Leave the Heavy Lifting to the MEN!!

ascrit

This is a troll. End of Story.

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There is so much WIN in this thread OP. I agree, the only thing I should ever have to lift is my man's credit card at Saks. After all, he wants me to look pretty when I bring him that sandwich :flowerforyou:

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Seriously! I cannot agree with you more!!!!!!! I'm going on baby number 10, I stay home all day with the kids as they run around the house screaming and pulling each other's hair. It's absolutely adorable. Being a mom is so much fun. When hubby gets home from a long hard day at work, I have a 3 course meal already sitting on the table waiting for him, and all 9 kids and I are seated just waiting for him to walk through the door and join us. We always say grace so that the good Lord knows how thankful and blessed we are. After dinner, I take care of the kids while doing the dishes, cleaning up the house to make sure it's sparkling enough for hubby, and I make sure the laundry is caught up. Once all of that is done, and the kids are in bed, I give hubby a nice long massage and make sure he's good and happy. It IS a woman's duty to please her husband and raise babies. It's just what we do!
NO lifting heavy things, ladies. That is SO absurd. Hubby would NOT be happy if I were to break a nail lifting a dumbbell, and I cannot have an unhappy hubby!

Thank you for your post. You're SO wise. We should be friends!

Are you down with polygamy? Because yeah, you're perfect.

WendyTerry420

And by "Pep", of course we mean "amphetamines"! :laugh:

WendyTerry420

How 'bout some more Supernatural gifs?




And it's not my fault I am not barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen-- my uterus fell out from all the heavy liftingz!! :sad:

SunofaBeach14

I can do anything men can do including piss standing up

I've seen this in German porn.

Not hot. :sick:

But to each their own . . .

calibriintx

I can do anything men can do including piss standing up

SexKittenlovesitrough

How 'bout some more Supernatural gifs?




And it's not my fault I am not barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen-- my uterus fell out from all the heavy liftingz!! :sad:

I can't stop watching...cause I watched that movie and I know what happens next...

cad39too

No subtlety ...not going to entertain it.

str8bowbabe

What some people wont do for attention! Gees....

mownt

http://www.mandatory.com/2013/11/27/the-funniest-gifs-of-the-week-11-27-13/16

cmcollins001

When the pie arrives, I'll be ready with my

belle_of_the_bar

I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

I think lifting all the wieghts has turned you into a super violent DUDE!

Fullsterkur_woman

I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

I think lifting all the wieghts has turned you into a super violent DUDE!

No... we've just prepared our bodies for the THUNDERDOME!

cmcollins001

I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

So much rage. Must be the 'roids and the extra testosterone talking. You need pie.

harvo

The only heavy things I need to lift are pots & pans and the occasional beer

Don't forget the key lime pie. Mmmm.....key lime pie. Beer. Not sure which I like better. :happy:

KEY LIME PIE...I have told you that is your opinion more than once.....pay attention or no more spankings!

Schtroumpfkin

It puts the lotion in the basket.

Genius!

salembambi

I can do anything men can do including piss standing up

I've seen this in German porn.

Not hot. :sick:

But to each their own . . .

oh thats right I am suppose to only do things that please men in some way , how silly of me :noway:

AmyP619

This is a troll. End of Story.

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There is so much WIN in this thread OP. I agree, the only thing I should ever have to lift is my man's credit card at Saks. After all, he wants me to look pretty when I bring him that sandwich :flowerforyou:

Even hotter

Seriously! I cannot agree with you more!!!!!!! I'm going on baby number 10, I stay home all day with the kids as they run around the house screaming and pulling each other's hair. It's absolutely adorable. Being a mom is so much fun. When hubby gets home from a long hard day at work, I have a 3 course meal already sitting on the table waiting for him, and all 9 kids and I are seated just waiting for him to walk through the door and join us. We always say grace so that the good Lord knows how thankful and blessed we are. After dinner, I take care of the kids while doing the dishes, cleaning up the house to make sure it's sparkling enough for hubby, and I make sure the laundry is caught up. Once all of that is done, and the kids are in bed, I give hubby a nice long massage and make sure he's good and happy. It IS a woman's duty to please her husband and raise babies. It's just what we do!
NO lifting heavy things, ladies. That is SO absurd. Hubby would NOT be happy if I were to break a nail lifting a dumbbell, and I cannot have an unhappy hubby!

Thank you for your post. You're SO wise. We should be friends!

Are you down with polygamy? Because yeah, you're perfect.

Possibly. Let me check with my husband. I don't want to upset him, remember? :flowerforyou:

emtbabe1029

I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

she knows where a woman's place is-doing cardio and cooking for her man. Don't pick on her. I do nothing but cardio and will break someone with both hands behind my back-with my hubbys permission of course.

emtbabe1029

This is a troll. End of Story.

Hot

Hotter

There is so much WIN in this thread OP. I agree, the only thing I should ever have to lift is my man's credit card at Saks. After all, he wants me to look pretty when I bring him that sandwich :flowerforyou:

Even hotter

Seriously! I cannot agree with you more!!!!!!! I'm going on baby number 10, I stay home all day with the kids as they run around the house screaming and pulling each other's hair. It's absolutely adorable. Being a mom is so much fun. When hubby gets home from a long hard day at work, I have a 3 course meal already sitting on the table waiting for him, and all 9 kids and I are seated just waiting for him to walk through the door and join us. We always say grace so that the good Lord knows how thankful and blessed we are. After dinner, I take care of the kids while doing the dishes, cleaning up the house to make sure it's sparkling enough for hubby, and I make sure the laundry is caught up. Once all of that is done, and the kids are in bed, I give hubby a nice long massage and make sure he's good and happy. It IS a woman's duty to please her husband and raise babies. It's just what we do!
NO lifting heavy things, ladies. That is SO absurd. Hubby would NOT be happy if I were to break a nail lifting a dumbbell, and I cannot have an unhappy hubby!

Thank you for your post. You're SO wise. We should be friends!

Are you down with polygamy? Because yeah, you're perfect.

Possibly. Let me check with my husband. I don't want to upset him, remember? :flowerforyou:

I HATE upsetting my husband!

emtbabe1029

I hear people talking ALLL the time about how women can lift just as good as men can and not get big and SUPAH bulky doing it.

I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. Women CANNOT do everything that men can do and I think lifting is a prime example of this. Ya'll should just leave the lifting to the men, since at least THEY know what they're doing.

While you're at it, you should just let your man be the breadwinner too and work while you stay home...that way, your man can have a hot meal on the table when he walks in the house at night, which he most certainly deserves. Women should do the housework and raise the kids, since that's the job they were put on this Earth to do.

If the need to work out is there, do everyone a favor and stick with the cardio....you DO realize how ridiculous ya'll look trying to lift the heavy things, don't ya? Wish I had a good gif to prove my point!

LOL, I dare you, no I double dog dare you to say this to a lifting woman's face and not just on the internet safely hiding behind your monitor. You'll wish you had some muscles to protect yourself when she beats you to sleep.

I think lifting all the wieghts has turned you into a super violent DUDE!

No... we've just prepared our bodies for the THUNDERDOME!

Dude, do you even HAVE a Vagina?