Funniest things said in bed

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  • junglejane12
    junglejane12 Posts: 105
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    Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas...Um, thanks?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    ...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.

    "Man overboard"!
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    ...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.

    "Man overboard"!
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  • skippysells
    skippysells Posts: 49 Member
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    Ta Da! The magic show is over!!
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    **Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**
  • darkon
    darkon Posts: 5,342 MFP Moderator
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    **Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**
    lol
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
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    Edit: killing comment off to not get my final strike....:(
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    I have a few good ones, but I can't afford getting a strike.
  • bluecrayonz
    bluecrayonz Posts: 459 Member
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    With a guy on vacation that didnt speak the same language as me.... everything he said was pretty hilarious.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    "It's leaking!" followed by her scaling down a dorm room bunk bed and running to the bathroom with clenched butt cheeks. Still makes me laugh replaying it in my head.

    Too much info? This might be too much info.

    Lmao... Ummm maybe a bit of an over share
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    **Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**
    Was his name Josh, by chance?
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    **Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**
    Was his name Josh, by chance?

    Pretty sure it was Mike... But feel free to insert name
  • JG762
    JG762 Posts: 571 Member
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    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    I don't care who you are, that right there is funny...
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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    The other evening my lover, who is admittedly deep on an intellectual level (I appreciate that quality most times), was delving into some analytical comparisons of his arousal due to some very hot cosplay. However, I was more focused on a physical expression thereof and said, "SHUT UP.... i mean...can you please shut up and F me?" We still laugh about it :)
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    I have Yahtzeed. Strictly for comic effect.
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
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    I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!

    But you finished, right?
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
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    I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!

    But you finished, right?

    Who could finish with all the talking?!!!! UGH!
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
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    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    ...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.

    "Man overboard"!
    Marco Polo....now that would be a fun game.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!
    So, is he a father now?
    -runs away before being shot in the face-

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