sandwiches killed my puppy!

    Don't bread on me!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    You know, it is possible to make homemade bread and fill the sandwich with healthy whole foods.

    Yet another person brainwashed by Sandwich Corp.
  • TimElwis
    TimElwis Posts: 56
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    i eat sandwiches when i feel like it
    some people eat sandwiches everyday
    its not sandwiches....

    THANK YOU! Said much better than I could.

    Sincerely,
    Sandwich Corp


    Leave, before I start making protest signs!


    Hell no, bread must go! Down which sandwiches! Sandwiches killed my puppy!

    This made my day!

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