Chicken Smoothie

jim180155

Ah, much better. I added the fruit in. Now it's complete. It came out to about 64 ounces with 1271 calories, 131g carbs, 53g fat and 91g protein. It is a meal to end all meals. Or your life, whichever comes first.

In case you're interested in recreating this culinary delight at home for yourself, here are the ingredients:

Almond milk 1.5 cups
Chicken 8 oz
Flasxeed meal 2 tbsp
Hemp seeds 3 tbsp
Chia seeds 1 tbsp
Grapes 2 cups
Pineapple 2 cups
Carrots 1/4 cup
Snow pea pods 1/2 cup
Onions 1/4 cup
Bell peppers 1/3 cup
Shredded cheddar cheese 3/8 cup
Oats 1/2 cup
Grape tomatos 92 grams

If you plan on giving it a try, you should stop reading here. Spoilers below.

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This thing has a unique taste. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say it's better than that stuff I had to drink to clean out my system before a colonoscopy. Whether or not it has the same effect I can't say yet, but I'm staying close to the bathroom just in case. I drank about 8 ounces so far. I think the whole day today is going to be about the aftertaste.

mzbek24

Wow thats a meal lol. What did you do about the after taste?

All you need now is that gum from Willy Wonka that was an entire meal :P

minky_r

no..please don't do it! Could you get something to eat while walking?...the chicken will gum up.

minky_r

Bang one of these in the liquidiser, then!

Holy. *kitten*.

That's all I have. Just - Holy. *kitten*.

OMG

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

Ah, much better. I added the fruit in. Now it's complete. It came out to about 64 ounces with 1271 calories, 131g carbs, 53g fat and 91g protein. It is a meal to end all meals. Or your life, whichever comes first.

In case you're interested in recreating this culinary delight at home for yourself, here are the ingredients:

Almond milk 1.5 cups
Chicken 8 oz
Flasxeed meal 2 tbsp
Hemp seeds 3 tbsp
Chia seeds 1 tbsp
Grapes 2 cups
Pineapple 2 cups
Carrots 1/4 cup
Snow pea pods 1/2 cup
Onions 1/4 cup
Bell peppers 1/3 cup
Shredded cheddar cheese 3/8 cup
Oats 1/2 cup
Grape tomatos 92 grams

If you plan on giving it a try, you should stop reading here. Spoilers below.

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This thing has a unique taste. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say it's better than that stuff I had to drink to clean out my system before a colonoscopy. Whether or not it has the same effect I can't say yet, but I'm staying close to the bathroom just in case. I drank about 8 ounces so far. I think the whole day today is going to be about the aftertaste.

:sick:

You're braver than I am.

mortuseon

Sorry, did this actually just happen!?!?!?! EAT YOUR FOOD MAN. Don't let the Vitamix get the best of you.

jim180155

Sorry, did this actually just happen!?!?!?! EAT YOUR FOOD MAN. Don't let the Vitamix get the best of you.

Too late. Call me VitaMan.

mzbek24

I dunno if it's that gross when you think about it. It's like a cold soup.

rosetat74

Best thread of the morning! Thank you for the LOL....:flowerforyou:

jim180155

I thought it tasted pretty bad this morning, but I now know that it's worse than that. The bad taste doesn't get better. It doesn't numb your taste buds. Instead it seems to have a cumulative effect that gets exponentially worse with every mouthful.

I got through about half of the half I had planned on eating for lunch. I don't think I'm going to eat any more. I'd rather eat my foot.

thatgirlkellib

Just do it and let all of us know how it taste? since your curious...

jim180155

Just do it and let all of us know how it taste? since your curious...

I already did. And I AM telling you how it tastes.

It seems there is good reason why we've never heard of chicken smoothies before.

BlueBombers

darrensurrey

Jeez.

What if you heated it up? Would it be like chicken and vegetable soup?

jim180155

Jeez.

What if you heated it up? Would it be like chicken and vegetable soup?

I was thinking about that too. That's when I realized I have a sickness. To make sure I wouldn't do anything (else) stupid, I poured the rest of it down the sink drain about a half hour ago.

My guess is that the EPA is already tracing it back to us through the sewer system. I don't know how much the fine will be, but it doesn't matter. I'd rather pay any price than risk drinking more of that crap.

firefoxxie

Bang one of these in the liquidiser, then!

Holy. *kitten*.

That's all I have. Just - Holy. *kitten*.

Excuse me while I discard the contents in my stomach.

MelodyandBarbells

Jeez.

What if you heated it up? Would it be like chicken and vegetable soup?

I was thinking about that too. That's when I realized I have a sickness. To make sure I wouldn't do anything (else) stupid, I poured the rest of it down the sink drain about a half hour ago.

My guess is that the EPA is already tracing it back to us through the sewer system. I don't know how much the fine will be, but it doesn't matter. I'd rather pay any price than risk drinking more of that crap.

Whatever!!

I'm trying it! Chicken, bananas and celery, here I come!!

MelsAuntie

GAAAAAAHHH!!! That sounds DISGUSTING!!!

darrensurrey

Jeez.

What if you heated it up? Would it be like chicken and vegetable soup?

I was thinking about that too. That's when I realized I have a sickness. To make sure I wouldn't do anything (else) stupid, I poured the rest of it down the sink drain about a half hour ago.

My guess is that the EPA is already tracing it back to us through the sewer system. I don't know how much the fine will be, but it doesn't matter. I'd rather pay any price than risk drinking more of that crap.

:laugh:

brelyn18

I tried it once with some cauliflower concoction I was making. (just blended the chicken and added it to the food)
It was actually good but the thought of blended chicken trickling its way down my throat all ...white and stuff..just...
made me never want to blend meat again.