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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    I just waiting for the cauliflower substitute for the sammiches. Can someone just PM that to me when that happens? Mmmmmkay....thanks!

    Don't eat cauliflower!

    Think about this logically.

    Cauliflowers are basically just small trees.
    Trees used to be used to build houses.
    People live in houses.
    Eating cauliflower is like eating people!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I just waiting for the cauliflower substitute for the sammiches. Can someone just PM that to me when that happens? Mmmmmkay....thanks!

    Don't eat cauliflower!

    Think about this logically.

    Cauliflowers are basically just small trees.
    Trees used to be used to build houses.
    People live in houses.
    Eating cauliflower is like eating people!

    correction. albino people.
  • thesophierose
    thesophierose Posts: 754 Member
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    I just waiting for the cauliflower substitute for the sammiches. Can someone just PM that to me when that happens? Mmmmmkay....thanks!

    Don't eat cauliflower!

    Think about this logically.

    Cauliflowers are basically just small trees.
    Trees used to be used to build houses.
    People live in houses.
    Eating cauliflower is like eating people!

    Bahahahahaaa, this made my day.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Actually, the evil plot all started with this dude...

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    Lord John Montagu - the 4th Earl of Sandwich.

    Lore is that he first invented/popularized the modern sandwich by having his servants retrieve him meat between slices of bread to sustaining him during marathon gambling sessions where he did not wish to leave the gaming tables in order to retire to the dining hall for meals.

    We have been following the Evil Chancellor John's movements for some time. Not only is he a gambling addict, we also have reason to believe he is a dark sorcerer
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    I want a sandwich. OP can you make me a natural one? aka from the kitchen.
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  • Confuzzled4ever
    Confuzzled4ever Posts: 2,860 Member
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    :frown:

    But... bacon...

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    I want this... with an egg and avocado slice on wheat or rye toast.. NOW!!
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    Not sure if the author of this post is a troll or just dumb. :noway:

    Theoretically, if you couldn't tell, the intellectual failure might lie elsewhere.

    Quoted for WIN. lol
    Indeed
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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    :frown:

    But... bacon...

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    I want this... with an egg and avocado slice on wheat or rye toast.. NOW!!

    This is what sandwich addiction does to people
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    Just cause...
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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Just cause...
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    Forget all of that because YOU HAVE A SANDMAN TICKER AND I LOVE YOU
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    Just cause...
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    QFT
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
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    Not sure if the author of this post is a troll or just dumb. :noway:

    Theoretically, if you couldn't tell, the intellectual failure might lie elsewhere.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    I just waiting for the cauliflower substitute for the sammiches. Can someone just PM that to me when that happens? Mmmmmkay....thanks!

    Don't eat cauliflower!

    Think about this logically.

    Cauliflowers are basically just small trees.
    Trees used to be used to build houses.
    People live in houses.
    Eating cauliflower is like eating people!

    correction. albino people.

    But I sometimes like to eats the people. I think that is different than what you are saying though so I got it.

    Poor, poor, albino people. I've been so evil.
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
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    I just waiting for the cauliflower substitute for the sammiches. Can someone just PM that to me when that happens? Mmmmmkay....thanks!

    Don't eat cauliflower!

    Think about this logically.

    Cauliflowers are basically just small trees.
    Trees used to be used to build houses.
    People live in houses.
    Eating cauliflower is like eating people!

    LMFAO!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    I just waiting for the cauliflower substitute for the sammiches. Can someone just PM that to me when that happens? Mmmmmkay....thanks!

    Don't eat cauliflower!

    Think about this logically.

    Cauliflowers are basically just small trees.
    Trees used to be used to build houses.
    People live in houses.
    Eating cauliflower is like eating people!

    correction. albino people.

    But I sometimes like to eats the people. I think that is different than what you are saying though so I got it.

    Poor, poor, albino people. I've been so evil.

    People are naturally formed so its ok to eat them
  • I_Will_Be_The_Swan
    I_Will_Be_The_Swan Posts: 132
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    This is ridiculous. Seriously? Sandwiches are inherently harmless; if you have any problems with an ingredient - gluten intolerance, lactose intolerance, etcetera - simply exclude them.

    Also:

    Creme fraiche = fresh cream. Harmless.

    Fleur du sel = Either straight up salt, or something equally harmless and delicious like celery or garlic salts.

    None of this is remotely relevant or cogent.
  • Laststand2011
    Laststand2011 Posts: 42 Member
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    Just picked up a sandwich at Sainsburys - King Prawn & Rocket.

    Rocket sounds kinda dangerous - I like to live on the wild side. :devil:

    Why would you eat something named after a spaceship? Space travel is unnatural!

    :huh:
  • SailorKnightWing
    SailorKnightWing Posts: 875 Member
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    This is ridiculous. Seriously? Sandwiches are inherently harmless; if you have any problems with an ingredient - gluten intolerance, lactose intolerance, etcetera - simply exclude them.

    Also:

    Creme fraiche = fresh cream. Harmless.

    Fleur du sel = Either straight up salt, or something equally harmless and delicious like celery or garlic salts.

    None of this is remotely relevant or cogent.
    The joke



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    Your head.
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
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    i am converted i will no longer eat sandwiches,

    ever,
    from now on

    i will serve my bread
    meat
    cheese
    tomato
    pickle
    and lettuce

    separately on a plate
    with
    a thin line of mayonnaise and mustard separating them into
    separate (but equal) De-militarized zones

    hopefully this will stop the evil that has been perpetuated on us by
    Big Sammich Corp Et Al
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    This is ridiculous. Seriously? Sandwiches are inherently harmless; if you have any problems with an ingredient - gluten intolerance, lactose intolerance, etcetera - simply exclude them.

    Also:

    Creme fraiche = fresh cream. Harmless.

    Fleur du sel = Either straight up salt, or something equally harmless and delicious like celery or garlic salts.

    None of this is remotely relevant or cogent.


    I'm guessing you have humor intolerance. it's ok, it is actually far more common than gluten sensitivity.

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