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  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
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    For you calorie counters, please be advised that if you do go over on your calories, it's not the number of calories you should be concerned about. It's what's in those calories you should pay attention to. As long as you are eating right, and according to your health goal, you will be fine even if you go over on calories. Lean meats, protein snacks, fruits, vegetables, and whole grains go a very long way. If you are eating these things daily, eliminating the sugars, laying off on the fried foods, leaving the alcohol alone, and staying away from the bad fats, you are going to be fine. It's not all about the calories, ladies and gents. It's what's in those calories that matters.

    Let me get this straight.

    You are here on MFP promoting yourself as a representative of a company that:
    - sells highly overpriced supplements
    - has admitted inappropriate business practices to the SEC
    - is under investigation by the FTC for being of fraudulent pyramid scheme


    And you are posting something that is scientifically proven to be untrue.

    The question is, are you uninformed, or are you being less than truthful?
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    Just wanted to clear something up guys.

    The moon is made of cheese. If you swim to the moon you will weigh less but you will gain fat because of your proximity to all that cheese.

    That is all.


    But what are all those lactose intolerant astronauts supposed to do?

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  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    LOL

    My super clean paleo bulk of 2012 says you're wrong.

    Anyhow, in...because this thread is going places.
    fify

    Thanks. I think this is the first time in the history of MFP forums, that a FIFY was actually a FIFY.

    FIFY

    (Oh, c'mon! I set it up with the superfluous punctuation.

    I sometimes don't even know why I bother...

    :grumble:)
  • tanya7768
    tanya7768 Posts: 28 Member
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    Love the cat lol
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Just wanted to clear something up guys.

    The moon is made of cheese. If you swim to the moon you will weigh less but you will gain fat because of your proximity to all that cheese.

    That is all.

    That clears up nothing... what kind of cheese? how many cals/serving? what are the macros?

    I am glad you asked, the answers to all those questions and more can be found in my book "How to lose weight by distancing yourself from the moon" which can be purchased from my personal paypal account for the low price of $19.95. I assume I can sign you up for a copy?

    What are you, some kind of LunarLife rep?
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
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    Just wanted to clear something up guys.

    The moon is made of cheese. If you swim to the moon you will weigh less but you will gain fat because of your proximity to all that cheese.

    That is all.

    That clears up nothing... what kind of cheese? how many cals/serving? what are the macros?

    I am glad you asked, the answers to all those questions and more can be found in my book "How to lose weight by distancing yourself from the moon" which can be purchased from my personal paypal account for the low price of $19.95. I assume I can sign you up for a copy?

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Oh good, is it time to derail a thread with gifs?
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    a swing and a miss...:wink:

    I find your lack of faith in my gif posting abilities disturbing. :angry:

    There, there grumpy pants...try again, you'll get it....eventually...
    Owl-being-pet.gif

    This is what's going to happen to that owl:
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  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
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    Just wanted to clear something up guys.

    The moon is made of cheese. If you swim to the moon you will weigh less but you will gain fat because of your proximity to all that cheese.

    That is all.

    That clears up nothing... what kind of cheese? how many cals/serving? what are the macros?

    I am glad you asked, the answers to all those questions and more can be found in my book "How to lose weight by distancing yourself from the moon" which can be purchased from my personal paypal account for the low price of $19.95. I assume I can sign you up for a copy?

    shutupandtakemymoney_zps3bbbd52e.jpeg

    I am going to assume you were attempting to post a shut-up-and-take-my-money style gif because how could you not jump at the opportunity for such a fabulous deal.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    For you calorie counters, please be advised that if you do go over on your calories, it's not the number of calories you should be concerned about. It's what's in those calories you should pay attention to. As long as you are eating right, and according to your health goal, you will be fine even if you go over on calories. Lean meats, protein snacks, fruits, vegetables, and whole grains go a very long way. If you are eating these things daily, eliminating the sugars, laying off on the fried foods, leaving the alcohol alone, and staying away from the bad fats, you are going to be fine. It's not all about the calories, ladies and gents. It's what's in those calories that matters.

    I feel kind of bad. I eat a diet based on natural foods ( which includes things that are dried, pickled, brined. fermented and all the "processing " that can be done at home without industrial means ) and avoid unnecessary chemicals and food additives and would do a happy dance if there were any truth to what you say....because I wish it were so.
    But unfortunately I can't, because it's not true..... weight loss unfortunately depends on the quantity of the food one eats and not on the quality. If you are referring to general health and fitness.....you have my 100% support.

    Would you consider Herbalife to be a natural food? That's what OP is really here to sell.
  • karenmcwilly53
    karenmcwilly53 Posts: 41 Member
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    hahah I love this picture! Looks just like my cupcake:laugh:
  • psych101
    psych101 Posts: 1,842 Member
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    In for the gifs
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
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    Just wanted to clear something up guys.

    The moon is made of cheese. If you swim to the moon you will weigh less but you will gain fat because of your proximity to all that cheese.

    That is all.

    That clears up nothing... what kind of cheese? how many cals/serving? what are the macros?

    I am glad you asked, the answers to all those questions and more can be found in my book "How to lose weight by distancing yourself from the moon" which can be purchased from my personal paypal account for the low price of $19.95. I assume I can sign you up for a copy?

    shutupandtakemymoney_zps3bbbd52e.jpeg

    I am going to assume you were attempting to post a shut-up-and-take-my-money style gif because how could you not jump at the opportunity for such a fabulous deal.

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  • disneygallagirl
    disneygallagirl Posts: 515 Member
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    In cuz hey I like cheese....and I need to find out how the apple experiment turns out...and of course the gifs!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Just wanted to clear something up guys.

    The moon is made of cheese. If you swim to the moon you will weigh less but you will gain fat because of your proximity to all that cheese.

    That is all.

    That clears up nothing... what kind of cheese? how many cals/serving? what are the macros?

    I am glad you asked, the answers to all those questions and more can be found in my book "How to lose weight by distancing yourself from the moon" which can be purchased from my personal paypal account for the low price of $19.95. I assume I can sign you up for a copy?

    shutupandtakemymoney_zps3bbbd52e.jpeg

    I am going to assume you were attempting to post a shut-up-and-take-my-money style gif because how could you not jump at the opportunity for such a fabulous deal.

    13884070271386314350.GIF

    This gif is worthless without Brendan Fraser in a loin cloth.
  • Strokingdiction
    Strokingdiction Posts: 1,164 Member
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    LOL

    My super clean paleo bulk of 2012 says you're wrong.

    Anyhow, in...because this thread is going places.
    fify

    Thanks. I think this is the first time in the history of MFP forums, that a FIFY was actually a FIFY.

    FIFY

    (Oh, c'mon! I set it up with the superfluous punctuation.

    I sometimes don't even know why I bother...

    :grumble:)

    I didn't actually change anything. I was just being a d*ck.
    :devil:
  • 12by311
    12by311 Posts: 1,716 Member
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    Can't. Stop. Watching.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    I guess he made this thread because his answer wasn't getting enough attention in here:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1281928-have-you-ever-went-over-your-calorie-goal?page=2
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    Oh good, is it time to derail a thread with gifs?
    tumblr_mtluqdieEe1qdlh1io1_400.gif
    a swing and a miss...:wink:

    I find your lack of faith in my gif posting abilities disturbing. :angry:

    There, there grumpy pants...try again, you'll get it....eventually...
    Owl-being-pet.gif

    This is what's going to happen to that owl:
    6364.gif

    sl5XodV.gif

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