Why did you dump the person above you?

alipene

He just turned his back on me...

eelamme

I only wanted her for her horse, knew it wasn't right

NikkisNewStart

She chickened out on the sex change operation and I was tired of her stealing my lip gloss.

RayF24

too skinny

sugarkissprincess

Stole my glasses

tomwatso

Too many tweets, no attention to me.

jelie3110

Too busy working

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

I would never leave her side....

loiswilkerson

She was already married.

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

She never hits refresh before she posts....

NikkisNewStart

He ran a red light while taking his selfie and had the nerve to ask ME to pay the ticket!

SaintGiff

She said she needed a new start. Apparently I was the "old start".

sugarkissprincess

Always looking down on me

NikkisNewStart

She said she needed a new start. Apparently I was the "old start".

Love it!!!

She used her SHIRT to clean our glasses! Her SHIRT!

TattooedNici

She wouldn't give me my cookies. A GIRL'S GOTTA EAT, YOU KNOW!

alipene

Life just isn't that black and white

TattooedNici

Views the world through rose colored lenses.

SaintGiff

Wouldn't let me lick her tattoos.

NikkisNewStart

Used my razor (again) to clean up his beard.

jelie3110

I realized i just wasn't in to girls

sugarkissprincess

No self control for the boys

xX_MiraclesHappen_Xx

too many sugar kisses

Beastmode454

Would NOT take her sunglasses off!

ChristinaOrtiz23

he did to many close up selfies!!

eelamme

She lived too far away.

NikkisNewStart

She was missing a head.

softncudly

Wouldn't let me borrow her necklace?

DainaLC

Only wanted to play in thunderstorms

SaintGiff

Stole my hat. I hate when women do that.

stacienorthern3

I couldn't handle his manly beard-ness