What Are Your First Date Deal Breakers?

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    *falls on top of you* oops

    Are we going with the banana peel defense?

    Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!

    Thank you for solving that mystery!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    *falls on top of you* oops

    Strike ONE!

    Humph! *smacks waitress's bootay*

    Wut?
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
  • N3lly718
    N3lly718 Posts: 1
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    Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
    Look clean, Smell good
    Sense of humor
    Pay the tab & tip
    Trill= truthful & real
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    *falls on top of you* oops

    Are we going with the banana peel defense?

    Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!

    Thank you for solving that mystery!


    ....




    I just can't even


    Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    So you're saying one *kitten* grab and one boob grope and I'm still at the plate as long as I can keep fouling the rest of the close pitches off? Free for dinner tomorrow? :wink:

    I have to be honest a 7 year relationship I was in started this way. LOL. and with a slow dance and he picked me up off the ground spun me in the air and we didn't talk for the whole first hour we "met". stay tuned for the BS MCD put up with on first date with hubs

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?

    People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    oh guise that must have sucked? :flowerforyou:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    *falls on top of you* oops

    Are we going with the banana peel defense?

    Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!

    Thank you for solving that mystery!


    ....




    I just can't even


    Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?

    See. Now this is how a first date should go. Latex anyone?
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?

    People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.

    I like arrogant men its a turn on :P
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
    Look clean, Smell good
    Sense of humor
    Pay the tab & tip
    Trill= truthful & real

    She was asking for deal breakers, not requirements.

    And wtf at that one.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?

    People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Options
    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?

    People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.

    I like arrogant men its a turn on :P

    Control yourself. I am NOT sleeping with you.
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion :/

    Your opinion is WRONG

    Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before :'( hahahaha too funny

    I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.

    Hows that working out for ya?

    People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.

    I like arrogant men its a turn on :P Throw in some witt and i'm yours haha
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    No sex


    ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho

    Not even a feelsies?
    back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.

    *falls on top of you* oops

    Are we going with the banana peel defense?

    Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!

    Thank you for solving that mystery!


    ....




    I just can't even


    Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?

    I bet there wasn't!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
    Look clean, Smell good
    Sense of humor
    Pay the tab & tip
    Trill= truthful & real

    She was asking for deal breakers, not requirements.

    And wtf at that one.

    I have to agree. That's kind of messed up...:laugh: We shame people for paying for sex but if they don't pay for our company, there isn't going to be another round. ROFL!

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