The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Actually...it is me. :laugh:

    It is why I cannot accept sassy's FR, she is crushing on you. :(

    I'm not crushing on him! He hates me... You can accept my FR ... Mr never will anyway

    Hate is such a strong word. I'd never waste that kind of effort on a fellow human being.

    Ok... he strongly doesn't think much of me... SO ACCEPT MY FR Already!!!!

    Rats on the other hand... :angry:

    YOU KNOW I'm not a rat....lmaooo.. you're gonna get people thinking I really am! STOP IT!
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Stopping by for lunch entertainment...

    x adjusts chair and grabs popcorn x

    Carry on! I'm all set now...
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Stopping by for lunch entertainment...

    x adjusts chair and grabs popcorn x

    Carry on! I'm all set now...

    Welcome! :smooched:

    *props her legs up, massages feet*
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Stopping by for lunch entertainment...

    x adjusts chair and grabs popcorn x

    Carry on! I'm all set now...

    Welcome! :smooched:

    *props her legs up, massages feet*

    You've apparently arrived just at closing time, this thread is almost dead.

    *preps for the private showing*
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Yum! A private show!

    x cranks up the music and sips beverage x

    The foot massage was heaven! Calves now?
  • superasianwoman
    superasianwoman Posts: 62
    THATS MY MAN <3 you Boom Boom



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    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    His wife would disagree.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    His wife would disagree.

    Don't know, his wife would probably appreciate beauty when she sees it too!:flowerforyou:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    His wife would disagree.

    Don't know, his wife would probably appreciate beauty when she sees it too!:flowerforyou:
    Alas, she'd still not let another woman attempt to take property of her precious cargo :laugh:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    His wife would disagree.

    Don't know, his wife would probably appreciate beauty when she sees it too!:flowerforyou:
    Alas, she'd still not let another woman attempt to take property of her precious cargo :laugh:

    Hey, you gotta know when you're outgunned, amirite? It's just like wolfpack behavior, betas always step aside for the pack alpha.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    THATS MY MAN <3 you Boom Boom

    Does anybody know how to take the batteries out?

    I think it's time to call the Real Doll people and let them know this isn't going to work out like I'd hoped. :ohwell:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    THATS MY MAN <3 you Boom Boom

    Does anybody know how to take the batteries out?

    I think it's time to call the Real Doll people and let them know this isn't going to work out like I'd hoped. :ohwell:
    I think we might need a translator first.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    THATS MY MAN <3 you Boom Boom

    Does anybody know how to take the batteries out?

    I think it's time to call the Real Doll people and let them know this isn't going to work out like I'd hoped. :ohwell:
    I think we might need a translator first.

    I'll ship her to you and let you play with her. I'll send along my car's code reader so you can do some diagnostics.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    THATS MY MAN <3 you Boom Boom

    Does anybody know how to take the batteries out?

    I think it's time to call the Real Doll people and let them know this isn't going to work out like I'd hoped. :ohwell:
    I think we might need a translator first.

    I'll ship her to you and let you play with her. I'll send along my car's code reader so you can do some diagnostics.

    I'll save you some time, it's freakin' always a loose gas cap. Crank that sucker down, clear the codes, and put a couple hundred miles on her.
  • tabatharose60
    tabatharose60 Posts: 12
    Such a cute rear.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Such a cute rear.

    I'll go ahead and presume you're talking to the lady with the gray yoga pants... :laugh:
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    need this. kthx.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    need this. kthx.

    Cute socks there. :wink:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    THATS MY MAN <3 you Boom Boom

    Does anybody know how to take the batteries out?

    I think it's time to call the Real Doll people and let them know this isn't going to work out like I'd hoped. :ohwell:
    I think we might need a translator first.

    I'll ship her to you and let you play with her. I'll send along my car's code reader so you can do some diagnostics.

    I'll save you some time, it's freakin' always a loose gas cap. Crank that sucker down, clear the codes, and put a couple hundred miles on her.

    A couple hundred miles is a long trip when taken seven inches at a time. :yawn:

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    THATS MY MAN <3 you Boom Boom

    Does anybody know how to take the batteries out?

    I think it's time to call the Real Doll people and let them know this isn't going to work out like I'd hoped. :ohwell:
    I think we might need a translator first.

    I'll ship her to you and let you play with her. I'll send along my car's code reader so you can do some diagnostics.

    I'll save you some time, it's freakin' always a loose gas cap. Crank that sucker down, clear the codes, and put a couple hundred miles on her.

    A couple hundred miles is a long trip when taken seven inches at a time. :yawn:

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    You know, the turtle could also come out of that shell if you squeeze hard enough.
  • 6ronXtreme9
    6ronXtreme9 Posts: 416 Member
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  • GoldYumYum
    GoldYumYum Posts: 44
    meh
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    That *kitten* could almost pass to be a ladies butt :laugh:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    That *kitten* could almost pass to be a ladies butt :laugh:

    *whistlesandkeepswalking*

    Almost. :wink:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    This thread needs more female contestants, I think.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Pancake *kitten* in!
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    I'm pretty sure you'd only see my crack since my *kitten* is so wide :bigsmile:
  • SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants
    SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants Posts: 474 Member
    Awww, I was really looking forward to what the title promised! I like big butts and I cannot lie...
  • Gwen_B
    Gwen_B Posts: 1,018 Member
    Where?

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