What Are Your First Date Deal Breakers?
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I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before
hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?
People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.
I like arrogant men its a turn on :P
Control yourself. I am NOT sleeping with you.
haha ya like I would let that happen :O0 -
i am so sleepy eyes half shut and read something about toes being sucked.I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
oh guise that must have sucked? :flowerforyou:
srs0 -
Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
Look clean, Smell good
Sense of humor
Pay the tab & tip
Trill= truthful & real
She was asking for deal breakers, not requirements.
And wtf at that one.
I have to agree. That's kind of messed up...:laugh: We shame people for paying for sex but if they don't pay for our company, there isn't going to be another round. ROFL!
The sad part is that I am more than willing to pay for dates, but it being an expectation and a deal-breaker if I don't? Um, no thanks.0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops
Are we going with the banana peel defense?
Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!
Thank you for solving that mystery!
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I just can't even
Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?
I bet there wasn't!!!
Good call.... it didn't even fit.0 -
i am so sleepy eyes half shut and read something about toes being sucked.I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
oh guise that must have sucked? :flowerforyou:
srs
...maybe. We'll discuss that.0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?
People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.
I like arrogant men its a turn on :P Throw in some witt and i'm yours haha
^this girl actually has her priorities in order. MOSt men should have job and MOST sluts prolly do have STd's no?0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?
People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.
I like arrogant men its a turn on :P
Control yourself. I am NOT sleeping with you.
haha ya like I would let that happen :O
I will have to buy a rape whistle...*sigh*0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
*falls on top of you* oops
Are we going with the banana peel defense?
Aha, so the banana WAS peeled!!
Thank you for solving that mystery!
....
I just can't even
Next can you find out if there was saran wrap?
I bet there wasn't!!!
Good call.... it didn't even fit.
How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?0 -
Thinks Adam Sandler or Jimmy Fallon are funny.0
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How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*0 -
back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
So you're saying one *kitten* grab and one boob grope and I'm still at the plate as long as I can keep fouling the rest of the close pitches off? Free for dinner tomorrow?
I have to be honest a 7 year relationship I was in started this way. LOL. and with a slow dance and he picked me up off the ground spun me in the air and we didn't talk for the whole first hour we "met". stay tuned for the BS MCD put up with on first date with hubs
okay so it included lots of whats in this thread. INCLUDING DISNEY!!!!. there was ANGER when he was livid I would not ride the matterhorn in front of him and let him get "accidental" shlong rubs on my butt. Then there was LYING when he had to cause his job. Then there was BOOB accidental rub when we were in lines that were "crowded" they werent' that crowded. am I forgetting something? lemme see. Oh yeah there was suspicion when I thought he stole my ID as an excuse to see me again, b/c i lost it.
So the dude is like Yoda?0 -
Must have the Basics: job, own place, vehicle
Look clean, Smell good
Sense of humor
Pay the tab & tip
Trill= truthful & real
She was asking for deal breakers, not requirements.
And wtf at that one.
inorite,....who has to SAY that? if i have to say something like that, it's like embarrasing.0 -
I don't assume anything its just fun getting a rise out of people on this site by simply having an opinion
Your opinion is WRONG
Ohhh no how can i live with myself, I have never been wrong before hahahaha too funny
I was wrong once. It felt horrible so I decided to be right all the time instead.
Hows that working out for ya?
People think I am an arrogant jerk. They are just jealous.
I like arrogant men its a turn on :P
Control yourself. I am NOT sleeping with you.
haha ya like I would let that happen :O
I will have to buy a rape whistle...*sigh*
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party0 -
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back of the hand boob or butt rub by "mistake" okay, straight out grab, strike ONE.No sex
ahahaha. we said the opposite/same. no date two. fo sho
Not even a feelsies?
So you're saying one *kitten* grab and one boob grope and I'm still at the plate as long as I can keep fouling the rest of the close pitches off? Free for dinner tomorrow?
I have to be honest a 7 year relationship I was in started this way. LOL. and with a slow dance and he picked me up off the ground spun me in the air and we didn't talk for the whole first hour we "met". stay tuned for the BS MCD put up with on first date with hubs
okay so it included lots of whats in this thread. INCLUDING DISNEY!!!!. there was ANGER when he was livid I would not ride the matterhorn in front of him and let him get "accidental" shlong rubs on my butt. Then there was LYING when he had to cause his job. Then there was BOOB accidental rub when we were in lines that were "crowded" they werent' that crowded. am I forgetting something? lemme see. Oh yeah there was suspicion when I thought he stole my ID as an excuse to see me again, b/c i lost it.
So the dude is like Yoda?
I don't remember Yoda doing boob rubs...
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Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
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Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?0 -
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How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*
That was also my initial reaction.0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?
But that takes the fun out of it. :ohwell:
At least leave a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold. I can improvise if need be, but using a belt tends to chaff her wrists.0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
Most men usually do :P0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
Most men usually do :P
The burning sensation can be distracting.0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?
But that takes the fun out of it. :ohwell:
At least leave a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold. I can improvise if need be, but using a belt tends to chaff her wrists.
Well, if you insist...improvising sounds good.0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?
But that takes the fun out of it. :ohwell:
At least leave a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold. I can improvise if need be, but using a belt tends to chaff her wrists.
Well, if you insist...improvising sounds good.
Now your speaking my language
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How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*
That was also my initial reaction.
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Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
Most men usually do :P
The burning sensation can be distracting.
They make lotion for that0 -
Ill bring my Mace and we can have a real party
Ok, jeeze, if you're going to mace me I'll just do the deed and get it over with. But I'm only putting in 50% effort.
What if I just hide all your toys?
But that takes the fun out of it. :ohwell:
At least leave a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold. I can improvise if need be, but using a belt tends to chaff her wrists.
Well, if you insist...improvising sounds good.
Now your speaking my language
I'm fluent in slore. 0 -
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How did it not fit? How much saran wrap did you need?
*snorts and laughs*
That was also my initial reaction.
Is that sound proof? I would also like it to block out the drunk's singing and I'm in0
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