Why did you dump the person above you?
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Reminded me of Miley when she was with Disney0
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cause she defriended me "by accident"0
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Hated their porn collection... Who still uses VHS?!?0
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I didn't mean to!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:cause she defriended me "by accident"
Stole my twinkies.0 -
Always picked twinkies over me0
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Thought my thong was a jock strap0
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All of her thongs had pouches in the front....0
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All of her thongs had pouches in the front....
Lmaooooooo. Yeah that would do it!
His "manscape" routine was taking too long0 -
She wanted my Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies.0
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She never let me ride shotgun0
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She wouldn't turn around0
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When I reached out for my drink he said "oh, you wanted one too?!"0
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she's stronger than me0
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He's stronger than me0
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Wouldn't let me use his phone to take a selfie.0
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Because she wouldn't let me stay all day0
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He kept wearing that black tshirt and was starting to remind me of Simon Cowell!0
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She wouldn't put her shirt on around my Mom0
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I knew it would never last when I saw a granny pass him in a Hoveround during our last 5k.0
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She's more buff than I am.0
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I didn't know if he was a she or if she was a he? Was quite confusing.0
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She was always confused between he and she.0
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He wouldn't take his shirt off0
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Her *kitten* is better than mine.0
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She kept telling me I wasn't using commas correctly!
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Lololol
She would never pull me out of the house on a Friday night to go have some real fun! We were always stuck on MFP... lol0 -
She would teach me grammar on Friday nights.0
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He kept flexing his muscles all the time.0
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Note to self... No grammar jokes on Friday night. Check.
Everyone thought he was my grandpa because of the silver hair.0 -
She wouldn't squat or deadlift to get her booty looking better0
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