Just Jealous.

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Hey, jealousyyyyyyyyyyy

    Tomorrow we can drive around this town and let the cops chase us around past is gone and something might be found to take its place.
    :heart:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    hey OP! ...stop stealing my new catchphrase! :angry:

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    Sounds like somebody's jealous.

    i see what you did there... now cut it out! :angry:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Over thanksgiving weekend, I was out and about christmas tree shopping with my wife and she went over to go look at the tall ones and I was by the short ones and there was an attractive middle-aged woman there looking at trees. We struck up a conversation but even though I was attracted and it was a flirty conversation my wife seemed a little upset when got back.

    The woman when she was leaving the aisle said something like "don't be jealous" and then she was on the ground, and my wife said "don't fall so fast when I hit you." the end

    FIFY
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    So you can flirt with other women, and your wife should just be ok with it?

    I wouldn't be jealous if she flirted with other men. They're often jealous of me with her, I can tell by the way they look at me.
  • BeanCounter3
    BeanCounter3 Posts: 158 Member
    So what kind of tree did you get?

    hahaha....nice...
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    So you can flirt with other women, and your wife should just be ok with it?

    I wouldn't be jealous if she flirted with other men. They're often jealous of me with her, I can tell by the way they look at me.

    I'm jealous of the guy's that get jealous about not flirting with your wife.
  • LoggingForLife
    LoggingForLife Posts: 504 Member
    That would have been the perfect opportunity to suggest a threesome.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    So did you get a tree?

    We got a Douglas fir, seven footer, but that's because I like to trim the scraggly ones off the bottom and then shorten it up a bit.

    It looks pretty sweet, but I'm afraid it's going to be forever associated in my mind with my wife's jealousy. I just want to pull all the branches off and throw it out the door.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    So you can flirt with other women, and your wife should just be ok with it?
    nothin wrong with that.
  • bunnybutler29
    bunnybutler29 Posts: 291
    Jealousy is a bi#&@. First I agree with above poster if the other woman has the balls to say "dont be jealous" then she would most definitely be tasting her own blood. Second who cares people flirt all the time. My husband flirts and so do I. He lets me hang out with men and knows im not cheating on him. Hell I will show him flirty text or whatever. He flirts with women and I gotta agree some of them are freakin hott. (No homo). At the end of the day I come home to him and he to I. Everyone gets a littlle jealous at times and be glad ur wife still gets jealous. When she stops u might have a problem.
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    So what kind of tree did you get?

    hahaha....nice...
    Why are y'all hating on OP and his issues? Why aren't you supporting him? I'm pretty sure y'all are just jealous of his success on his marital journey.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    So you can flirt with other women, and your wife should just be ok with it?

    I wouldn't be jealous if she flirted with other men. They're often jealous of me with her, I can tell by the way they look at me.

    I'm jealous of the guy's that get jealous about not flirting with your wife.

    I'm jealous of the tree.
  • JeniferEverx3
    JeniferEverx3 Posts: 219 Member
    It is natural to find other people attractive but openly showing attraction and flirting is very disrespectful to your spouse. I would never disrespect my husband like that. And if I did show some other man I was attracted to him and flirted with him all in my husband's face...if this man did have the temerity to then say to my husband 'don't be jealous' it is likely that my husband, an easy-going, laid-back kind of man usually, would knock his teeth down his throat.

    Basically you and this woman dogged your wife out and then she had the nerve to go rub it in your wife's face. :noway:

    ^This exactly. My boyfriend would NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR disrespect me. He's a very outgoing person but there is a difference between having a lively or friendly conversation and having a "flirtacious" conversation. The fact that you admitted it was flirtacious literally makes you a jerk. You should apologize to your wife, and next time don't put yourself in a situation like this. Also, you should never let anyone male or female disrespect your wife either. You are wrong on so many levels.

    And just for emphasis, I will repeat. That chick would have been eating my fist. :angry:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    So did you get a tree?

    We got a Douglas fir, seven footer, but that's because I like to trim the scraggly ones off the bottom and then shorten it up a bit.

    It looks pretty sweet, but I'm afraid it's going to be forever associated in my mind with my wife's jealousy. I just want to pull all the branches off and throw it out the door.

    So does she probably. Maybe you guys can make it a date night activity?
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    I'm totes jealous that I didn't start this thread. I'm also jealous that OP's wife was jealous of the jealous cougar that jealoused all over his peanut butter and jealous sangwich. I also I'm jealous of the jealous cougar who made OP's wife jealous about his jealousy over being jealous about the other jealous people at the Christmas tree store. OP is jealous of those who have fake trees and don't have to put up with all the jealous crap that rears its ugly jealous head when people are jealous of the tree that was sold before they got to the store.

