Single and Want to Be

ew_david

Get off my lawn.

Iceberg_Simpson

Get off my lawn.

But, but you told me that I was special and that you loved my baby arm.

miss_jessiejane

I wouldn't have to be on your lawn if you'd just let me in!! LOVE ME!!!!

sheenarama

*does cartwheels across your lawn*

(nicely manicured lawn by the way.. did you do yard work this weekend?)

srslybritt

Nobody even likes your lawn. All the neighborhood kids call you Lawn Nazi.

Derp_Diggler

You need a hug OP?

Cliffslosinit

Get off my lawn.

So you like your meat a little chard?
*runs to fire up the grill*

_Terrapin_

I do not believe the OP likes her lawn; hence the jungle gym pic where she 'dare not touch the green yard'. . . . .

YF92

Just the way I like it ^_^

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cranshinibon

QuiznatoddBidness

115s

I WANNA BE SINGLE

Megan101792

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

Derp_Diggler

115s

Lies. She ate him.

Mr_Bad_Example

Get off my lawn.

Lawn... is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

miss_jessiejane

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

115s

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

Statistics also show that people in relationships get way more laid than those that are single.

Megan101792

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

ew_david

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

Um WHAT?!

Jacwhite22

Get off my lawn.

I heard you didn't have a lawn.

miss_jessiejane

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

I town sluts! They're people too, you know. Stop the slut shaming!

Megan101792

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

Um WHAT?!

Guys dont have to chat up a girl to get some or buy drinks to hopefully she goes home with him and girls dont have to worry about the awkward morning afters

srslybritt

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

Megan101792

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

I town sluts! They're people too, you know. Stop the slut shaming!

hey nothing against them, one of my friends loves the cucumber a little too much and has been around a few towns more than once, I just prefer not to catch anything

sheenarama

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

Err... What?!

BlondeButtercup127

:laugh: :laugh:

PRMinx

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

KelARita7

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

^^ this And the OP is a hottie!

Megan101792

Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

They make latex free condoms. Free tip from me to you.

Have you ever smelled sheep skin? Besides, I'm not worried about getting pregnant. On birth control. Just work in healthcare and know and have seen what STD's do to you