what women shouldn't do on the first date...
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Die.
Please don't do that.0 -
Don't wear underwear... worked for me and married 13 years.
This is good - VERY good!
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So... like... paying for the hotel and being naked in less than an hour is probably a no no?
yeah.
no guy wants that.
none.
ever.
ummm... good to know
mmmmm, good times. I know I loved every minute of it
. I mean, what? Who would do such things 
haha! So did I! I mean... not me! I'D NEVER DO THAT!
Oh... and I'd certainly not do it on the SECOND date either! No sirree!
Ooooh, I bet that second date would have kicked off with a major WOW. Temps would certainly have been rising
Yeah... thank goodness for long winter coats. just saying
It was pretty chilly outside
The only appropriate response is RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!0 -
these answers are too funny!0
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You better pay rick!!talk about the ex...
ask super personal questions right away...
expect the guy to pay...0 -
Eat with their mouth open...in fact, nobody should do that. EVER!
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Stare at my mom or give her attitude.
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Stay off your phone!!!!0
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Don't grab the cloth napkin at dinner while standing up and saying "Be back in a minute, gotta go pinch off some timber and paper just ain't gonna cut it, chief."
I hate when they call me chief.0 -
<<<<<< This! LMAO..... {Sorry :laugh: couldn't help it but it is hump day, right?}0
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be jealous!0
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Stay off your phone!!!!
...you're saying they shouldn't stay off their phones?
How, in the word of science, is that okay?0 -
I agree with that. Though I DO like being treated (who doesn't?!), my BF and I have agreed to split the bill when going out for dinner, movies, buying groceries etc. It just makes it so much easier, and there's no guilt when the guy always insists to pay (often times with resentment building up). What I don't understand is when I see women very big in the feminist movement, yet expect men to pay for their food etc as if the man was the only one bringing home the money. It's a two way street.
We're specifically talking about the first date here, not multiple dates or a BF. Obviously expenses should be shared if there are multiple dates or a relationship. I think it's just better to keep the first date to something cheap (like coffee) or free. Or my favorite trick if we're going to an event is to buy the tickets online beforehand, then let him pay for incidentals. That way there's no argument or feelings of unfairness.0 -
Stay off your phone!!!!
...you're saying they shouldn't stay off their phones?
How, in the word of science, is that okay?
sorry i meant be on the phone0 -
Oh lol. B/c I was going to say that'd only be warranted on a REALLLLYYY bad date :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Stay off your phone!!!!
...you're saying they shouldn't stay off their phones?
How, in the word of science, is that okay?
sorry i meant be on the phone0 -
bumping so I can read later0
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Don't try too hard. Try the perfect amount. Don't dress too sexy, but dress sexy enough. You aren't a nun. Show some skin. Don't talk too much, but when you do talk, talk about all the RIGHT things. Don't flirt with the waiter. Don't look at your phone. Don't forget to brush your teeth eight times before the date, twice during, and once after. Don't order garlicky or spicy foods. Don't tell your date he reminds you of your dad. Don't talk about your porcelain egg collection. Don't pretend you don't have kids, but don't whip out your phone and show him a few hundred candid photos of them, either. Don't forget to shave. Don't go past second base. Don't come off as needy, unless the guy seems to like that kind of thing. Don't drink too much, but don't drink too little, either. Guys want a girl that knows how to have fun but doesn't pass out every night with two empty bottles of pinot on her nightstand. Don't be a ballbuster, unless your new guy would like his balls busted. Don't wear flats, but don't wear stilettos, either. Don't forget to be yourself, unless yourself sucks. Then be someone else. Don't tell him how much you can deadlift unless you are 99.9% certain he can lift more than you. Don't finish your food. Don't ask for a doggie bag. Don't pick up the check. It's emasculating.
Bloody hell.
If I was a woman and I had to live up to all those requirements I think I would rather be single...
If i have unfinished food I'm taking it home. Wasting food is stupid. Especially when you can usually make another whole meal out of huge restaurant portions.0 -
Die.
