The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

Willbenchforcupcakes

All this spanking and biting could wear out a simple six foot wide booty.

I think you're asking for more spanks!

It's almost as though I'm attention whoring. Almost.

Mr Universe attention whoring? No, never!

Ophidion

mister_universe

You mean like this...



...or more like this?



Apologies to all lunch losers. :sick:

sassypants0923

*Throws up in mouth*

It's the smell that did it

mister_universe

*Throws up in mouth*

It's the smell that did it

You're very welcome. :bigsmile:

mister_universe

...deserves more air time...