The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

mister_universe
mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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eSpunH8.jpg

*measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.
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  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    Needs a spank.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Also, yes, I'm an attention *kitten*.

    Can we say *kitten* on MFP?

    Brainy Burro should note that I did not edit my original post to add my thoughts, as that would be unseemly.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Reported.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Needs a spank.

    and a bite
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    Needs a spank.

    and a bite

    You're right... Looks bitable.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Reported.

    52353519_2308.jpg
    vs.
    EBAnqaO.jpg

    I know which is the rat. :angry:
  • Sarahmarshwiggle
    Sarahmarshwiggle Posts: 67 Member
    Definitely a two hand squeeze ;)
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    10/10 would do bondage and use a gagball
  • asimmons221
    asimmons221 Posts: 294 Member
    Quit spending my tax money *kitten*.
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    "Sara" has got nothing on you!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Quit spending my tax money *kitten*.
    this \m/
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Quit spending my tax money *kitten*.

    You have a tax money *kitten*?

    Your *kitten* is clearly better than mine if it dispenses cash of any sort.*





    Needs more comma.



    *we're still not talking about the time I put a roll of quarters up there as a kid. That wasn't really an ATM function.
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    The 80s called. They want their pants back!!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Holding up my 10 score card!
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    The 80s called. They want their pants back!!

    Anthony Bourdain called .....
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    Much better! lol
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
    LOL!

    Awesome rear!
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Reported.

    52353519_2308.jpg
    vs.
    EBAnqaO.jpg

    I know which is the rat. :angry:

    If I was.. I'd still have my AMAZING booty pics!!!
  • Mustgetbuff
    Mustgetbuff Posts: 267 Member
    Dat *kitten*
    anne-datass.gif
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member
    Much better! lol

    Not quite. Have you seen the pic of him naked? I'd post it, but I don't know if the

    41.jpg

    is around.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Reported.

    52353519_2308.jpg
    vs.
    EBAnqaO.jpg

    I know which is the rat. :angry:

    If I was.. I'd still have my AMAZING booty pics!!!

    Rats like pancakes? Who knew? :ohwell:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Dat *kitten*
    anne-datass.gif

    Dang butt she's cute. :wink:

    *beeeeep beeeeeep beeeeeep beeeeep*
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    The 80s called. They want their pants back!!

    2014 called and wants to tell you that the 80's is actually "back".

    Looking good, MU!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    that's a decent donk

    That sounds perilously close to body shaming. :huh:





    :wink:
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    In.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Nom
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Is it...supple? :huh:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Hmmmm. A grand choice in word selection.

    sup·ple
    adjective \ˈsə-pəl also ˈsü-\

    of a body or body part : able to bend or twist easily

    soft and able to bend or fold easily
    sup·pler sup·plest

    Full Definition of SUPPLE
    1
    a : compliant often to the point of obsequiousness
    b : readily adaptable or responsive to new situations
    2
    a : capable of being bent or folded without creases, cracks, or breaks : pliant <supple leather>
    b : able to perform bending or twisting movements with ease : limber <supple legs of a dancer>
    c : easy and fluent without stiffness or awkwardness <sang with a lively, supple voice — Douglas Watt>
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    I agree that it's quite nice, but I find it lacks bacon. Can you add bacon to it? I want some bacon...
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

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