Best pick-up lines

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  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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    "How do you feel about unreciprocal orange socks*?"

    *not orange socks.

    it worked! :drinker:
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
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    I can't decide what is more amazing your smile or your beautiful eyes. Guys use this on my wife.
  • HermioneCantDraw
    HermioneCantDraw Posts: 423
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    Your face or my face?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    What are we talking about here? Would a straw be a correct answer?
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
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    May have been posted already but:

    I rate you a 9/10, because I'm the 1 you're missing.
  • mestacy010
    mestacy010 Posts: 577 Member
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    I was going up on an esculator and a guy said

    Is that going up to heaven, because you sure are an angel
  • acpgee
    acpgee Posts: 7,664 Member
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    Question: "Do you come here often?".
    Response: "Only during the mating season".
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
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    Are you gonna give me your number, or am I going to have to stalk you.
  • lirirod
    lirirod Posts: 107 Member
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    i told this to my ex "My v wants to hug your p"
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
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    i told this to my ex "My v wants to hug your p"

    LMAO thats hilarious
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    I can't believe no one has said my favourite yet!

    "If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"

    :blushing:
  • ohkurt18
    ohkurt18 Posts: 171 Member
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    ha classic, i love it
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    "I wish I were helocase so I could unzip your genes."
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
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    A double cheeseburger is less expensive than a Fleshlight.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    "I wish I were helocase so I could unzip your genes."
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
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    Yep.. Guys in my area are classy..

    If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
    I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
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    Men..If you are just going to show me that 'thing' of yours inside the pant/boxer, cute a§§, 6-8 Abs/Gunshow that you have.
    You have to try using your brain to get in between my legs :bigsmile:
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
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    Yo mamma must've had peppers when she was pregnant, because you came out HOT!!!
  • BurnBabyyyBurn
    BurnBabyyyBurn Posts: 79
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    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase...so I could unzip your genes.

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