Five Food You Must Not Eat!

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I am OFFENDED by all the hate towards pineapple pizzas! I thought this site was for SUPPORT and instead all I get is people being mean about my food choices!

    REPORTED you are ALL REPORTED!
  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member
    In before mods lock this for discriminating against pineapple pizza lovers (is bad taste a disability?)
  • Miska_
    Miska_ Posts: 84
    All these sound delicious.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.

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    you had me a Dinosaurs

    It's literally the last word...

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    In before mods lock this for discriminating against pineapple pizza lovers (is bad taste a disability?)

    Well clearly it is for you......:tongue:
  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member
    In before mods lock this for discriminating against pineapple pizza lovers (is bad taste a disability?)

    Well clearly it is for you......:tongue:

    Does this mean I can park closer to the grocery store?
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Brussel sprouts
    Cauliflower
    Cow's tongue (my parents made me eat this as a child) :sick:
    Liver
    Those eggs with the chicks still inside them (no I haven't eaten these but an old co-worker of mine ate these everyday and liked to show everyone as well)
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    Dairy/animal secretions

    Dead rotting animal flesh

    Vegetable oils

    Refined grains/flours

    Man-made chemicals
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    Dairy/animal secretions

    Dead rotting animal flesh

    Vegetable oils

    Refined grains/flours

    Man-made chemicals

    So you basically don't eat much of anything?
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    Grits

    Boiled Peanuts

    Mullet Dip

    Boiled Cabbage

    Olives

    (A lot of this is me moving to the South as an adult)

    Now I want to know what the hell Mullet Dip is 'cause I like the other things on your list. What if I'm missing out on the single most wonderful southern delicacy known to man?

    Is that dip for the fish or the hair style? I don't want to accidentally not eat the wrong one :(
    I think if you're licking dip out of some guy's outdated hairstyle, you're (a) having a great night or (b) hungry enough not to worry about "must not eat" lists. So, logically, the fish must be the wrong one. Yes?
  • richardheath
    richardheath Posts: 1,276 Member
    Ok, but srsly! Well not exactly srsly, but has anyone seen enough of those "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" Ads to figure out what the five foods they want on the Sh*tlist are? I've seen a banana and a pickle (or cucumber not sure which cause I don't have taste enabled on this computer.)

    I went thru that whole thing. And I can't remember 5 things!!!! :noway: But I know bananas, orange juice were on the list. I wanna say white bread and a couple of other things. Enough to know that I disagree with those things. Gotta have bananas for the potassium. It's free to look at it, but yes, they want to SELL you their diet.

    Ding ding ding ding! And we have a winner! (sort of)

    Thanks for your answer. So I can at least add Orange and probably White Bread to that list of their "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" .

    I have listened to and read a lot of the stuff in the ads but haven't been able to extract all "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" from the presentations either.

    I, sadly enough, watched that whole thing once a long time ago and was pissed when it actually got to the foods you shouldn't eat, but I can't remember them all, I was pissed because it wasted a lot of my time and when they actually got to the food, I called bullsh*t, banana's, corn, orange juice and can't remember the other 2. I really thought it was going to be useful information, I should have known better.

    Adding Corn! Thanks!!!!

    NO!

    Don't simply cut out random foods just because someone half remembered some crappy book/documentary/advertisement...

    If you want to "mix up" your diet, as you suggested in the OP, how about just ADDING new foods to it? Go the grocery store and try a vegetable you've never had before. Get a new cookbook. Go to a new restaurant... Add diversity, don't subtract perfectly healthy (in moderation) foods.
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    NEVER EAT:

    1) Rotten food
    2) Foods to which you have an allergy
    3) Foods you really hate
    4) Contaminated food
    5) Poisoned food
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    Dairy/animal secretions

    Dead rotting animal flesh

    Vegetable oils

    Refined grains/flours

    Man-made chemicals

    So you basically don't eat much of anything?
    I eat a lot, but what i eat fits into the category of "human food". I don't see the point in eating food that in not meant for our species. I prefer actual food. Just my personal preference, though.
  • One_Last_Time
    One_Last_Time Posts: 125
    1. Any food you don't like.

    2. Any food that's poisonous.

    3. Any food you're allergic too.

    4. Any food that's rotten.

    5. Any food that is my food.

    You win.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    1. Cyanide
    2. Volcanic Ash
    3. People (legal reasons)
    4. Lead
    5. Stars
  • richardheath
    richardheath Posts: 1,276 Member
    I eat a lot, but what i eat fits into the category of "human food". I don't see the point in eating food that in not meant for our species. I prefer actual food. Just my personal preference, though.

