Why did you dump the person above you?

ashleyblossom1

Only cared about booties.

cklbrown

Didn't care enough about booties

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Was obsessed with booties.

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

Turns out I am not gay...

Sarahs2576

Kept using my razor to shave his head

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Was always smiling at other guys.

Cali_Chica

He wouldn't point camera at me

ChadPRun

Her face looked like a light

tlcarolinagirl

Cuz I was just kidding around.

Docmahi

stole my quest bars - cant have that!

Cali_Chica

Always wanted to play doc/nurse

Docmahi

lol didnt want to role play with me enough! :P

hotmomma0612

He never showed his face

OcotilloFire

She couldn't convince me that was my baby

TattooedNici

She was hard to convince.

SaintGiff

All of her "tattoos" were actually from a box of Cracker Jacks. And she didn't share the Cracker Jacks.

ashleyblossom1

Cracker jacks are gross and he ate them constantly.

NikkisNewStart

She was such a picky eater!

hotmomma0612

She was always too busy

SaintGiff

Only wanted me for my baby furniture assembly skills.

Inner_Goddess

Wouldn't take off his glasses

NikkisNewStart

Used all of the hot water

tchell99

@ Inner_ Goddess: Was always in the bath and very pruny.

SaintGiff

Was only with me so she would have something to talk about with her therapist.

tchell99

Wouldn't go to therapy with me. :sad:

Sinisterly

She reminded me of a girl I used to know

Loleapop

she had to know everywhere i went, even when i was using the bathroom. #creepmodealwaysactivated

Inner_Goddess

I am old enough to be her mom ????

SaintGiff

Found out she was not being truthful about that tub being a jacuzzi. I always wondered why it only blew bubbles when she was in it.

ashleyblossom1

misses the obvious