MY BREATHING IS AFFECTING MY WEIGHT

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  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 989 Member
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    I am jealous to the point of passionate hate for those guys that look all jacked. I'm all like, "I want to breathe, but I also want to look like that. HOW DO THEY DO IT?" Then I just breathe a bunch and watch an entire series on netflix. I think I've got an intense case of breathing dysmorphia...
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    You are one of the most adorable, amusing people I have ever met. lol.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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    This one time, I breathed so much, I felt really sick and full afterward. I was all like, I'm never doing THAT again. But I just can't seem to stop breathing! I'm afraid I'll binge breathe again.
  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 989 Member
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    This one time, I breathed so much, I felt really sick and full afterward. I was all like, I'm never doing THAT again. But I just can't seem to stop breathing! I'm afraid I'll binge breathe again.

    My problem is that when I'm bored, I breathe. When I'm sad, I breathe. When I'm happy, I breathe. How do I stop bored/emotional breathing?
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
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    Wait a sec...

    OP looks remarkably similar to this girl to me...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359357/Meet-Mama-Lou-religious-studies-graduate-33-crush-apples-biceps-blow-water-bottles-like-balloons-circus-strong-woman.html

    So you can blow up hot water bottles until they burst. Now we know your secret! ;-)
  • lsorci919
    lsorci919 Posts: 772 Member
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    Have you tried hypnosis for breathing?
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Wait a sec...

    OP looks remarkably similar to this girl to me...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359357/Meet-Mama-Lou-religious-studies-graduate-33-crush-apples-biceps-blow-water-bottles-like-balloons-circus-strong-woman.html

    So you can blow up hot water bottles until they burst. Now we know your secret! ;-)

    FFS no one is safe online!
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    I bet you set MFP to lose too many breaths a day. Read the "breathe more to lose more" thread, calculate the number of breaths you need per day to maintain life, then subtract 20%. Good luck! :flowerforyou:
  • vorgas
    vorgas Posts: 741 Member
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    Have you tried the no-breathing diet? Basically, you take all the oxygen you need for the day, whizz it up in a blender and drink it. You'll find you don't need to breathe until the next morning.

    It stops you pooping properly,but that's a small price to pay.

    In fact, thinking about it, it stops you doing most things. :ohwell:

    OMG one of my friends totes tried this. She died, but I think it's worth a shot if I follow the rules to the letter. Thank you!

    But I bet she now looks super skinny!

    fashion+victim+macristudio+skeleton+model.jpg
    I'm sure she was like "FINALLY hit my goal weight"
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    OP I have a girl crush on you
  • WVprankster
    WVprankster Posts: 430 Member
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    Stop inhaling cheeseburgers.
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
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    Don't worry, OP, breathing timing isn't important, you can breathe all the way up until bedtime.
    I'm in bed having my last delicious breathe right now!
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
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    Everyone breathes. You're going to have to figure out a way to stop letting it get in the way of your progress and deal with it. It only happens once a month.....wait, wrong thread!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    You know, I drink water. I was starting to wonder if that was why I'm fat.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    You know, I drink water. I was starting to wonder if that was why I'm fat.

    Probably, yes.
  • CMoeDee
    CMoeDee Posts: 102 Member
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    You know, I drink water. I was starting to wonder if that was why I'm fat.

    You should drink green tea, it will help with the water cravings.
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
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    Breathing is overrated... I tried it once, but I didn't inhale
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    It is NOT as simple as "breathing in vs. breathing out"

    One does not simply breathe.jpg

    ETA: Dr. Oz says to take Raspberry Keytone breath spray.
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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