    This is the correct answer and I'm jealous of him for posting this before I could. Jealous that OP had time to think about Christmas trees; I'm still trying to decide what to bring to my sister's Thanksgiving potluck.
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    TIL: Catty words are justification for aggravated assault.
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    Over thanksgiving weekend, I was out and about christmas tree shopping with my wife and she went over to go look at the tall ones and I was by the short ones and there was an attractive middle-aged woman there looking at trees. We struck up a conversation but even though I was attracted and it was a flirty conversation my wife seemed a little upset when got back.

    The woman when she was leaving the aisle said something like "don't be jealous" and my wife shot ME a look. Then she said that the other woman was just jealous of her for having me. Then I told my wife that I thought she was jealous because I was talking to her. My wife told me that I was just jealous of the cougar's ball of yarn or whatever it is they play with and that made me jealous.

    Jealous jealous jealous? Jealous. JSF, jealous.

    Let it go. If you validate the exchange by doing this^, then the encounter made more of an impact on you, then you might think. Should your wife be jealous?
  • kinder_dreggs
    kinder_dreggs Posts: 2
    Agree!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    LOL at people claiming they would actually punch the woman.
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    So you can flirt with other women, and your wife should just be ok with it?

    I wouldn't be jealous if she flirted with other men. They're often jealous of me with her, I can tell by the way they look at me.

    I'm jealous of the guy's that get jealous about not flirting with your wife.

    I'm jealous of the tree.

    I was until OP voiced his disdain for what the tree represents. Now I'm jealous of the sawzall that he will use to slowly dismember said tree.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    TIL: Catty words are justification for aggravated assault.
    great minds.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    So you can flirt with other women, and your wife should just be ok with it?

    I wouldn't be jealous if she flirted with other men. They're often jealous of me with her, I can tell by the way they look at me.

    Yeah but isn't it kinda bad form to do that in front of your wife, and for the lady to actually act like a b!tch to her saying don't get jealous, that's pretty rude and If I were you I probably would have shut that lady down for being rude to my wife because I respect and love her.
  • ShapenerFiterrati
    ShapenerFiterrati Posts: 111 Member
    So what kind of tree did you get?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ^^^ this
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    TIL: Catty words are justification for aggravated assault.

    Thanks for knowing that. :wink:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    It is natural to find other people attractive but openly showing attraction and flirting is very disrespectful to your spouse. I would never disrespect my husband like that. And if I did show some other man I was attracted to him and flirted with him all in my husband's face...if this man did have the temerity to then say to my husband 'don't be jealous' it is likely that my husband, an easy-going, laid-back kind of man usually, would knock his teeth down his throat.

    Basically you and this woman dogged your wife out and then she had the nerve to go rub it in your wife's face. :noway:

    ^This exactly. My boyfriend would NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR disrespect me. He's a very outgoing person but there is a difference between having a lively or friendly conversation and having a "flirtacious" conversation. The fact that you admitted it was flirtacious literally makes you a jerk. You should apologize to your wife, and next time don't put yourself in a situation like this. Also, you should never let anyone male or female disrespect your wife either. You are wrong on so many levels.

    And just for emphasis, I will repeat. That chick would have been eating my fist. :angry:


    But my wife WAS jealous. Cute stranger lady was right. It's a character defect if you can't look in the mirror and acknowledge what you see. This woman certainly helped me that afternoon and I think if my wife were more mature she would've thanked her too instead of trying to treat me like a housepet.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I'm just jealous of everyone. Everywhere. All the time.

    I don't discriminate.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I was until OP voiced his disdain for what the tree represents. Now I'm jealous of the sawzall that he will use to slowly dismember said tree.

    I've got a ryobi plusone reciprocating saw specifically with a milwaukee tree trimming blade. That blade's like a foot long. I'm going to have that tree denuded before you can say "possessive *****".
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    So you can flirt with other women, and your wife should just be ok with it?

    I wouldn't be jealous if she flirted with other men. They're often jealous of me with her, I can tell by the way they look at me.

    Yeah but isn't it kinda bad form to do that in front of your wife, and for the lady to actually act like a b!tch to her saying don't get jealous, that's pretty rude and If I were you I probably would have shut that lady down for being rude to my wife because I respect and love her.

    Should OP be jealous that you love and respect his wife?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    So you can flirt with other women, and your wife should just be ok with it?

    I wouldn't be jealous if she flirted with other men. They're often jealous of me with her, I can tell by the way they look at me.

    Ok, and then what if dude before walking away says to you, "don't be jealous" would that make you get a) a hard on knowing your wife is SO attractive to other men, b) a fist that you must struggle to keep in your pocket or c) a fake tree next year so this never happens again?
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    TIL: Catty words are justification for aggravated assault.
    great minds.

    :drinker:


    Everyone's jealous of our great minds.

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