Five Food You Must Not Eat!

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  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
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    Ok, but srsly! Well not exactly srsly, but has anyone seen enough of those "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" Ads to figure out what the five foods they want on the Sh*tlist are? I've seen a banana and a pickle (or cucumber not sure which cause I don't have taste enabled on this computer.)
  • PrimalGirl
    PrimalGirl Posts: 148 Member
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    I have it on good authority that it is:

    Kale

    Cauliflower pizza crust

    Quiche (men only)

    Kumquat (too funny to eat)

    Baby seal

    Reading this while eating kale salad. Though fortunately with beef, not baby seal.
  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member
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    People who think of weight loss as some sort of superfood alchemy do my head in
  • Alehmer
    Alehmer Posts: 433 Member
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    Grits

    Boiled Peanuts

    Mullet Dip

    Boiled Cabbage

    Olives

    (A lot of this is me moving to the South as an adult)
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
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    Does anyone have an actual list of those? I'm looking to mix up my diet a bit and thought I may as well start there.
    1) Arsenic
    2) Shards of glass
    3) s**t..because then you die
    4) vegemite
    5) my dust

    Other than that, just try and use moderation....thank you, drive through...
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
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    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.
    ^This. Sadly, my own progeny suffers from this bizarre eating disorder. :laugh:
  • rileysowner
    rileysowner Posts: 8,239 Member
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    Ok, but srsly! Well not exactly srsly, but has anyone seen enough of those "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" Ads to figure out what the five foods they want on the Sh*tlist are? I've seen a banana and a pickle (or cucumber not sure which cause I don't have taste enabled on this computer.)

    Seriously, there are no foods you need to avoid, and the ones I see pictured are all fine as long as they are part of a varied diet and are not the only thing a person eats.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Beets

    Spotted ****

    Scrapple

    Liver

    Lard

    Spotted **** is tremendous! I'd personally eat it everyday given the opportunity *sigh*

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  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
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    Beans....

    Green or the more musical varieties?
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
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    I have it on good authority that it is:

    Kale

    Cauliflower pizza crust

    Quiche (men only)

    Kumquat (too funny to eat)

    Baby seal

    What you got against cauliflower pizza crust?

    Fire... I'm sure fire might work...

    Or time... it might still be compostable...
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I eat all of them
  • raiderrodney
    raiderrodney Posts: 617 Member
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    IMHO, a load of crap. Eat what you want as long as it fits within your calorie limit. If you're looking to accomplish something specific, I know that people play around with their micros. As long as it is considered food, go for it. YMMV, etc.

    Agreed, but I do have a list of "not eats" :

    -artificial sweeteners
    -preservatives
    -margarine
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
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    I eat all of them

    You eat:
    Other People

    Infants

    Dogs

    Cats

    Roadkill

    ???
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Apparently eating horse meat is frowned upon as well.....
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Grits

    Boiled Peanuts

    Mullet Dip

    Boiled Cabbage

    Olives

    (A lot of this is me moving to the South as an adult)

    Now I want to know what the hell Mullet Dip is 'cause I like the other things on your list. What if I'm missing out on the single most wonderful southern delicacy known to man?
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.




    ^^^^This!
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
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    Apparently eating horse meat is frowned upon as well.....

    It's delicious.
  • HerbertNenenger
    HerbertNenenger Posts: 453 Member
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    Brussel sprouts! So nasty...

    I'm in love with brussels sprouts. I have had them nearly every day of the week for the last two weeks. I want to marry them.
  • grimendale
    grimendale Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.

    Your opinion is wrong, and you should feel bad :flowerforyou:

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