What Are Your First Date Deal Breakers?
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Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?
But that takes the fun out of it. :ohwell:
At least leave a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold. I can improvise if need be, but using a belt tends to chaff her wrists.0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
Most men usually do :P0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
Most men usually do :P
The burning sensation can be distracting.0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?
But that takes the fun out of it. :ohwell:
At least leave a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold. I can improvise if need be, but using a belt tends to chaff her wrists.
Well, if you insist...improvising sounds good.0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?
But that takes the fun out of it. :ohwell:
At least leave a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold. I can improvise if need be, but using a belt tends to chaff her wrists.
Well, if you insist...improvising sounds good.
Now your speaking my language
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How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*
That was also my initial reaction.
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Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
Most men usually do :P
The burning sensation can be distracting.
They make lotion for that0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?
But that takes the fun out of it. :ohwell:
At least leave a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold. I can improvise if need be, but using a belt tends to chaff her wrists.
Well, if you insist...improvising sounds good.
Now your speaking my language
I'm fluent in slore. 0 -
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How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*
That was also my initial reaction.
Is that sound proof? I would also like it to block out the drunk's singing and I'm in0 -
you guys are way too crazy. i left the date an went home in a taxi. dang youze a bunch of freaky deakys
Pfft. you act like you didn't know.0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?
But that takes the fun out of it. :ohwell:
At least leave a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold. I can improvise if need be, but using a belt tends to chaff her wrists.
Well, if you insist...improvising sounds good.
Now your speaking my language
I'm fluent in slore.
we already knew that. ;-)0 -
How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*
That was also my initial reaction.
Is that sound proof? I would also like it to block out the drunk's singing and I'm in
Only one way to find out. :laugh:0 -
you guys are way too crazy. i left the date an went home in a taxi. dang youze a bunch of freaky deakys
Enjoy!
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you guys are way too crazy. i left the date an went home in a taxi. dang youze a bunch of freaky deakys
Pfft. you act like you didn't know.
i didn't know ppl were gonna rummage my pantry for saran wrap. geez can't kitchen items be sacred. I mean damn we eat in there for crying out loud.
Don't look in the mayo.0 -
How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*
That was also my initial reaction.
Is that sound proof? I would also like it to block out the drunk's singing and I'm in
Only one way to find out. :laugh:
You got any bourbon?!?!0 -
How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*
That was also my initial reaction.
Is that sound proof? I would also like it to block out the drunk's singing and I'm in
Only one way to find out. :laugh:
You got any bourbon?!?!
Monday the sequel?0 -
How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*
That was also my initial reaction.
Is that sound proof? I would also like it to block out the drunk's singing and I'm in
Only one way to find out. :laugh:
You got any bourbon?!?!
and fortune cookies0
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