What Are Your First Date Deal Breakers?
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No sex
^^
Though on my next first date, I'm going to refuse to have sex. I wanna see what that is like.
what if she doesn't even try, you gonna wait till whatever date that happens on and then refuse?
*blinks* Don't be ridiculous.
did you get somthing in yer eye?
Why would I go out on a date with a girl that doesn't want to sleep with me?
And why would you go on a second date with a girl who already gave you everything she had on the first date, including herpes lol
Why would you assume she automatically has a STD?
Well if its that easy to get in her pants, just imagine how many have been there before you :P Sloppy seconds yum.
The ones I have been with had less than 4 partners. Not really qualifying as slores.0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
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back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops0 -
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No sex
^^
Though on my next first date, I'm going to refuse to have sex. I wanna see what that is like.
what if she doesn't even try, you gonna wait till whatever date that happens on and then refuse?
*blinks* Don't be ridiculous.
did you get somthing in yer eye?
Why would I go out on a date with a girl that doesn't want to sleep with me?
And why would you go on a second date with a girl who already gave you everything she had on the first date, including herpes lol
Why would you assume she automatically has a STD?
Well if its that easy to get in her pants, just imagine how many have been there before you :P Sloppy seconds yum.
Why would I assume she sleeps with everyone just because she couldn't resist me?
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back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops
Strike ONE!0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops
Are we going with the banana peel defense?0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
So you're saying one *kitten* grab and one boob grope and I'm still at the plate as long as I can keep fouling the rest of the close pitches off? Free for dinner tomorrow?
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I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops
Are we going with the banana peel defense?
Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!
Thank you for solving that mystery!0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops
Strike ONE!
Humph! *smacks waitress's bootay*
Wut?0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before
hahahaha too funny 0 -
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I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.0 -
Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
Look clean, Smell good
Sense of humor
Pay the tab & tip
Trill= truthful & real0 -
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I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops
Are we going with the banana peel defense?
Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!
Thank you for solving that mystery!
....
I just can't even
Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
So you're saying one *kitten* grab and one boob grope and I'm still at the plate as long as I can keep fouling the rest of the close pitches off? Free for dinner tomorrow?
I have to be honest a 7 year relationship I was in started this way. LOL. and with a slow dance and he picked me up off the ground spun me in the air and we didn't talk for the whole first hour we "met". stay tuned for the BS MCD put up with on first date with hubs
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I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?
People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
oh guise that must have sucked? :flowerforyou:0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops
Are we going with the banana peel defense?
Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!
Thank you for solving that mystery!
....
I just can't even
Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?
See. Now this is how a first date should go. Latex anyone?0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?
People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.
I like arrogant men its a turn on :P0 -
Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
Look clean, Smell good
Sense of humor
Pay the tab & tip
Trill= truthful & real
She was asking for deal breakers, not requirements.
And wtf at that one.0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?
People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.
0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?
People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.
I like arrogant men its a turn on :P
Control yourself. I am NOT sleeping with you.0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?
People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.
I like arrogant men its a turn on :P Throw in some witt and i'm yours haha0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops
Are we going with the banana peel defense?
Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!
Thank you for solving that mystery!
....
I just can't even
Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?
I bet there wasn't!!!0 -
Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
Look clean, Smell good
Sense of humor
Pay the tab & tip
Trill= truthful & real
She was asking for deal breakers, not requirements.
And wtf at that one.
I have to agree. That's kind of messed up...:laugh: We shame people for paying for sex but if they don't pay for our company, there isn't going to be another round. ROFL!0
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