The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

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  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I agree that it's quite nice, but I find it lacks bacon. Can you add bacon to it? I want some bacon...

    personally I prefer sausage in my pants
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I agree that it's quite nice, but I find it lacks bacon. Can you add bacon to it? I want some bacon...

    Oh man...I had some in my pants pocket butt I sent them off to the 80s.

    Can I do pig noises for your entertainment instead?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?

    Can you do that??!! is that how you got your moobs?
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Reported.

    ^^this^^ and four months til golf season :)
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Reported.

    ^^this^^ and four months til golf season :)

    inorite?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Lol @ this thread. I'm dying.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Lol @ this thread. I'm dying.

    HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Lol @ this thread. I'm dying.

    I live butt to serve. :wink:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?

    Can you do that??!! is that how you got your moobs?

    Hold on, gotta eat lunch and get drunk so we can understand sassy logics...
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    you are leaving out and or as conjunctions....*crickets*
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?

    Can you do that??!! is that how you got your moobs?

    Hold on, gotta eat lunch and get drunk so we can understand sassy logics...

    Oh, sorry... I forgot you have a hard time comprehending my brilliance.. take a break and come back when you're better rested.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Do you even twerk, bro?

    in... for dat azz.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Lol @ this thread. I'm dying.

    HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    Still trying to wake up, slowly but surely replying to hp messages.
    -very slowly-
    Making sure I don't send the wrong people the wrong messages like yesterday. Gawd. LOL.

    I live butt to serve. :wink:
    That's cool, butty!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    I agree that it's quite nice, but I find it lacks bacon. Can you add bacon to it? I want some bacon...
    personally I prefer sausage in my pants
    Oh man...I had some in my pants pocket butt I sent them off to the 80s.

    Can I do pig noises for your entertainment instead?

    I will accept sausage as well. :)
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Lol @ this thread. I'm dying.

    HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    Still trying to wake up, slowly but surely replying to hp messages.
    -very slowly-
    Making sure I don't send the wrong people the wrong messages like yesterday. Gawd. LOL.

    I live butt to serve. :wink:
    That's cool, butty!

    I called out to you on my wall lol
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?

    Can you do that??!! is that how you got your moobs?

    Hold on, gotta eat lunch and get drunk so we can understand sassy logics...

    Oh, sorry... I forgot you have a hard time comprehending my brilliance.. take a break and come back when you're better rested.

    Yes, comprehending giant gaps in logic does give me difficulty. But then again, I'm fighting with this, so one can rightfully doubt my judgment.

    cnc6yfJ.jpg
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?

    Can you do that??!! is that how you got your moobs?

    Hold on, gotta eat lunch and get drunk so we can understand sassy logics...

    Oh, sorry... I forgot you have a hard time comprehending my brilliance.. take a break and come back when you're better rested.

    Yes, comprehending giant gaps in logic does give me difficulty. But then again, I'm fighting with this, so one can rightfully doubt my judgment.

    cnc6yfJ.jpg

    Daaaammnnn man... why ya gotta pull out the big guns like that!?
    Did you draw me that picture!? Daawwwwwww how sweeeeet
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Good thread. :love:
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Just made this my screensaver. Thank you, Butter Biscuits.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    eSpunH8.jpg

    *measurements may or may not be accurate. Please do your own math, all answers will be accepted as long as work is shown. http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html Social Security disability payments not included. Body shamers and fake photoshopped avi's welcome. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. MFP rats need not apply.

    And it's not even Wednesday. It looked bigger yesterday, I swear.

    Speaking of pancakes... Do you even squat brah?

    Do you even bra, squat?

    Can you do that??!! is that how you got your moobs?

    Hold on, gotta eat lunch and get drunk so we can understand sassy logics...

    Oh, sorry... I forgot you have a hard time comprehending my brilliance.. take a break and come back when you're better rested.

    Yes, comprehending giant gaps in logic does give me difficulty. But then again, I'm fighting with this, so one can rightfully doubt my judgment.

    cnc6yfJ.jpg

    Daaaammnnn man... why ya gotta pull out the big guns like that!?
    Did you draw me that picture!? Daawwwwwww how sweeeeet
    Ohhh, that's epic!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Just made his my screensaver. Thank you, Butter Biscuits.

    For you I could do nothing butt. :heart:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    ...and lunch is over. Round 2. *ding*
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Yaaaay... glad you're back
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Not quite. Have you seen the pic of him naked?

    I think his naked pics would help with my math calculations. Please send them.

    Naked pics = static addends and Clothed pics = dynamic addends

    The static situation is best suitable for the introduction of the commutativity properties of addition, while the dynamic for the introduction of the associativity.

    But, really....

    ...are there noodz... I can do the addition on my fingers.... x giggles x
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Not quite. Have you seen the pic of him naked?

    I think his naked pics would help with my math calculations. Please send them.

    Naked pics = static addends and Clothed pics = dynamic addends

    The static situation is best suitable for the introduction of the commutativity properties of addition, while the dynamic for the introduction of the associativity.

    But, really....

    ...are there noodz... I can do the addition on my fingers.... x giggles x

    You'll need to take your socks off. :wink:
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    I'm not complaining
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Ohhhhh Loooordddd