What's the best way to dump my gf?

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Just tell her your pregnant. She'll run far and fast.
  • Oldtimer_65
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    Kinda stupid question....

    There must be 50 ways to leave your lover. At least.

    Just slip out the back, jack........
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    I think if I try and do it over text she's going to show up in person anyway. Sigh
    As I mentioned.
    Just tell her that you are not the right boy for her and that she would be better off dating a man.
    At least it is honest.
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
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    Honesty. Give it a try.
  • Goforit1985
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    Have some balls and work up the courage to speak to her.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Kinda stupid question....

    There must be 50 ways to leave your lover. At least.

    Just slip out the back, jack........

    Don't need to be coy, Roy.

    Hop on the bus, Gus
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Lol oh boy.
  • Slaintegrl
    Slaintegrl Posts: 239 Member
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    She's definitely better off without a jerk like you.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Can I have her chicken? :wink:
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
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    Why ask for advice if you don't use it?
  • tapirfrog
    tapirfrog Posts: 616 Member
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    So you did it over text (so you get d-bag points) but she showed up in person (so you get a confrontation). You were that scared and you got what you didn't want anyway. Way to go.
  • Celebi03
    Celebi03 Posts: 310 Member
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    Why ask for advice if you don't use it?

    ^^
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
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    Why ask for advice if you don't use it?

    i did?

    Almost everyone in here told you to do it in person.

    So, no, you didn't.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Master troll.

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