Do not eat sandwiches
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This is ridiculous. Seriously? Sandwiches are inherently harmless; if you have any problems with an ingredient - gluten intolerance, lactose intolerance, etcetera - simply exclude them.
Also:
Creme fraiche = fresh cream. Harmless.
Fleur du sel = Either straight up salt, or something equally harmless and delicious like celery or garlic salts.
None of this is remotely relevant or cogent.
Look, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
I understand that you're willing to believe everything that you hear about sandwiches (except for the TRUTH) but don't postulate that nonsense here.
I am very experienced in the science of chemistry in fact I have looked at the periodic table twice just this year and even invented. About four of the elements.
I wouldn't bother posting anything else. Spread your lies elsewhere or you may become the victim of an intellectual beatdown0 -
Big Sandwich is out to get us.0
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Dihydrogen Monoxide can also cause drowning if inhaled.
:devil:
(Ophidion, this is especially appropriate for your icon.)
There's a song for that: (http://filk.cracksandshards.DHMO.html)
The DHMO Song
Mark A. Mandel, © 1997
to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic"
There's a chemical that poses deadly danger to us all
If we don't eliminate it, we are headed for a fall
But our governments refuse to see the writing on the wall
They're going to let us die!
CHORUS (after every verse):
Ban dihydrogen monoxide!
Ban dihydrogen monoxide!
Ban dihydrogen monoxide
Before it kills us all!
Dihydrogen monoxide is a chemical to fear
Uncounted thousands die of inhalation every year
Yet the FDA allows it in our burgers, beans, and beer
And never questions why!
In gaseous form it's subtle, without color, taste, or smell
But it's part of acid rain, and it's a greenhouse gas as well
It's also found in car exhaust, which makes our cities Hell
And dirties up the sky!
It's widely used by industry, and agriculture too
They dump it on the ground or in the river when they're through
And from the ecosystem it gets into me and you
Which they dare not deny!
You'll find dihydrogen monoxide everywhere you go
In rivers, oceans, lakes, and streams, in air and soil and snow
Its quantitative formula is simply H2O --
You'll get it if you try!
......[This verse contributed by Gary McGath]
How far DHMO has spread no one can safely tell.
They've found it on Europa, and it's on our Moon as well.
It may well turn our Solar System to a living hell!
It's filling up the sky!
[See http://www.google.com/search?q=dihydrogen+monoxide]0 -
Hi Mutant
Where I come from sandwiches consist of three thing s- bread, filling, butter or spread.
Whilst I agree that if you are buying sandwiches you cannot see the junk they paste into them to make them stay on the shelves - the humble sandwich must not be maligned. It is a quick and easy way to fuel your body with protein, carbs and fat.
In other words yes you are getting it - you meant ready made sandwiches - the kind you can buy off the shelves.
And I totally agree with you there
*Woosh*0 -
:frown:
But... bacon...
What can ever be wrong with that? I want one now!!!0 -
This is ridiculous. Seriously? Sandwiches are inherently harmless; if you have any problems with an ingredient - gluten intolerance, lactose intolerance, etcetera - simply exclude them.
Also:
Creme fraiche = fresh cream. Harmless.
Fleur du sel = Either straight up salt, or something equally harmless and delicious like celery or garlic salts.
None of this is remotely relevant or cogent.
I'm guessing you have humor intolerance. it's ok, it is actually far more common than gluten sensitivity.
Nice!
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This is all I've got to add to the discussion.
OMG, where can I get one of those?0 -
Great protest song!0
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Fine. Go and pollute your body! Maybe you should add done tartar or should I say TARTARIC ACID!
ACID! Like what James Bond villains put in death pits! Go put some ACIDS IN YOU!!!!
Uh...the body needs amino acids... or vitamins, as some people call them. I quite like my amino acids in sandwich form, sometimes.
(MMMmmmm. Sandwiches....)
I won't have people advocating doing acid in this thread.
Having dropped acid before, I can only concur.
(It's a real pain to clear up as well - had to chuck a pile of bicarbonate of soda on it...)0 -
KFC. It's called a Double Down and is a standard menu item.
This is all I've got to add to the discussion.
OMG, where can I get one of those?0 -
Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O
I would hope my produce is sprayed with copious amounts of that.
Di meaning 2 Hydrogen molecules
Mono meaning one Oxygen moleculer
this equals H2O
hahaha anyone who took basic chemistry in school should know this0 -
Actually, the evil plot all started with this dude...
Lord John Montagu - the 4th Earl of Sandwich.
Lore is that he first invented/popularized the modern sandwich by having his servants retrieve him meat between slices of bread to sustaining him during marathon gambling sessions where he did not wish to leave the gaming tables in order to retire to the dining hall for meals.
OMG, how did he pee?0 -
Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O
I would hope my produce is sprayed with copious amounts of that.
Di meaning 2 Hydrogen molecules
Mono meaning one Oxygen moleculer
this equals H2O
hahaha anyone who took basic chemistry in school should know this
I only took sex ed so I wasn't aware. thanks for the explanation!0 -
Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O
I would hope my produce is sprayed with copious amounts of that.
Di meaning 2 Hydrogen molecules
Mono meaning one Oxygen moleculer
this equals H2O
hahaha anyone who took basic chemistry in school should know this
Do I have to repeat myself?!
I invented four elements. I know more about chemesting than anyone else in this thread and as an expert of chemicalstry I can authoritively say that all chemicals are dangerous0 -
KFC. It's called a Double Down and is a standard menu item.
This is all I've got to add to the discussion.
OMG, where can I get one of those?
I'm in big trouble. lol0 -
Actually, the evil plot all started with this dude...
Lord John Montagu - the 4th Earl of Sandwich.
Lore is that he first invented/popularized the modern sandwich by having his servants retrieve him meat between slices of bread to sustaining him during marathon gambling sessions where he did not wish to leave the gaming tables in order to retire to the dining hall for meals.
Must.Defend.My. FL.on MFP......Noooo Nooooo Nooooo. It was the Arabs that started it! They were stuffing their meat in pita bread loooong before Brit here!0 -
Look, the inventor of sandwiches doesn't matter. In reality it was probably a conglomerate of evil people from all over the world. Possibly the Hellfire Club. What matter is getting sandwiches out of our homes, schools and mouths now!0
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Do we make exceptions for healthy dark chocolate natural vanilla ice cream sandwiches? If not I may have to go on a hunger strike :frown:
That just invoked a dangerous influx of dihydrogen monoxide and amylase in my mouth! I am outing you as a Sandwich Corp hit man(person) umm...woman. !!
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Sandwiches killed my Mam, and tattooed my baby, he's in a gang now!
They are bad news. BAD. NEWS.
Down with Big Sandwich!0 -
LOL page 14....... impressive..... :drinker: Well just made a Big Ole Black Forest Ham and Swiss sandwich (my second sandwich of the day) and so far I am still alive..... Planning some chicken wraps for supper so finger crossed I survive the night.... Carry on.......0
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