Do not eat sandwiches

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    This is going to a part 2 isn't it ??:laugh:

    The fight will NEVER end
  • Kadoober
    Kadoober Posts: 289 Member
    I've been eating sandwiches for as long as I can remember. Someone should have told me! What will happen to me now? :sad:

    Please get yourself to a local SA meeting, as soon as possible. There is hope for you, today is the first day of the rest of your life.
  • Mumbles83
    Mumbles83 Posts: 626 Member
    I had to make some sandwiches at work today ... :( uh oh
  • TxHamJello
    TxHamJello Posts: 31
    It just came to my attention that the OP recently ended a long term relationship with her significant other - you guessed it - A SANDWICH! That in and of itslf may help others understand the vile treatement you have given all sandwiches on this most public of forums. You, OP, have mis-used MFP and abused the trust of all MFP'ers. Please remove yourself from further postings.

    Sandwiches is AOK - eat 'em up

    Thank you,
    Sandwich Corp
  • caseythirteen
    caseythirteen Posts: 956 Member
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    How dare you throw Primanti sandwiches out there when I am months away from getting to have another one!!
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
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    This is all I've got to add to the discussion.

    OMG, where can I get one of those?
    KFC. It's called a Double Down and is a standard menu item.

    I'm in big trouble. lol

    I don't know about you, but there isn't a KFC near me. But I'm not willing to let that stop me from pursuing this. Luckily, someone already did all the legwork for me, including adding it to the MFP database for ease of entering--anytime I want it.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1105196-the-mcdouble-down?hl=mcdouble+down
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    It just came to my attention that the OP recently ended a long term relationship with her significant other - you guessed it - A SANDWICH! That in and of itslf may help others understand the vile treatement you have given all sandwiches on this most public of forums. You, OP, have mis-used MFP and abused the trust of all MFP'ers. Please remove yourself from further postings.

    Sandwiches is AOK - eat 'em up

    Thank you,
    Sandwich Corp

    Back again with your lies SandwichCorp?!?

    I have never been, nor will I ever be in a relationship with a sandwich. ALL human sandwich relations are unnatural.

    Do not tempt me SandwichCorp. I will release those documents.
  • geturgoat
    geturgoat Posts: 19 Member
    Even knuckle sandwiches? I would love to pass some of those out.:laugh:
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  • ziggyc
    ziggyc Posts: 191 Member
    I literally JUST ate a sandwich before I read this.

    Trypipsinogen and Carboxypeptidase!!! Oh my!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    nature makes sandwiches all the time it's perfectly normal to have a metamorphic rock sandwiched between two igneous rocks...duh!
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    OP is right, everyone who eats sandwiches will eventually die.

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    Brainy! I demand that you tell me where I can go to commit suicide with whatever up pictured above. Die with dignity, and all that.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    nature makes sandwiches all the time it's perfectly normal to have a metamorphic rock sandwiched between two igneous rocks...duh!

    Rock sandwiches are fine because they're paleo
  • ashleyisgreat
    ashleyisgreat Posts: 586 Member
    This thread should have come with a trigger warning. I am a long-time sandwich addict and I am having horrible cravings after seeing all of the sandwiches on here.

    It started when I was a teenager. I used to sneak into the kitchen to eat a slice of bread at night. Once I realized that I could add meat and cheese, my life started spinning out of control. Soon it had escalated into a $100 a day habit and I hit rock bottom when I found myself giving grocery store cashiers "favors" behind the dumpster in exchange for their expired bread. Something had to change.

    Sandwich rehab was one of the hardest things I've ever done, but it's worth the daily struggle. Now I'm clean, healthy, and dihydrogen monoxide-free. For all of you who are thinking of trying sandwiches for the first time, please don't. Trust me!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Tell the truth, OP... HERE is your ex-boyfriend...

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    This is all I've got to add to the discussion.

    OMG, where can I get one of those?
    KFC. It's called a Double Down and is a standard menu item.

    I'm in big trouble. lol

    I don't know about you, but there isn't a KFC near me. But I'm not willing to let that stop me from pursuing this. Luckily, someone already did all the legwork for me, including adding it to the MFP database for ease of entering--anytime I want it.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1105196-the-mcdouble-down?hl=mcdouble+down

    i thought KFC didn't make this anymore. I don't think it's on the menu at the KFC near me.
  • _Bajiggity
    _Bajiggity Posts: 100 Member
    I'm eating one right now. NOM NOM NOM NOM
  • xombiebite
    xombiebite Posts: 276 Member
    oh, sammiches, sammiches with bacon, yum!


