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  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
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    At least once a day, if you have female organs it happens. I call this place mydatingpal.

    Hmmm, what does that say about those of us with female organs who don't? We must be old! Or super ugly.

    Could just be that you are a cartoon, you might be able to enjoy more harassment on an anime or hentai forum :flowerforyou:

    I thought everybody loved cartoons? Especially overweight dudes!

    Problem with cartoons is they're all flat... get it?... see what I did there? :laugh:

    Well played sir. I'd offer you a cookie, but we're all here to lose weight.

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    No cookie = me sad!
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
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    At least once a day, if you have female organs it happens. I call this place mydatingpal.

    Hmmm, what does that say about those of us with female organs who don't? We must be old! Or super ugly.

    Could just be that you are a cartoon, you might be able to enjoy more harassment on an anime or hentai forum :flowerforyou:

    I thought everybody loved cartoons? Especially overweight dudes!

    Problem with cartoons is they're all flat... get it?... see what I did there? :laugh:

    Well played sir. I'd offer you a cookie, but we're all here to lose weight.

    What if I made cauliflower cookies?
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
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    I thought everybody loved cartoons? Especially overweight dudes!
    Problem with cartoons is they're all flat... get it?... see what I did there? :laugh:
    Well played sir. I'd offer you a cookie, but we're all here to lose weight.
    What if I made cauliflower cookies?
    Then you will have succeeded in making the world that much worse. Y u want to ruin the world?

    I was going to start hitting on you... but now you've ruined it. I hope you're happy :brokenheart:
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
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    I like to watch the world burn. Makes a lot of ooey gooey melty marshmallows quickly.

    That's cauliflower and kale marshmallows. Vegetarian organic free range ethically harvested, of course.
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
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    I like to watch the world burn. Makes a lot of ooey gooey melty marshmallows quickly.

    That's cauliflower and kale marshmallows. Vegetarian organic free range ethically harvested, of course.

    just for you....

    Earth_on_Fire_Animated_global_warming.gif

    :flowerforyou:
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
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    I like to watch the world burn. Makes a lot of ooey gooey melty marshmallows quickly.

    That's cauliflower and kale marshmallows. Vegetarian organic free range ethically harvested, of course.

    just for you....

    Earth_on_Fire_Animated_global_warming.gif

    That's gonna take a whooooolllleeee lot of marshmallows. *nodnod*

    Bonus, I don't have to buy snow pants this year. Maybe even have more than eight hours of daylight in the winter.

    :flowerforyou:
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
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    I like to watch the world burn. Makes a lot of ooey gooey melty marshmallows quickly.

    That's cauliflower and kale marshmallows. Vegetarian organic free range ethically harvested, of course.

    just for you....

    Earth_on_Fire_Animated_global_warming.gif

    That's gonna take a whooooolllleeee lot of marshmallows. *nodnod*

    Bonus, I don't have to buy snow pants this year. Maybe even have more than eight hours of daylight in the winter.

    :flowerforyou:

    See... global warming can be a good thing.
  • caramelgyrlk
    caramelgyrlk Posts: 1,112 Member
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    I have not been approached.
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
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    I have not been approached.

    How YOU doing?
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
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    I have not been approached.

    Hey baby. What's your ankle size? Do you like monkeys?
  • Nonya81
    Nonya81 Posts: 145 Member
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    Nope, ive never been hit on here. Maybe I have ***** face on my profile pic
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
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    Nope, ive never been hit on here. Maybe I have ***** face on my profile pic

    How YOU doing?
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    All the time.
  • Nonya81
    Nonya81 Posts: 145 Member
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    Nope, ive never been hit on here. Maybe I have ***** face on my profile pic

    How YOU doing?

    Hey Now!
  • 2bePhantasticallyfit
    2bePhantasticallyfit Posts: 491 Member
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    Dear Lord, people can find anything to complain about. If someone smiles at you at the grocery store do you mace them because you're "not there to get hit on?"

    You can meet someone anywhere.... MFP, Starbucks, Match.com, the gynecologist's office, and even the morgue.

    Take it as a compliment or GTFO.


    QFT
  • 2bePhantasticallyfit
    2bePhantasticallyfit Posts: 491 Member
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    :noway: I would like to meet the thirsty individuals. people who wouldnt otherwise warrant a second look, are complaining about being hit on. How did I end up in this paralell universe?

    Gold.


    :heart: this
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Don't really have this problem, I'm going to blame it on the shark so my ego doesn't take a hit.
  • 2bePhantasticallyfit
    2bePhantasticallyfit Posts: 491 Member
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    I think you are taking it wrong.

    When I say nice job, I don't mean nice tits.


    Damn I'm so bad at reading guys!!!
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Don't really have this problem, I'm going to blame it on the shark so my ego doesn't take a hit.


    If I were into sharks I'd totally hit on you. Nice dorsal :love:
  • zornig
    zornig Posts: 336 Member
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    I like to watch the world burn. Makes a lot of ooey gooey melty marshmallows quickly.

    That's cauliflower and kale marshmallows. Vegetarian organic free range ethically harvested, of course.

    just for you....

    Earth_on_Fire_Animated_global_warming.gif

    :flowerforyou:

    I concur, and I even like cauliflower and kale.

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