Hey bro! You a Metrosexual or a Spornosexual?

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  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    “Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.”

    ― John Steinbeck
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    ^^Justin Beiber gets millions a month and blows wads of cash on long sleeved shirts to wear as pants. I think we all know how much respect he gets...

    ^fair point, but he also has been doing racial slurs, driving drunk, and promoting substance abuse - I think that is why everyone is turned off to him, not because he wears designer clothes.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    “If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself.”

    ― Bauvard
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Does this guy remind anyone else of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    “Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.”

    ― John Steinbeck

    LOVE John Steinbeck - good find.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    “Quoting an old proverb: "An empty cart rattles loudly." she said. meaning, One who lacks substance boasts loudest.”

    ― Alan Brennert
  • Galatea_Stone
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    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    Business lesson No. 1: Your clients spend the money. If they see you spending too much money, they'll think they pay you too much.

    Do you even Warren Buffett, OP?

    that's true chameleon and mirror - but I'm young appearing highly successful gives me a huge edge and surrounds me effortlessly around other successful people.

    No. It makes you the brunt of all the Patrick Bateman jokes when you're out of the room. You're precious though, I'll give you that.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    ^fair point, but he also has been doing racial slurs, driving drunk, and promoting substance abuse - I think that is why everyone is turned off to him, not because he wears designer clothes.

    How exactly do you "do" a racial slur, mister educated? And how do people get "turned off to" someone?
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    “There is no need to boast of your accomplishments and what you can do. A great man is known, he needs no introduction.”

    ― CherLisa Biles
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Does this guy remind anyone else of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?

    Lol, been having this exact discussion on a newsfeed.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    Does this guy remind anyone else of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?

    Everyone he knows, probably.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

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  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Does this guy remind anyone else of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?

    ^That is a bit inappropriate.
  • LotusAsh
    LotusAsh Posts: 294 Member
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    spornosexual sounds like another term for DOUCHE
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Does this guy remind anyone else of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?

    Lol, been having this exact discussion on a newsfeed.

    wait wut?


    :embarassed:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    Business lesson No. 1: Your clients spend the money. If they see you spending too much money, they'll think they pay you too much.

    Do you even Warren Buffett, OP?

    that's true chameleon and mirror - but I'm young appearing highly successful gives me a huge edge and surrounds me effortlessly around other successful people.

    No. It makes you the brunt of all the Patrick Bateman jokes when you're out of the room. You're precious though, I'll give you that.

    Ha! I knew someone else would pick up on that. How many prostitutes do you think he has butchered?
  • notamoment
    notamoment Posts: 190 Member
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    -_-

    Hugo boss dress shirt, Tommy seersucker - because Brooks Brothers don't make them with a size 28" waist.
    brooks bros white bucks, coach belt, coach wallet, armani watch

    Idk bro I got only about a gazzzillion compliments and only have had a gazzzzallion of my friendss hmu since then inquiring about how to pull off the seersucker like me.

    DayMan_zpsd51168f1.jpg

    Lmfao!!
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    ^^Justin Beiber gets millions a month and blows wads of cash on long sleeved shirts to wear as pants. I think we all know how much respect he gets...

    ^fair point, but he also has been doing racial slurs, driving drunk, and promoting substance abuse - I think that is why everyone is turned off to him, not because he wears designer clothes.

    Maybe so but I have one word for you... "skants"...
  • emzyfish
    emzyfish Posts: 40 Member
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    Everything about the spornosexual answer sounds like a major *kitten* to me. 0/10 would not approach or give the time of day.