Why did you dump the person above you?

Cali_Chica

She was too female

SaintGiff

I clearly had some type of temporary brain tumor or something.

Inner_Goddess

@ Cali- I wanted to be the pretty one in the relationship

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she dumped me for no reason.

SaintGiff

To paraphrase Hoobastank: She had a reason. And the reason is you.

Inner_Goddess

@fatty- you couldn't get my Starbucks order right
@saint - you just scare me

phathousecat

She loved her bubble baths more than she loved me :sad:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

her cat ate all my bacon.

ashleyblossom1

I didn't get any of that bacon :sad:

Inner_Goddess

She cried over bacon

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she stole all my bacon

Inner_Goddess

I don't even eat bacon!! He was a control freak

ashleyblossom1

@Fatty Can't keep track of his bacon.

@Inner Doesn't eat bacon. Wth?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she liked my bacon more than me.

TX_Thundercat

Stole my identity, made huge orders with Colombia House

SaBh93

Was stuck in a meme... I like my guys to live in real life ._.''

Groovyca2022

She would borrow my shoes without asking

TX_Thundercat

Hated me borriwing her shoes

Groovyca2022

Would stretch my shoes out with his big *kitten* feet

Inner_Goddess

Her lips are too perfect

eelamme

She had better legs than me.

Fiery_Vixen

She looked better in glasses than me lol

bheathfit

She said that it wasn't me, it was her... I'm pretty sure that it was me...:frown:

OverDoIt

Cause I don't know how to ride motorcycles.

EternalDecadence

He wouldn't let me rub his head

OverDoIt

hey I'm not bald I'm totally dumping you now !!!!!!!!

EternalDecadence

Didn't say you were! Presumptuous= dumped! (;

Fiery_Vixen

I didn't feel pretty enough

Trukngrl

Wanted me to pull her laces.... made me feel funny in my naughty spot.

TattooedNici

Always on the road.