What Are Your First Date Deal Breakers?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?

    People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.

    I like arrogant men its a turn on :P

    Control yourself. I am NOT sleeping with you.

    haha ya like I would let that happen :O
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    oh guise that must have sucked? :flowerforyou:
    i am so sleepy eyes half shut and read something about toes being sucked.

    srs
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
    Look clean, Smell good
    Sense of humor
    Pay the tab & tip
    Trill= truthful & real

    She was asking for deal breakers, not requirements.

    And wtf at that one.

    I have to agree. That's kind of messed up...:laugh: We shame people for paying for sex but if they don't pay for our company, there isn't going to be another round. ROFL!


    The sad part is that I am more than willing to pay for dates, but it being an expectation and a deal-breaker if I don't? Um, no thanks.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    *falls on top of you* oops

    Are we going with the banana peel defense?

    Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!

    Thank you for solving that mystery!


    ....




    I just can't even


    Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?

    I bet there wasn't!!!

    Good call.... it didn't even fit.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    oh guise that must have sucked? :flowerforyou:
    i am so sleepy eyes half shut and read something about toes being sucked.

    srs

    ...maybe. We'll discuss that.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?

    People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.

    I like arrogant men its a turn on :P Throw in some witt and i'm yours haha

    ^this girl actually has her priorities in order. MOSt men should have job and MOST sluts prolly do have STd's no?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?

    People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.

    I like arrogant men its a turn on :P

    Control yourself. I am NOT sleeping with you.

    haha ya like I would let that happen :O

    I will have to buy a rape whistle...*sigh*
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    *falls on top of you* oops

    Are we going with the banana peel defense?

    Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!

    Thank you for solving that mystery!


    ....




    I just can't even


    Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?

    I bet there wasn't!!!

    Good call.... it didn't even fit.

    How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
  • snowmaniac
    snowmaniac Posts: 600 Member
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    Thinks Adam Sandler or Jimmy Fallon are funny.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?

    *snorts and laughs*
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    So you're saying one *kitten* grab and one boob grope and I'm still at the plate as long as I can keep fouling the rest of the close pitches off? Free for dinner tomorrow? :wink:

    I have to be honest a 7 year relationship I was in started this way. LOL. and with a slow dance and he picked me up off the ground spun me in the air and we didn't talk for the whole first hour we "met". stay tuned for the BS MCD put up with on first date with hubs

    jev6M.gif

    okay so it included lots of whats in this thread. INCLUDING DISNEY!!!!. there was ANGER when he was livid I would not ride the matterhorn in front of him and let him get "accidental" shlong rubs on my butt. Then there was LYING when he had to cause his job. Then there was BOOB accidental rub when we were in lines that were "crowded" they werent' that crowded. am I forgetting something? lemme see. Oh yeah there was suspicion when I thought he stole my ID as an excuse to see me again, b/c i lost it.

    So the dude is like Yoda?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
    Look clean, Smell good
    Sense of humor
    Pay the tab & tip
    Trill= truthful & real

    She was asking for deal breakers, not requirements.

    And wtf at that one.

    inorite,....who has to SAY that? if i have to say something like that, it's like embarrasing.
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?

    People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.

    I like arrogant men its a turn on :P

    Control yourself. I am NOT sleeping with you.

    haha ya like I would let that happen :O

    I will have to buy a rape whistle...*sigh*

    Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    So you're saying one *kitten* grab and one boob grope and I'm still at the plate as long as I can keep fouling the rest of the close pitches off? Free for dinner tomorrow? :wink:

    I have to be honest a 7 year relationship I was in started this way. LOL. and with a slow dance and he picked me up off the ground spun me in the air and we didn't talk for the whole first hour we "met". stay tuned for the BS MCD put up with on first date with hubs

    jev6M.gif

    okay so it included lots of whats in this thread. INCLUDING DISNEY!!!!. there was ANGER when he was livid I would not ride the matterhorn in front of him and let him get "accidental" shlong rubs on my butt. Then there was LYING when he had to cause his job. Then there was BOOB accidental rub when we were in lines that were "crowded" they werent' that crowded. am I forgetting something? lemme see. Oh yeah there was suspicion when I thought he stole my ID as an excuse to see me again, b/c i lost it.

    So the dude is like Yoda?

    I don't remember Yoda doing boob rubs... :tongue:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party

    Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort. :angry:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party

    Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort. :angry:

    What if I just hide all your toys?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?

    *snorts and laughs*

    That was also my initial reaction.

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