The man with the 7 foot* wide booty

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    In for butt showing

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    dat-*kitten*.gif
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    In for butt showing

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  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    In for butt showing

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    dat-*kitten*.gif

    ^ That guy is NOT eating clean.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    :yawn:

    *remembers yours*


    Never forget:

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    hi.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    :yawn:

    *remembers yours*


    Never forget:

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    hi.

    HI!

    *waves like stupid idiot*
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    In for butt showing

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    dat-*kitten*.gif

    ^ That guy is NOT eating clean.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    In for butt showing

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    dat-*kitten*.gif

    ^ That guy is NOT eating clean.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Yep. Quintessential anti-vanilla right there. Oh Slorax?! Wherefore art thou? :bigsmile:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    In for butt showing

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    :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

    This thread just keeps getting better and better!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    More vanilla :\

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    More vanilla :\

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    Sorry, my *kitten* is still winning your thread.

    Keeping trying though.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    I feel like I want to compete now too.


    Damn you bootylicious chat threads....damn you.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    More vanilla :\

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    Sorry, my *kitten* is still winning your thread.

    Keeping trying though.

    LOL. Female booty wins by default. It was over before it started. :wink:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Lawd have mercy!! I need a drink of water... And a fan... And a cold shower...

    This thread is epic.

    Bless your *kitten*. Every one.
  • uconnwinsnc
    uconnwinsnc Posts: 1,054 Member
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  • fitandskinnygal
    fitandskinnygal Posts: 487
    Lawd have mercy!! I need a drink of water... And a fan... And a cold shower...

    This thread is epic.

    Bless your *kitten*. Every one.

    Lmao
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Lawd have mercy!! I need a drink of water... And a fan... And a cold shower...

    This thread is epic.

    Bless your *kitten*. Every one.

    Lmao

    Don't laugh your *kitten* off... You may need it later.

    Now if you'll excuse me...

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    More vanilla :\

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    Sorry, my *kitten* is still winning your thread.

    Keeping trying though.

    LOL. Female booty wins by default. It was over before it started. :wink:

    Your charm makes up for a lack luster booty.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    More vanilla :\

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    Sorry, my *kitten* is still winning your thread.

    Keeping trying though.

    LOL. Female booty wins by default. It was over before it started. :wink:

    Your charm makes up for a lack luster booty.

    Not enough to kick my *kitten* gracefully?

    *cries in shame*

    All I wanted was to not be the class clown anymore. :cry:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    LEAVE MISTER_UNIVERSE ALONE
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
    Must refrain from spanking all the booties ...
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    LEAVE MISTER_UNIVERSE ALONE

    MAKE ME
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Actually...it is me. :laugh:

    It is why I cannot accept sassy's FR, she is crushing on you. :(

    I'm not crushing on him! He hates me... You can accept my FR ... Mr never will anyway
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Actually...it is me. :laugh:

    It is why I cannot accept sassy's FR, she is crushing on you. :(

    I'm not crushing on him! He hates me... You can accept my FR ... Mr never will anyway

    Hate is such a strong word. I'd never waste that kind of effort on a fellow human being.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    LEAVE MISTER_UNIVERSE ALONE
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    LEAVE MISTER_UNIVERSE ALONE

    I can see you, all crying and blubbery faced. It's beautiful. :smooched:

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  • Mrs_Marvel
    Mrs_Marvel Posts: 39 Member
    Okay, let me wipe the drool off of my chin :wink:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Okay, let me wipe the drool off of my chin :wink:

    Drool?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    I laughed. :flowerforyou:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Actually...it is me. :laugh:

    It is why I cannot accept sassy's FR, she is crushing on you. :(

    I'm not crushing on him! He hates me... You can accept my FR ... Mr never will anyway

    Hate is such a strong word. I'd never waste that kind of effort on a fellow human being.

    Ok... he strongly doesn't think much of me... SO ACCEPT MY FR Already!!!!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Sweet Jesus.

    You are now my second official MFP crush :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:

    I'm going to need an official declaration in the crush thread. Also a sworn statement that Reality_is_Harsh is not the other. He doesn't like sharing with me. :ohwell:

    Actually...it is me. :laugh:

    It is why I cannot accept sassy's FR, she is crushing on you. :(

    I'm not crushing on him! He hates me... You can accept my FR ... Mr never will anyway

    Hate is such a strong word. I'd never waste that kind of effort on a fellow human being.

    Ok... he strongly doesn't think much of me... SO ACCEPT MY FR Already!!!!

    Rats on the other hand... :angry:

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