Do not eat sandwiches

Laststand2011

Creme Fraiche' - literally 'fresh cream', used to denote a slightly soured cream product
Fleur (not Fluer) de Sel - 'Flower of Salt' - very high quality, hand-harvested salt.

The mind may be monoglot, but the body is not.

this.

arghbowl

This is all I've got to add to the discussion.

my **** just moved.

Mother_Superior

I know I shouldn't....but I love me some sammich.

c8linmarie

OP, after reading your post, I have now been sandwich-free for over 30 minutes!!


YAY, me!!


I shall take your thoughts under advisement and will not have another one ... until I'm hungry again.

amsipub

You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

Mutant13

I want a sandwich. OP can you make me a natural one? aka from the kitchen.

I would never participate in such an activity, go find a sandwich harlot elsewhere!

GGDaddy

This entire post is bull****. Dihydrogen Monoxide is water (H2O). I'm sure someone has already pointed this out but I didn't feel like reading through 10 pages of posts

Look, no kidding the Big Hydrogen manufacturers try to water Dihydrogen Monoxide down to make these chemicals less potent, but no thank you sir. I'll keep my Precious Bodilfy Fluids just the way they are thank you very much.

Derpes

You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

I typically heat my sandwiches in an autoclave machine? Is this acceptable?

Mutant13

You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

'WOOSH'!

GGDaddy

You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

Acid Reflux--obviously the body trying to get rid of the unnatural acid so that can digest organically. Who's the ignorant one?

RivenV

You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

'WOOSH'!

Lol for days.

WendyTerry420

Satire that clearly isn't recognized as satire shows the authors shortcomings and lack of effectiveness. Just a sweeping generalization

The OP was pretty obvious IMO.

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This thread is making me hungry. And have less faith in humanity.

Mutant13

You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

Acid Reflux--obviously the body trying to get rid of the unnatural acid so that can digest organically. Who's the ignorant one?

Excellent point, we should confer on future studies.

Mutant13

I've come to the conclusion that some of the naysayers in this thread are bots created by Big Sandwich. We should start asking them trivia questions to assess their comprehension abilities.

stumblinthrulife

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RivenV

I've come to the conclusion that some of the naysayers in this thread are bots created by Big Sandwich. We should start asking them trivia questions to assess their comprehension abilities.

Big Sandwich killed my family.

darrensurrey

The answer is in this video: http://youtu.be/BQ4lc7qHamo

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I was leaking methane yesterday. It was horrible. Just HORRIBLE!

Ophidion

LMFAO!!!

Mutant13

You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

I typically heat my sandwiches in an autoclave machine? Is this acceptable?

Pirates? You're eating sandwiches?

I thought it was just a coincidence when I found that subway wrapper in your pocket. WTH? I TRUSTED YOU!

stumblinthrulife

The answer is in this video: http://youtu.be/BQ4lc7qHamo

This is the new RickRolling. RonRolling.

darrensurrey

It does beg the following question: http://youtu.be/vGfTLb6RFk0?t=21s

Mutant13

I've come to the conclusion that some of the naysayers in this thread are bots created by Big Sandwich. We should start asking them trivia questions to assess their comprehension abilities.

Big Sandwich killed my family.

I'm looking into filing a class action. Share your story

BrainyBurro

October 14, 2013.

write this date down.

it's the date that the fate of humanity was sealed.

:frown:

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

I just waiting for the cauliflower substitute for the sammiches. Can someone just PM that to me when that happens? Mmmmmkay....thanks!

smantha32

Not sure if the author of this post is a troll or just dumb. :noway:

Theoretically, if you couldn't tell, the intellectual failure might lie elsewhere.

Quoted for WIN. lol

SkinnyBubbaGaar

Actually, the evil plot all started with this dude...



Lord John Montagu - the 4th Earl of Sandwich.

Lore is that he first invented/popularized the modern sandwich by having his servants retrieve him meat between slices of bread to sustaining him during marathon gambling sessions where he did not wish to leave the gaming tables in order to retire to the dining hall for meals.

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