Funniest things said in bed

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  • findinglessjess
    findinglessjess Posts: 126
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    I accidentally got headbutted once. :grumble:
    And I apologized after I uncuffed you.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
    Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • findinglessjess
    findinglessjess Posts: 126
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
    Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I accidentally got headbutted once. :grumble:
    And I apologized after I uncuffed you.

    Totally not what I was expecting after you asked if I liked it rough.
  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
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    "Ooo i have sparkly balls!" - me to my husband
  • findinglessjess
    findinglessjess Posts: 126
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    I accidentally got headbutted once. :grumble:
    And I apologized after I uncuffed you.

    Totally not what I was expecting after you asked if I liked it rough.

    Damn, this reminds me of the time I was handcuffed and fell forward and slammed my head on the floor...good times!
  • hailzp
    hailzp Posts: 903 Member
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    Is that you bleeding or me?


    He nosebleed all over my face and tits.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I accidentally got headbutted once. :grumble:
    And I apologized after I uncuffed you.

    Totally not what I was expecting after you asked if I liked it rough.

    Damn, this reminds me of the time I was handcuffed and fell forward and slammed my head on the floor...good times!

    At that point you just go with it and treat the injuries later.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    I accidentally got headbutted once. :grumble:
    And I apologized after I uncuffed you.

    Totally not what I was expecting after you asked if I liked it rough.

    Damn, this reminds me of the time I was handcuffed and fell forward and slammed my head on the floor...good times!

    At that point you just go with it and treat the injuries later.
    Did she fall? Or was she pushed?

    Also, what were you expecting when I was mentioning "rough?" You were still conscious because the roofies didn't work...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
    Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol
    You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
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    "I can't feel it"
    " I'm afraid I'll break it"
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
    Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol
    You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.

    I bet you just went and had a Twinkie
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
    Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol
    You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.

    I'd just go ahead and and finish it myself.
  • fitaholic718
    fitaholic718 Posts: 19 Member
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    lol
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    I was dating this guy for about a month, and one night he told me it would turn him on if I would join him in wearing adult diapers during foreplay. He was not joking, and believe me, I had hoped he was. Then he argued that I was a prude when Is said there was no way I was doing that. I had already been on the fence about the relationship, but that was the end of that. My friends get way too much amusement at my expense out of this story. Lol.
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
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    "Why is your stomach so jiggly?" Thanks bro, needed to hear that.

    "Oh soz." Firstly shortening sorry to soz and seriously, 30secs?
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
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    I was dating this guy for about a month, and one night he told me it would turn him on if I would join him in wearing adult diapers during foreplay. He was not joking, and believe me, I had hoped he was. Then he argued that I was a prude when Is said there was no way I was doing that. I had already been on the fence about the relationship, but that was the end of that. My friends get way too much amusement at my expense out of this story. Lol.

    Umm?.. What now?.. :huh: :laugh:

    Aww bless you! :flowerforyou:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    "You like how I do it?"

    "I'm going to make your insides vibrate."

    Said to penis: "Why won't you stay up? I didn't drink that much!"
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    ME: "Wow your bed is comfy I could totally fall asleep."

    HIM: "No, you have to stay awake for at least 2 more minutes."
    Try seventeen seconds -rolls eyes-
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Actually turned out to be about 30 minutes lol
    You got SO lucky!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I wasn't sure what to do with myself when mine happened rofl.

    I'd just go ahead and and finish it myself.

    That's what I'm saying.

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