Single and Want to Be

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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
    Slore!

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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?

    They're sluts, so you can have both, I can have both, everyone can have both!

    Please. I don't want your sloppy seconds.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    And the personal choices others make aren't for you to sl*t shame, yet here you are doing -- lacking a life, by your own logic. Nobody here was asking for advice. Not even OP.
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?

    Evens please!

    Ugh, fine... just this time.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    How I feel about being single:
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  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    How I feel about being single:
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    HAHA
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
    Slore!

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    Which is apparently guys you dont know...


    BURN!!!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    No guy wants to spend there life watching porn. I know I don't.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
    Slore!

    1359834832361029823.GIF

    Which is apparently guys you dont know...


    BURN!!!

    Shiiiiiite. I have a few left to go before I have to pick up and move.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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  • gelendestrasse
    gelendestrasse Posts: 204
    I'm single during the work week and married on the weekend, it's all a bit confusing. And since I'm not allowed pets at the apartment I had to leave the dragon at home.....
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    No guy wants to spend there life watching porn. I know I don't.

    Seriously? :noway:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I'm single during the work week and married on the weekend, it's all a bit confusing. And since I'm not allowed pets at the apartment I had to leave the dragon at home.....

    You're either married or you are single. It doesn't work that way.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member

    Guys dont have to chat up a girl to get some or buy drinks to hopefully she goes home with him and girls dont have to worry about the awkward morning afters
    Clearly, someone has never been in a relationship ...
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    Get off my lawn.
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    she gets me hot when she surprise speaks in valyrian
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Apparently since I'm single and perfectly happy about it I have no sex drive and it takes effort to get laid. Good to find these things out. What would I do without some random internet stranger telling me how my life works.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
    Slore!

    1359834832361029823.GIF

    Which is apparently guys you dont know...


    BURN!!!

    Shiiiiiite. I have a few left to go before I have to pick up and move.


    Yeah don't want to be the village bicycle. :(
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I'm single during the work week and married on the weekend, it's all a bit confusing. And since I'm not allowed pets at the apartment I had to leave the dragon at home.....

    Does your sex drive shut off during the week, then?
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    <--- doctor here, what up - gimme them good messages

    (no seriously dont just had to chime in)
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    tumblr_moad1fwFpq1r3wac6o1_r1_500.gif

    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    No guy wants to spend there life watching porn. I know I don't.

    Seriously? :noway:

    I know a guy who rather watch porn then try to find someone.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    ^^ this ;) And the OP is a hottie!

    I'd give the OP my arakh <-- what^ *nerd five*
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

    I find it really sad that you want to "trap" someone. I prefer a man who decides on his own that he wants to be with me.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

    Falling into a your trap?

    I thought you only shared info like that with your doctor and partner?
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

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  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

    Last bold is regards to the quote above it.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

    Trap?

    Newsflash honey...you are using the wrong bait.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

    Last bold is regards to the quote above it.

    I feel so special. Reading it more than once and then taking the time out to bold it..oh sigh

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