Funniest things said in bed

sassypants0923
sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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What's the funniest thing someone has said to you or you've said to someone whilest in the throws?
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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Fine I'll start

    "Marry me" I mean COME ON! Buzz kill
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I've said some really embarrassing things. I'm terrible at 'talk'.

    I once told a woman "you're so big" with respect to her vagina. I still don't know exactly what it was that I meant to say, but it was understandably not well-received.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I've said some really embarrassing things. I'm terrible at 'talk'.

    I once told a woman "you're so big" with respect to her vagina. I still don't know exactly what it was that I meant to say, but it was understandably not well-received.
    was there an echo when you said it?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I've said some really embarrassing things. I'm terrible at 'talk'.

    I once told a woman "you're so big" with respect to her vagina. I still don't know exactly what it was that I meant to say, but it was understandably not well-received.
    was there an echo when you said it?

    Sadly, no.
  • Santasmincepie
    Santasmincepie Posts: 32
    I do remember one of mine shouting his own name, right in my ear. Pissed off and half deaf is never a good way to end the night.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Someone once wanted me to yell their name... That didn't turn out so well
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    my first after it was all over stupid me thats all. in reference it wasn't like the pornos at all. lucky me she didn't kill me
  • Santasmincepie
    Santasmincepie Posts: 32
    :laugh:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Someone once wanted me to yell their name... That didn't turn out so well

    Why is that? Did you yell the wrong name? ;-)
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    My ex. After claiming to have been with other people, whispered in my ear: "You're my first."
    Duh, it was obvious, either way, performance wasn't.... Okay, it was AWFUL!!!!!

    Okay, back to workout.
    -derps out of topic-
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    "I guess my period isn't over"

    I literally had just changed the sheets prior.
  • GardenOfSongs
    GardenOfSongs Posts: 37 Member
    A guy once meowed at me during... it was easily the most hilarious sexual experience I've ever had, sadly hilarious doesn't equate to good
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    because it was her name o?
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Someone once wanted me to yell their name... That didn't turn out so well

    Why is that? Did you yell the wrong name? ;-)

    Er, No... Couldn't remember it
  • ShaunMc1968
    ShaunMc1968 Posts: 204
    "Thank God the're real"!!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    DYEL
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    because it was her name o?

    No, because of dabbers and such. Also, "Under the G".
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    ...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.
  • junglejane12
    junglejane12 Posts: 105
    Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas...Um, thanks?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    ...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.

    "Man overboard"!
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...

    Bingo sounds more appropriate.

    ...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.

    "Man overboard"!
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  • skippysells
    skippysells Posts: 49 Member
    Ta Da! The magic show is over!!
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    **Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**
  • darkon
    darkon Posts: 5,342 MFP Moderator
    **Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**
    lol
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    Edit: killing comment off to not get my final strike....:(
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I have a few good ones, but I can't afford getting a strike.
  • bluecrayonz
    bluecrayonz Posts: 459 Member
    With a guy on vacation that didnt speak the same language as me.... everything he said was pretty hilarious.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    "It's leaking!" followed by her scaling down a dorm room bunk bed and running to the bathroom with clenched butt cheeks. Still makes me laugh replaying it in my head.

    Too much info? This might be too much info.

    Lmao... Ummm maybe a bit of an over share

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