Funniest things said in bed

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  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    "Did you just snort?!"
  • emmaemz1985
    emmaemz1985 Posts: 140 Member
    It's not just the saying that are hilarious it's mainly the faces ppl pull!!!, :)
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
    is that your heel in my *kitten*?
  • emmaemz1985
    emmaemz1985 Posts: 140 Member
    is that your heel in my *kitten*?

    Love it!!!! Lmfaooooooo
  • Santasmincepie
    Santasmincepie Posts: 32
    I've remembered another one:

    "Oh for the love of all things holy haven't you finished yet?"

    In my defence, I was tired, hadn't slept for nearly 4 days and he was trying far too hard. Poor sod, he was understandably upset with me after that. I still feel guilty even though it was a very long time ago.
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    "Is it in?"

    We're done?!?
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    "Just forget it.. Let's watch tv"
  • Ninguneado77
    Ninguneado77 Posts: 468
    Was asked: "Can I choke you?"
    I answered: "Only if you REALLY want me to rip off your testicles."

    I could swear he thought about it for a second.... :laugh:

    LOL!!!
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    "Is it in?"

    We're done?!?

    Sadly, pretty much both of these things!! :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    You're welcome.
    THIGH CRAMP! THIGH CRAMP!!!
    I think you just won like...fifty points.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Whispers in my ear in BABY TALK "Is your little lovehole ready for my shaft". Um....
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Whispers in my ear in BABY TALK "Is your little lovehole ready for my shaft". Um....


    Omg hahaha
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    A guy once meowed at me during... it was easily the most hilarious sexual experience I've ever had, sadly hilarious doesn't equate to good

    ::laugh:


    Well the same guy who screamed, "That was excellent" after is the same guy who my neighbors heard and thought is was me doing the screaming! lol

    Male Neighbor : Looks like you were having fun last night."
    Me: No, hon, it was him yelling like that!
    Male Neighbor: Shocked cause he knew him a little and cracked up, saying, "I could have sworn that was a female scream!" LOL
  • VeggieKidMandy
    VeggieKidMandy Posts: 575 Member
    he whispered " Its in"....I was like ummmm...okay? lmao
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    "Just forget it.. Let's watch tv"
    I'm guilty of this one!!! I've said that!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Now I feel so evil!!!
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    During I can't recall but

    Post- I was recently told "I would so go make you three sam-miches right now, but I can't walk to the kitchen".
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    he whispered " Its in"....I was like ummmm...okay? lmao

    LOL!!!

    Been there too once, unfortunately.. Not really used to it though! :laugh:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    During I can't recall but

    Post- I was recently told "I would so go make you three sam-miches right now, but I can't walk to the kitchen".

    Need a date?
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
    "did you just piss? "


    "I think the neighbor is listening"
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    "You took it like a champ".

    LOL!!!!

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