    Does my ham and cheese pannini count?

    Eating it anyway!

    i love peanut butter sammiches
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    Not sure if the author of this post is a troll or just dumb. :noway:

    Neither, really. Read it again. It is a joke.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    nature makes sandwiches all the time it's perfectly normal to have a metamorphic rock sandwiched between two igneous rocks...duh!

    Rock sandwiches are fine because they're paleo

    And highly recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists who are paying off their mortgage.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I would like to die eating this

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  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    I've come to the conclusion that some of the naysayers in this thread are bots created by Big Sandwich. We should start asking them trivia questions to assess their comprehension abilities.

    Big Sandwich killed my family.

    I'm looking into filing a class action. Share your story

    It was the burgers. We were always told that they weren't sandwiches--you know, because they don't have the exact same name. So we ate them: never too often, maybe once every couple weeks or so. Looking back now, I can't believe I didn't see it. I mean, we'd finish dinner or a barbecue only to feel satiated. It seemed wrong that we could enjoy such a delicious food, feel satisfied, and still be healthy. So we started looking into it. I mean, really looking into it. A picture of a vast organization pulling the strings of all the world's governments started to form. What's even worse--they were lying to people about sandwiches (AND BURGERS) being healthy and/or acceptable. Eventually, we narrowed down the suspects... It was Big Sandwich.

    I was on my way home from filing an injunction on the entire town on behalf of the entire town's health about ridding themselves of the Bready Menace, when something felt ... off. I typically eat about 10 pounds of carrots every morning, and I think this has helped me to "see" into the future. This is just another one of those instances. I rushed home only to find that Big Sandwich must have paid a squad of goons to demolish my home, with my entire family in it. It still deeply affects me to this day when I think about the loss of my family. I'm less saddened by the property damage. Sure, I miss having en entire spare bedroom in the basement to store old gas in leaky barrels, but sometimes life conspires against you.... with Big Sandwich.
  • Mythril
    Mythril Posts: 146 Member
    Lmfao.... I know this isn't serious. Di-hydrogen monoxide is water. And of course plants use solar radiation and carbon monoxide to grow and live. I didn't go through this entire thread. But lmao, this made me chuckle.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Does this count? When I go to Heaven I'm gonna eat this one.

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  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    This is all I've got to add to the discussion.

    OMG, where can I get one of those?
    KFC. It's called a Double Down and is a standard menu item.

    I'm in big trouble. lol

    I don't know about you, but there isn't a KFC near me. But I'm not willing to let that stop me from pursuing this. Luckily, someone already did all the legwork for me, including adding it to the MFP database for ease of entering--anytime I want it.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1105196-the-mcdouble-down?hl=mcdouble+down

    i thought KFC didn't make this anymore. I don't think it's on the menu at the KFC near me.

    :sad:
  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    It just came to my attention that the OP recently ended a long term relationship with her significant other - you guessed it - A SANDWICH! That in and of itslf may help others understand the vile treatement you have given all sandwiches on this most public of forums. You, OP, have mis-used MFP and abused the trust of all MFP'ers. Please remove yourself from further postings.

    Sandwiches is AOK - eat 'em up

    Thank you,
    Sandwich Corp


    DON'T JUST DON'T


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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

    I typically heat my sandwiches in an autoclave machine? Is this acceptable?

    Pirates? You're eating sandwiches?

    I thought it was just a coincidence when I found that subway wrapper in your pocket. WTH? I TRUSTED YOU!

    It wasn't a sandwich, it was a work of art.
  • MsPudding
    MsPudding Posts: 562 Member
    More evidence that these things are killers!! Intercontinental sandwiches....don't tell me these things aren't bad for you and don't come crying to me when one wipes out your city.


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  • SueInAz
    SueInAz Posts: 6,592 Member
    Actually, the evil plot all started with this dude...

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    Lord John Montagu - the 4th Earl of Sandwich.

    Lore is that he first invented/popularized the modern sandwich by having his servants retrieve him meat between slices of bread to sustaining him during marathon gambling sessions where he did not wish to leave the gaming tables in order to retire to the dining hall for meals.

    OMG, how did he pee?

    One has to wonder if he didn't also invent Depends.

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