Funniest things said in bed
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Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas...Um, thanks?0
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My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
Bingo sounds more appropriate.
...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.
"Man overboard"!0 -
My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
Bingo sounds more appropriate.
...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.
"Man overboard"!0 -
Ta Da! The magic show is over!!0
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**Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**0
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**Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**0
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Edit: killing comment off to not get my final strike....:(0
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I have a few good ones, but I can't afford getting a strike.0
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With a guy on vacation that didnt speak the same language as me.... everything he said was pretty hilarious.0
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"It's leaking!" followed by her scaling down a dorm room bunk bed and running to the bathroom with clenched butt cheeks. Still makes me laugh replaying it in my head.
Too much info? This might be too much info.
Lmao... Ummm maybe a bit of an over share0 -
**Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**0
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**Giggle snort... Really, that's it?**
Pretty sure it was Mike... But feel free to insert name0 -
My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
I don't care who you are, that right there is funny...0 -
The other evening my lover, who is admittedly deep on an intellectual level (I appreciate that quality most times), was delving into some analytical comparisons of his arousal due to some very hot cosplay. However, I was more focused on a physical expression thereof and said, "SHUT UP.... i mean...can you please shut up and F me?" We still laugh about it0
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My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
I have Yahtzeed. Strictly for comic effect.0 -
I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!0
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I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!
But you finished, right?0 -
I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!
But you finished, right?
Who could finish with all the talking?!!!! UGH!0 -
My husband once said Yahtzee upon completion...
Bingo sounds more appropriate.
...but, "you sunk my battleship!" would be funnier.
"Man overboard"!0 -
I've pulled the shut up and F me line in bed before too...the guy was a talker and just wouldn't shut up...and when he asked if he could get me pregnant...I almost snapped on him!
-runs away before being shot in the face-0
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