Five Food You Must Not Eat!

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  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
    I have it on good authority that it is:

    Kale

    Cauliflower pizza crust

    Quiche (men only)

    Kumquat (too funny to eat)

    Baby seal

    What you got against cauliflower pizza crust?

    Fire... I'm sure fire might work...

    Or time... it might still be compostable...
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I eat all of them
  • raiderrodney
    raiderrodney Posts: 617 Member
    IMHO, a load of crap. Eat what you want as long as it fits within your calorie limit. If you're looking to accomplish something specific, I know that people play around with their micros. As long as it is considered food, go for it. YMMV, etc.

    Agreed, but I do have a list of "not eats" :

    -artificial sweeteners
    -preservatives
    -margarine
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
    I eat all of them

    You eat:
    Other People

    Infants

    Dogs

    Cats

    Roadkill

    ???
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Apparently eating horse meat is frowned upon as well.....
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    Grits

    Boiled Peanuts

    Mullet Dip

    Boiled Cabbage

    Olives

    (A lot of this is me moving to the South as an adult)

    Now I want to know what the hell Mullet Dip is 'cause I like the other things on your list. What if I'm missing out on the single most wonderful southern delicacy known to man?
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.




    ^^^^This!
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    Apparently eating horse meat is frowned upon as well.....

    It's delicious.
  • HerbertNenenger
    HerbertNenenger Posts: 453 Member
    Brussel sprouts! So nasty...

    I'm in love with brussels sprouts. I have had them nearly every day of the week for the last two weeks. I want to marry them.
  • grimendale
    grimendale Posts: 2,153 Member
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.

    Your opinion is wrong, and you should feel bad :flowerforyou:
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    Apparently eating horse meat is frowned upon as well.....

    I'm sure you could still source some 'original recipe' Findus lasagne if you wanted to.
  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    Grits

    Boiled Peanuts

    Mullet Dip

    Boiled Cabbage

    Olives

    (A lot of this is me moving to the South as an adult)

    Now I want to know what the hell Mullet Dip is 'cause I like the other things on your list. What if I'm missing out on the single most wonderful southern delicacy known to man?

    Is that dip for the fish or the hair style? I don't want to accidentally not eat the wrong one :(
  • ScorpionQwean
    ScorpionQwean Posts: 1,013 Member
    According to your topic: If you are looking to lose weight, stay away from any "white" food - bread, pasta, rice, etc. Stay away from ANY carb and ANY sugar. Don't know how much you are trying to lose, IF that's the case, but stick to a Meditteranean diet - lots of greens, fish, chkn, turkey, veggies, coconut oil / olive oil and nuts.
  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    Brussel sprouts! So nasty...

    I'm in love with brussels sprouts. I have had them nearly every day of the week for the last two weeks. I want to marry them.

    I must admit that I too love the brussel sprouts. I also enjoy odd smells. Coincidence? I think not!
  • coolblondenerd
    coolblondenerd Posts: 90 Member
    1. Any food you don't like.

    2. Any food that's poisonous.

    3. Any food you're allergic too.

    4. Any food that's rotten.

    5. Any food that is my food.

    This is the best advice I have ever seen.
  • ShreddingIt_84
    ShreddingIt_84 Posts: 141
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.
    :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • moviestarsara
    moviestarsara Posts: 66
    1. Any food you don't like.

    2. Any food that's poisonous.

    3. Any food you're allergic too.

    4. Any food that's rotten.

    5. Any food that is my food.

    I vote for this list.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Does anyone have an actual list of those? I'm looking to mix up my diet a bit and thought I may as well start there.

    My five:

    cauliflower
    cabbage
    hot sauce
    jalapenos
    Sav-A-Lot margarine
  • doulosachreios
    doulosachreios Posts: 1
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.

    Damn skippy.
  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    1. Any food you don't like.

    2. Any food that's poisonous.

    3. Any food you're allergic too.

    4. Any food that's rotten.

    5. Any food that is my food.

    +1
  • linka411
    linka411 Posts: 101 Member
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.
    I wish someone would tell my husband that sometimes, lol
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
    According to your topic: If you are looking to lose weight, stay away from any "white" food - bread, pasta, rice, etc. Stay away from ANY carb and ANY sugar. Don't know how much you are trying to lose, IF that's the case, but stick to a Meditteranean diet - lots of greens, fish, chkn, turkey, veggies, coconut oil / olive oil and nuts.

    eating greens is boring though
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Beets

    Anything that is named something good, but is actually modified Cauliflower

    Peas

    Fake butter (margarine)

    Turkey Bacon
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    We need to take this list and add it to the MFP logs.

    I love hilarious entries. There used to be one called

    WAYTOOMUCHF***INCHINESEFOOD but someone removed it. :-(
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Does anyone have an actual list of those? I'm looking to mix up my diet a bit and thought I may as well start there.
    Seafood/fish
    Green beans (blech!)
    Coffee-flavored anything
    Canned pasta sauce
    Limburger cheese
  • ScorpionQwean
    ScorpionQwean Posts: 1,013 Member
    According to your topic: If you are looking to lose weight, stay away from any "white" food - bread, pasta, rice, etc. Stay away from ANY carb and ANY sugar. Don't know how much you are trying to lose, IF that's the case, but stick to a Meditteranean diet - lots of greens, fish, chkn, turkey, veggies, coconut oil / olive oil and nuts.

    eating greens is boring though
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    Guess you don't know how to cook then :) Hook that ish up w/ seasonings, butter or a cream sauce. YES you can eat butter and cream sauces, no margarine though.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.

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  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    I only have 3

    Eggplant
    Raisins
    Any food on my plate
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.

    There has never been a more untrue statement on the whole internet.
  • Orion782
    Orion782 Posts: 391
    This is dumb. Eat what you want, don't eat what you don't want. However, people have some WEIRD hangups about food on here.

    Really?
    Pineapple/Pizza? DELICIOUS.
    Brussel sprouts? Roasted with olive oil and kosher salt, DELICIOUS.

    I will try anything once. And if I don't like it the first time, I'll try it again.

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