    Who decides what food is "meant" for humans or not? I wasn't aware that evolution was a conscious entity.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I eat a lot, but what i eat fits into the category of "human food". I don't see the point in eating food that in not meant for our species. I prefer actual food. Just my personal preference, though.

    Who decides what food is "meant" for humans or not? I wasn't aware that evolution was a conscious entity.

    I was told in another thread that claiming humans are omnivores is an "outlandish assertion".


    Have fun......
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    bananas and green beans...that *kitten*'ll kill ya!


    and liver :sick:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Do not EVER let my husband see this. I might get locked in my kitchen.......
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    1. Cyanide
    2. Volcanic Ash
    3. People (legal reasons)
    4. Lead
    5. Stars
    Good luck not eating stars! Breatharian, anyone?:tongue:
    http://www.physics.org/article-questions.asp?id=52
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    1. Cyanide
    2. Volcanic Ash
    3. People (legal reasons)
    4. Lead
    5. Stars
    Good luck not eating stars! Breatharian, anyone?:tongue:
    http://www.physics.org/article-questions.asp?id=52

    I forgot about the Breatharians! Thank you, I heard someone talking about this IRL and couldn't remember the term to search for more info about if this was actually legit. (that people actually believed this, not whether it works.....)
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    I eat a lot, but what i eat fits into the category of "human food". I don't see the point in eating food that in not meant for our species. I prefer actual food. Just my personal preference, though.

    Who decides what food is "meant" for humans or not? I wasn't aware that evolution was a conscious entity.
    I don't think anyone decided, it just is what is.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    There is some coffee in my office that should definitely be avoided.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I eat a lot, but what i eat fits into the category of "human food". I don't see the point in eating food that in not meant for our species. I prefer actual food. Just my personal preference, though.

    Who decides what food is "meant" for humans or not? I wasn't aware that evolution was a conscious entity.

    The Quarter Pounder with Cheese, apple slice and chocolate milk I ate from the drive thru last night was the epitome of the human diet IMHO. Of course, the 5 mile run just before might have had something to do with it. :laugh: :tongue: :laugh:
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Ok, but srsly! Well not exactly srsly, but has anyone seen enough of those "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" Ads to figure out what the five foods they want on the Sh*tlist are? I've seen a banana and a pickle (or cucumber not sure which cause I don't have taste enabled on this computer.)

    I went thru that whole thing. And I can't remember 5 things!!!! :noway: But I know bananas, orange juice were on the list. I wanna say white bread and a couple of other things. Enough to know that I disagree with those things. Gotta have bananas for the potassium. It's free to look at it, but yes, they want to SELL you their diet.

    Ding ding ding ding! And we have a winner! (sort of)

    Thanks for your answer. So I can at least add Orange and probably White Bread to that list of their "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" .

    I have listened to and read a lot of the stuff in the ads but haven't been able to extract all "Five Foods You Must Not Eat!" from the presentations either.

    I, sadly enough, watched that whole thing once a long time ago and was pissed when it actually got to the foods you shouldn't eat, but I can't remember them all, I was pissed because it wasted a lot of my time and when they actually got to the food, I called bullsh*t, banana's, corn, orange juice and can't remember the other 2. I really thought it was going to be useful information, I should have known better.

    Adding Corn! Thanks!!!!

    NO!

    Don't simply cut out random foods just because someone half remembered some crappy book/documentary/advertisement...

    If you want to "mix up" your diet, as you suggested in the OP, how about just ADDING new foods to it? Go the grocery store and try a vegetable you've never had before. Get a new cookbook. Go to a new restaurant... Add diversity, don't subtract perfectly healthy (in moderation) foods.

    I think his plan is to start by eating those foods???
  • TriShamelessly
    TriShamelessly Posts: 905 Member
    My short list includes...

    Tripe
    Head cheese
    Tofu
    Liver
    Brains

    None of them are remotely appealing to me.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Pineapple on pizza. While both pineapple and pizza are delicious on their own, there is no place in society where the two combined should be allowed.

    I don't understand people who like pineapple on pizza. I just...I don't understand.
  • mkcolombia
    mkcolombia Posts: 71 Member
    1. Any food you don't like.

    2. Any food that's poisonous.

    3. Any food you're allergic too.

    4. Any food that's rotten.

    5. Any food that is my food.

    +1

    yup
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    Not in a way in they will make you fat, but I have a list of things I will not touch due to texture, taste or ethical reasons.

    Water chestnuts
    Veal
    Foie gras
    Liver

    I am with you on the water chestnuts. Every time I chew one I feel like going crazy. I can't get used to that feeling.

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