Funniest things said in bed

Sinisterly

ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."

Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol

You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.

I'd just go ahead and and finish it myself.

That's what I'm saying.

Was already turned off at that point :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MyChocolateDiet

"You like how I do it?"

"I'm going to make your insides vibrate."

Said to penis: "Why won't you stay up? I didn't drink that much!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

findinglessjess

ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."

Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol

You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.

I'd just go ahead and and finish it myself.

That's what I'm saying.

Was already turned off at that point :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

We were totally laughing and joking...that's how we roll...sarcasm with sarcam...

Sinisterly

ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."

Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol

You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.

I'd just go ahead and and finish it myself.

That's what I'm saying.

Was already turned off at that point :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

We were totally laughing and joking...that's how we roll...sarcasm with sarcam...

That's the way to do it! Yes, it. :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:

findinglessjess

"You like how I do it?"

"I'm going to make your insides vibrate."

Said to penis: "Why won't you stay up? I didn't drink that much!"

THIS is funny!

bonbons324

"that's it?" while pointing to his rather small member.