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ew_david
ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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Get off my lawn.
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  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    Get off my lawn.
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    But, but you told me that I was special and that you loved my baby arm.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I wouldn't have to be on your lawn if you'd just let me in!! LOVE ME!!!!
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    *does cartwheels across your lawn*

    (nicely manicured lawn by the way.. did you do yard work this weekend?)
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Nobody even likes your lawn. All the neighborhood kids call you Lawn Nazi.

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    You need a hug OP?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Get off my lawn.
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    So you like your meat a little chard?
    *runs to fire up the grill*
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    I do not believe the OP likes her lawn; hence the jungle gym pic where she 'dare not touch the green yard'. . . . .
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
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    Just the way I like it ^_^
  • cranshinibon
    cranshinibon Posts: 129 Member
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  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 603 Member
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  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
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    I WANNA BE SINGLE D:
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
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    Lies. She ate him.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    Get off my lawn.

    Lawn... is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.
    Statistics also show that people in relationships get way more laid than those that are single.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    Um WHAT?!

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