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The official nightshift thread....

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  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    sufferlandrian wrote: »
    @Bethanie - LOL. Thanks for the humor. I love drunk criminals. What about the plate owner? Was he aware the plates were stolen?

    He did! That's the main reason he ran and took the plate off before he parked the bike. Learned later that he called an Uber to bring him back to the bar he left from :lol:

    I like artichoke hearts in spinach, artichoke, cheese dip...does that count?

    I had left over grippy shelf liner and that's what I use to open tough jars :+1:
  • sufferlandrian
    sufferlandrian Posts: 8,244 Member
    @Jennifer - Wow. I read that one wrong. I thought you wrote you are slightly less happy than if you were eating Daniel the Cabana Boy. I was thinking you went to cannibalism as the new Keto Diet. :smile:
  • sufferlandrian
    sufferlandrian Posts: 8,244 Member
    I go to the garage and get my monkey wrench. It works really well. :smile:
  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    @sufferlandrian nom nom nom
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    You guys are hilarious!
  • johnw83
    johnw83 Posts: 6,219 Member
    lets do it
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    What we doin?
  • sufferlandrian
    sufferlandrian Posts: 8,244 Member
    Eating Daniel. That's what we're doing. :smile:
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Poor Daniel. One day, he's living the dream, opening jars and serving cocktails poolside, next thing you know he's cannibalized by a group of crazed nightshift workers. RIP, sir. You were delicious.
  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    Poor Daniel. One day, he's living the dream, opening jars and serving cocktails poolside, next thing you know he's cannibalized by a group of crazed nightshift workers. RIP, sir. You were delicious.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    Now who's gonna bring us our umbrella drinks!?
  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    On this edition of "I Hate Almost Everyone"

    Male and female soliciting money for Wounded Warriors. Except they weren't.

    They make $16K a month, asking for donations in the name of Wounded Warriors and pocket the money.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    OK, I've got a story that might restore a little bit of your faith in humanity.

    So, I have a really bad habit of letting my gas tank get really low before I fill up. I haven't run out of gas in years, but this morning, it finally caught up with me. About 1/4 mile from my exit, I ran out of gas. No choice but to hoof it and hope they have gas cans for sale, too. Of course, it's raining, but thankfully it's not too cold and I have an umbrella in my car. So I'm walking on the shoulder, and a truck pulls over. The guy asks if I need help, and I say I'd love a ride to the gas station. He starts to tell me to get in, but then remembers that the passenger side door doesn't work. He has a gas can, though, and offers to get me some gas. I thank him and tell him I have $5 in my wallet, which would get me enough gas to get home. I walk back to my car. He pulls up behind me and puts gas in my car in the pouring rain, insisted that he was used to getting wet when I tried to hold my umbrella over both of us but it proved to small. He wouldn't even take any money for the gas.

    I'll bet he would've opened the jar for me.
  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    @jennifer_417 That is pretty awesome
  • sufferlandrian
    sufferlandrian Posts: 8,244 Member
    @Jennifer - OK. We won't eat him. He's a really nice guy.
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    Nice guy, Jenn! Restores one's faith in (some) humanity. Off to work in 1/4 hour or so, last night before a bit of a vacay with hubby. 37th Anniversary. We are Hot Spring-ing it. Only problem getting married in March, not the best weather month (except maybe cherry blossom festivals in Japan) skiing can be iffy, but hiking still has too much snow. And prices go up for Mardi Gras, Spring Break, or Easter. :/
  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    Yay vacation!! You can always celebrate it earlier or later depending on what kind of activities you want to do.
  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    edited March 2019
    The most magical time ever...spring forward!!!!

    Our fraud couple are def frauds...different names and SSN were found when we searched their house. Hopefully this will put a dent in their scheme, at least for a little while
  • sufferlandrian
    sufferlandrian Posts: 8,244 Member
    I think I'm getting old. I don't handle these 68 hour shifts as well as I used to. Maybe I'm just becoming resistant to Caffeine. That would be a bummer.
  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    Caffeine is my life blood
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    edited March 2019
    I don't think anyone could handle 68-hr shifts on any kind of long-term basis very well. There ain't no S's on any of our chests!

    How's your wife holding up?
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    68 hour shifts.... I'd be hallucinating long before then.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    @bethanie0825 - I'm glad those guys got busted. That kind of thing really hacks me off.
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
    Good morning folks! New nightshifter here. Whee!
  • bethanie0825
    bethanie0825 Posts: 1,498 Member
    Hi!
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Hello @TheArchyBunker . Welcome! We're a pretty cool bunch, you're welcome to hang out with us.
  • sufferlandrian
    sufferlandrian Posts: 8,244 Member
    Wow! Heat wave coming. We're supposed to be up to 44 by next Sunday. I may have to strip off some of my riding clothes and carry then in a saddlebag.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    It was like 60 yesterday. I was so happy.
  • sufferlandrian
    sufferlandrian Posts: 8,244 Member
    37 here today. It was really nice riding in. Only had one car honk at me. My thought is, "If you don't want to pay to put in a bike path, don't get mad when I ride on the road." We've tried to increase the gas tax to pay for bike paths and it was voted down every time.
  • sufferlandrian
    sufferlandrian Posts: 8,244 Member
    Had some guy aim for a puddle to splash me on my bike ride to work. I heard him coming so I was able to turn my face away. The rest of me was covered.

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