Please don't do that.
FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!0 -
If a man is stupid enough to buy me a drink, buy me dinner, or otherwise pay for my **** that's on him. Regardless of whether he pays for dinner, you don't owe him sex, intimacy, or anything else. I just never offer to pay and if he insists on going splitsies, I just excuse myself to the bathroom and sneak out of the restaurant.
I really hope you're kidding. If not, wow.0 -
reveal all the voices in her head at once
take you to see all her cats, how she named them, and why she puts sweaters on to keep them warm
sit bowl-legged and tell you how by the miracles of science that she just became a woman
spend the night going on in her baby voice, all while giving you a cutesy wootsy nickname
\m/
I might show you pictures of my cats if I find out you're also a cat person, but I swear, I never put sweaters on them. 0 -
I found you a new iphone app!
:flowerforyou:
oh thank GOD. lol0 -
I don't know what anyone else thinks but I think she looks like the alien from the Predator movies, Ick....0 -
NO sex on the first date, unless you're a hooker or want to look like one. Have some class, get to know the guy and devellop a relationship of some sort with him first.
So if I pay for dinner then have sex, does that make him the hooker? If he's willing to have sex on the first date isn't he just as trashy? Why is the woman always demonized for doing the same thing the man is doing?0 -
NO sex on the first date, unless you're a hooker or want to look like one. Have some class, get to know the guy and devellop a relationship of some sort with him first.
So if I pay for dinner then have sex, does that make him the hooker? If he's willing to have sex on the first date isn't he just as trashy? Why is the woman always demonized for doing the same thing the man is doing?
You... I like you...
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Don't try too hard. Try the perfect amount. Don't dress too sexy, but dress sexy enough. You aren't a nun. Show some skin. Don't talk too much, but when you do talk, talk about all the RIGHT things. Don't flirt with the waiter. Don't look at your phone. Don't forget to brush your teeth eight times before the date, twice during, and once after. Don't order garlicky or spicy foods. Don't tell your date he reminds you of your dad. Don't talk about your porcelain egg collection. Don't pretend you don't have kids, but don't whip out your phone and show him a few hundred candid photos of them, either. Don't forget to shave. Don't go past second base. Don't come off as needy, unless the guy seems to like that kind of thing. Don't drink too much, but don't drink too little, either. Guys want a girl that knows how to have fun but doesn't pass out every night with two empty bottles of pinot on her nightstand. Don't be a ballbuster, unless your new guy would like his balls busted. Don't wear flats, but don't wear stilettos, either. Don't forget to be yourself, unless yourself sucks. Then be someone else. Don't tell him how much you can deadlift unless you are 99.9% certain he can lift more than you. Don't finish your food. Don't ask for a doggie bag. Don't pick up the check. It's emasculating.
Bloody hell.
If I was a woman and I had to live up to all those requirements I think I would rather be single...
If i have unfinished food I'm taking it home. Wasting food is stupid. Especially when you can usually make another whole meal out of huge restaurant portions.
Whooosh.0 -
I found this in archives.
I don't understand the problem. It's a first date. Most guys fail miserably on the first date, which is why we even allow the second, because he just may have a redeeming quality.
So easiest thing to do on a first date is take your dad with you, mentally. You are only required to pay attention & be polite on the first date (ladies). In the animal kingdom only the male species is pretty, they puff-up, preen, strut or whatever to get the female's attention. Face it most guys try to impress you for weeks before you actually say yes. He usually doesn't care what you do or don't do, he's just happy you finally said yes. So, want to be the perfect amount of fun, flirty, chatty? Take your dad with you. There are just some things a female would/should never do in front of her dad.0 -
smoking
too much 'in the future tak'
a lot og my male friends hate girls who order salads and 'chick food'
talk about exes
looking too plain/too slutty0 -
LOL I may never date again after reading this...0
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Don't wear underwear... worked for me and married 13 years.
Boom!0 -
Make sure there's no lipstick on your teeth.0
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