Funniest things said in bed
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Was his name Josh, by chance?**Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**0 -
Was his name Josh, by chance?**Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**
Pretty sure it was Mike... But feel free to insert name0 -
My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
I don't care who you are, that right there is funny...0 -
The other evening my lover, who is admittedly deep on an intellectual level (I appreciate that quality most times), was delving into some analytical comparisons of his arousal due to some very hot cosplay. However, I was more focused on a physical expression thereof and said, "SHUT UP.... i mean...can you please shut up and F me?" We still laugh about it
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My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
I have Yahtzeed. Strictly for comic effect.0 -
I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!0
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I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!
But you finished, right?0 -
I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!
But you finished, right?
Who could finish with all the talking?!!!! UGH!0 -
Marco Polo....now that would be a fun game.My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
Bingo sounds more appropriate.
...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.
"Man overboard"!0 -
So, is he a father now?I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!
-runs away before being shot in the face-0 -
So, is he a father now?I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!
-runs away before being shot in the face-
LMAO!!! HELL NO!!!!0 -
Marco Polo....now that would be a fun game.My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
Bingo sounds more appropriate.
...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.
"Man overboard"!
Tic Tac Toe!0 -
"Is it in?"0
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Dang dog...several times over and over. Both of us said it several times :laugh:
My dog didn't like being put in another room and literally kept knocking on the door...originally I thought it was someone at the door knocking so I had to check out the windows to see if someone was here...nope...then I realized it was coming from the other bedroom...dog was KNOCKING!!!!! Wouldn't stop until after I released her...but I didn't release her till we had ours....LOL0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:"Is it in?"0 -
Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas...Um, thanks?
Clumsiest attempt to introduce BDSM into an encounter ever.0 -
Marco Polo....now that would be a fun game.My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
Bingo sounds more appropriate.
...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.
"Man overboard"!
Tic Tac Toe!
Would Pin The Tail On The Donkey be considered offensive?0 -
Marco Polo....now that would be a fun game.My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
Bingo sounds more appropriate.
...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.
"Man overboard"!
Tic Tac Toe!
Would Pin The Tail On The Donkey be considered offensive?
Would cow tipping?0 -
I find it fascinating when these kinds of threads pop up and guys usually share things that they have said and women generally share things that were said to them by guys.0
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I find it fascinating when these kinds of threads pop up and guys usually share things that they have said and women generally share things that were said to them by guys.
Cause boys be dumb0 -
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These are great...keep em coming.
I don't have any cause i'm lame0 -
Was asked: "Can I choke you?"
I answered: "Only if you REALLY want me to rip off your testicles."
I could swear he thought about it for a second.... :laugh:0 -
Was asked: "Can I choke you?"
I answered: "Only if you REALLY want me to rip off your testicles."
I could swear he thought about it for a second.... :laugh:
Lmao... I usually just say... Sure
That was a joke... Please don't send me creepy PM's0 -
I once yelled "My hip fell out" I have very bendy joints and get dislocated a LOT, well, my hip became dislocated, but the way I said it sounded like I was 80 not 21. For years that was a running joke prior to the event "I hope your hip doesn't fall out"0
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"It wasn't me.. I swear!"0
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Yes.I find it fascinating when these kinds of threads pop up and guys usually share things that they have said and women generally share things that were said to them by guys.
Cause boys be dumb
He made a comment implying I was a *kitten* and I told him the guys normally leave the money on the nightstand.0 -
"You're going to have to pay if you want to watch." To my cats.0
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He said.. "Daaamnn...." with an awkward smile on his face, as I was there waiting.
So, I guess not in bed yet hahaha.
ETA: It was very weird for me. Yes, it was.0 -
I asked my husband if he felt used once. LOL He laughed0
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" sorry bout that" after accidently banging her head on to the toilet bowl,she followed up with "s'ok"......was pretty funny to us at the time.0
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