Do not eat sandwiches

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  • MsPudding
    MsPudding Posts: 562 Member
    I only eat PlayDough - because it's like...dough. So that's not bread right? Because it's not been irradiated and toxined and stuff by the baking process! Plus it's purple. I like purple.

    I like green 'cause green is good for you. Everyone says. I like lamp.


    You're mad! Green is the opposite of good for you. Consider all the bad things that are green - snot, bile, gangrene, that stuff the girl in the Exorcist spewed out, Shrek. Would you eat Shrek???

    Now consider all the bad things that are purple...well there aren't any apart from bruises and the buboes from Bubonic Plague. And look at all the GOOD things that are purple - Barney the Dinosaur, meat, Vimto and rain. You can't go wrong with purple.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Darren you cannot threaten me, I have graphs! And tables!

    So you do not have our Bacon and Cheese Pie Charts, then. I must have mislaid them.
  • parallelfifths
    parallelfifths Posts: 17 Member
    I want this conversation to go on FOREVER.

    Down with sandwiches!
  • gelendestrasse
    gelendestrasse Posts: 204
    Wait, you've never had a Shrek sandwich?
  • carmenmiranda1
    carmenmiranda1 Posts: 21 Member
    PROOF that Obama is behind it all:

    http://cheezburger.com/7845104384
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    dihydrogen monoxide is FATAL!!! if inhaled!!!! shes right folks , do the research!!
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Darren you cannot threaten me, I have graphs! And tables!

    So you do not have our Bacon and Cheese Pie Charts, then. I must have mislaid them.

    Well it's easy to misplace Pi to at least 10 places.
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    I only eat PlayDough - because it's like...dough. So that's not bread right? Because it's not been irradiated and toxined and stuff by the baking process! Plus it's purple. I like purple.

    I like green 'cause green is good for you. Everyone says. I like lamp.


    You're mad! Green is the opposite of good for you. Consider all the bad things that are green - snot, bile, gangrene, that stuff the girl in the Exorcist spewed out, Shrek. Would you eat Shrek???

    Now consider all the bad things that are purple...well there aren't any apart from bruises and the buboes from Bubonic Plague. And look at all the GOOD things that are purple - Barney the Dinosaur, meat, Vimto and rain. You can't go wrong with purple.

    i would totally do shrek.... barney is evil
  • melaniebuxton21
    melaniebuxton21 Posts: 7 Member
    Surely you mean do not eat 'non-organic, store bought' sandwiches? I agree, the salt, sugar, and fat content is far to high to be natural.
    However, I think you're giving sandwiches in general a bad name here. Maybe just watch what you put in your sandwich and make it yourself so you know exactly what's gone into it is really the lesson to be taught here.
  • parallelfifths
    parallelfifths Posts: 17 Member
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  • RSuksdorf1
    RSuksdorf1 Posts: 1
    I literally eat a sandwich EVERYDAY for lunch. It is the best 220 calories I spend all day.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    PROOF that Obama is behind it all:

    http://cheezburger.com/7845104384

    This conspiracy goes right to the top.
  • carmenmiranda1
    carmenmiranda1 Posts: 21 Member
    Surely you mean do not eat 'non-organic, store bought' sandwiches? I agree, the salt, sugar, and fat content is far to high to be natural.
    However, I think you're giving sandwiches in general a bad name here. Maybe just watch what you put in your sandwich and make it yourself so you know exactly what's gone into it is really the lesson to be taught here.

    SHEEPLE
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Surely you mean do not eat 'non-organic, store bought' sandwiches? I agree, the salt, sugar, and fat content is far to high to be natural.
    However, I think you're giving sandwiches in general a bad name here. Maybe just watch what you put in your sandwich and make it yourself so you know exactly what's gone into it is really the lesson to be taught here.

    Would anyone like to join me in a thread-wide facepalm?

    *facepalm*
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    OP is right, everyone who eats sandwiches will eventually die.

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  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Darren you cannot threaten me, I have graphs! And tables!

    So you do not have our Bacon and Cheese Pie Charts, then. I must have mislaid them.

    Well it's easy to misplace Pi to at least 10 places.

    Speak for yourself. I have an abacus and I'm not afraid to use it:

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  • carmenmiranda1
    carmenmiranda1 Posts: 21 Member
    Nice try, Darren! But I know a guy who knows a guy!

    I got it straight from my mother's aunt's third cousin's butcher!
  • Pikey13A
    Pikey13A Posts: 49
    Surely you mean do not eat 'non-organic, store bought' sandwiches? I agree, the salt, sugar, and fat content is far to high to be natural.
    However, I think you're giving sandwiches in general a bad name here. Maybe just watch what you put in your sandwich and make it yourself so you know exactly what's gone into it is really the lesson to be taught here.

    Sandwich apologist, pannini denier

    Salt, sugar and fat are the only wholesome parts of a sandwich and even they can be improved when micronised, flavoured and made into a shake.

    Truly thou art a handmaiden of the loathesome Earl of Sandwich
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Nice try, Darren! But I know a guy who knows a guy!

    I got it straight from my mother's aunt's third cousin's butcher!

    Not him!!
  • Pikey13A
    Pikey13A Posts: 49
    Surely you mean do not eat 'non-organic, store bought' sandwiches? I agree, the salt, sugar, and fat content is far to high to be natural.
    However, I think you're giving sandwiches in general a bad name here. Maybe just watch what you put in your sandwich and make it yourself so you know exactly what's gone into it is really the lesson to be taught here.

    Would anyone like to join me in a thread-wide facepalm?

    *facepalm*

    So hard I can't get my hand back
  • Mumbles83
    Mumbles83 Posts: 626 Member
    In to read more....... after I go make me a sandwich...... <walks away shaking head> :noway:

    Fine. Go and pollute your body! Maybe you should add done tartar or should I say TARTARIC ACID!

    ACID! Like what James Bond villains put in death pits! Go put some ACIDS IN YOU!!!!

    Oh no ... no Wine either
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I did not realise how polluted with Sandwich sympathisers MFP had become. A pox upon you all indeed!
  • carmenmiranda1
    carmenmiranda1 Posts: 21 Member

    Sandwich apologist, pannini denier

    This is my new favorite insult.
  • Pikey13A
    Pikey13A Posts: 49
    I did not realise how polluted with Sandwich sympathisers MFP had become. A pox upon you all indeed!

    Don't lose heart. Your cause is just and noble. Those whose hearts are pure and bellies clean will stand with you against the Earl and his dark-army of filthy subway sandwich-artist minions.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    This is literally unbelieveable - sandwiches went round to my house while I was at work and punched my kitten!

    I have heard that some Sandwich Barons have been targeting kittens

    One will find UNPROCESSED meat on this delectable kitten sandwich

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    This is literally unbelieveable - sandwiches went round to my house while I was at work and punched my kitten!

    I have heard that some Sandwich Barons have been targeting kittens

    One will find UNPROCESSED meat on this delectable kitten sandwich

    Cat_sandwich.jpg

    It's all coming together...
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Is there any proof of man-made sandwich warming?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    It depends how fluid your definition of 'proof' is

    I for example, am currently examining four paperclips and a picture of a German Shepard. I'm pretty confident that this is connected to global sandwich warming
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    It depends how fluid your definition of 'proof' is

    I for example, am currently examining four paperclips and a picture of a German Shepard. I'm pretty confident that this is connected to global sandwich warming

    Ah, a school boy error. I'm talking about man-made sandwich warming not general sandwich warming caused by natural cycles.

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