Five Food You Must Not Eat!

MrJThomasEsq
MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
Does anyone have an actual list of those? I'm looking to mix up my diet a bit and thought I may as well start there.
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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Beets

    Spotted ****

    Scrapple

    Liver

    Lard
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Not in a way in they will make you fat, but I have a list of things I will not touch due to texture, taste or ethical reasons.

    Water chestnuts
    Veal
    Foie gras
    Liver
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  • Crateria_
    Crateria_ Posts: 253 Member
    Beets

    Spotted ****

    Scrapple

    Liver

    Lard
    Pretty much what this guy says

    Beets are so nastyyyyyyyyyy
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    Beets

    Spotted ****

    Scrapple

    Liver

    Lard

    Spotted **** is tremendous! I'd personally eat it everyday given the opportunity *sigh*
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    I have it on good authority that it is:

    Kale

    Cauliflower pizza crust

    Quiche (men only)

    Kumquat (too funny to eat)

    Baby seal
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Brussel sprouts! So nasty...
  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    Beets

    Spotted ****

    Scrapple

    Liver

    Lard

    Spotted **** is tremendous! I'd personally eat it everyday given the opportunity *sigh*

    Do spots make the #### taste better? Sorry misspelled! I meant, do the spots make the **** taste better?
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    Brussel sprouts! So nasty...

    This x infinity. Tiny little bombs of tastes-like-farts-smell.
  • Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    Beets

    Spotted ****

    Scrapple

    Liver

    Lard

    Spotted **** is tremendous! I'd personally eat it everyday given the opportunity *sigh*

    Do spots make the #### taste better? Sorry misspelled! I meant, do the spots make the **** taste better?


    Durrr! Of course! If it didn't have the spots it would just be plain old **** & who would want to taste that?
  • somefitsomefat
    somefitsomefat Posts: 445 Member
    1. Any food you don't like.

    2. Any food that's poisonous.

    3. Any food you're allergic too.

    4. Any food that's rotten.

    5. Any food that is my food.
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    Beets

    Spotted ****

    Scrapple

    Liver

    Lard

    Some of these are my favourite. Beets, liver, and lard. Yum.
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    I have it on good authority that it is:

    Kale

    Cauliflower pizza crust

    Quiche (men only)

    Kumquat (too funny to eat)

    Baby seal

    I was on board until baby seal. :laugh:
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    I have it on good authority that it is:

    Kale

    Cauliflower pizza crust

    Quiche (men only)

    Kumquat (too funny to eat)

    Baby seal

    What you got against cauliflower pizza crust?
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  • jerren
    jerren Posts: 196
    I know I should be more mature than this, but I can't help but to chuckle whenever someone mentions spotted ****. It doesn't happen often but conversation about spotted **** has come up twice in the past week for me. lol
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Tiny little bombs of tastes-like-farts-smell.

    Exactly! How come no one else gets this?
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.

    OMG!! You are soooooo right about that! I thought I was the only one!!! I literally will vomit if I accidentally eat pineapple on pizza (has happened).
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Beans....
  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    Ok, but srsly! Well not exactly srsly, but has anyone seen enough of those "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" Ads to figure out what the five foods they want on the Sh*tlist are? I've seen a banana and a pickle (or cucumber not sure which cause I don't have taste enabled on this computer.)
  • PrimalGirl
    PrimalGirl Posts: 148 Member
    I have it on good authority that it is:

    Kale

    Cauliflower pizza crust

    Quiche (men only)

    Kumquat (too funny to eat)

    Baby seal

    Reading this while eating kale salad. Though fortunately with beef, not baby seal.
  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member
    People who think of weight loss as some sort of superfood alchemy do my head in
  • Alehmer
    Alehmer Posts: 433 Member
    Grits

    Boiled Peanuts

    Mullet Dip

    Boiled Cabbage

    Olives

    (A lot of this is me moving to the South as an adult)
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
    Does anyone have an actual list of those? I'm looking to mix up my diet a bit and thought I may as well start there.
    1) Arsenic
    2) Shards of glass
    3) s**t..because then you die
    4) vegemite
    5) my dust

    Other than that, just try and use moderation....thank you, drive through...
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.
    ^This. Sadly, my own progeny suffers from this bizarre eating disorder. :laugh:
  • rileysowner
    rileysowner Posts: 8,316 Member
    Ok, but srsly! Well not exactly srsly, but has anyone seen enough of those "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" Ads to figure out what the five foods they want on the Sh*tlist are? I've seen a banana and a pickle (or cucumber not sure which cause I don't have taste enabled on this computer.)

    Seriously, there are no foods you need to avoid, and the ones I see pictured are all fine as long as they are part of a varied diet and are not the only thing a person eats.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Beets

    Spotted ****

    Scrapple

    Liver

    Lard

    Spotted **** is tremendous! I'd personally eat it everyday given the opportunity *sigh*

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  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    Beans....

    Green or the more musical varieties?