Single and Want to Be

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  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    <--- doctor here, what up - gimme them good messages

    (no seriously dont just had to chime in)
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    No guy wants to spend there life watching porn. I know I don't.

    Seriously? :noway:

    I know a guy who rather watch porn then try to find someone.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    ^^ this ;) And the OP is a hottie!

    I'd give the OP my arakh <-- what^ *nerd five*
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

    I find it really sad that you want to "trap" someone. I prefer a man who decides on his own that he wants to be with me.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

    Falling into a your trap?

    I thought you only shared info like that with your doctor and partner?
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

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  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

    Last bold is regards to the quote above it.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

    Trap?

    Newsflash honey...you are using the wrong bait.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

    Last bold is regards to the quote above it.

    I feel so special. Reading it more than once and then taking the time out to bold it..oh sigh
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

    Trap?

    Newsflash honey...you are using the wrong bait.

    Dentata?
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

    Last bold is regards to the quote above it.

    I feel so special. Reading it more than once and then taking the time out to bold it..oh sigh

    You two should hook it up. Doc is awesome, and has no STD's. I made him take a screening before I did him.
  • Laurenloveswaffles
    Laurenloveswaffles Posts: 535 Member
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    What the hell did I just read?
  • rebalee8
    rebalee8 Posts: 161 Member
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    I'm confused on how this town slut thing works.

    Is it like Highlander "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" And we have to cut the heads off our rivals? Because I really need to invest in a good sword if this is the case (not to mention start watching my back).

    Is it a competition like Survivor? In which case, I really have to step up my game, as DC is a tough environment.

    Or can there be more than one?

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  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

    Last bold is regards to the quote above it.

    I feel so special. Reading it more than once and then taking the time out to bold it..oh sigh

    you are too kind sir

    you are super special :DD
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    What the hell did I just read?

    People who are single by choice lack Vitamin D.
  • Vortex_ConQueso
    Vortex_ConQueso Posts: 97
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    sexymama-bear-meme-generator-it-smells-like-hairspray-and-desperation-up-in-here-479575.jpg?1348016260.jpg

    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?

    If you're laying the trap, make sure it's latex-free. 'Cause you know...allergic.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    I'm confused on how this town slut thing works.

    Is it like Highlander "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" And we have to cut the heads off our rivals? Because I really need to invest in a good sword if this is the case (not to mention start watching my back).

    Is it a competition like Survivor? In which case, I really have to step up my game, as DC is a tough environment.

    Or can there be more than one?

    confused-joey-gif.gif

    I like you.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    This is not accurate. Being single just means you get to bang whoever you want. And I know lots of people in relationships that never get laid.

    I don't *kitten* around for one reason and one reason alone, besides my morales are well, I don't want to be known as the town slut, is that I'm allergic to latex. Aint catching anything if I cant kill who gave it to me, well, he would be dead if I got something. Well, those people need to reevaluate their relationship then, because sex is awesome

    wait what? i had to read this like 4 times - still confused

    Last bold is regards to the quote above it.

    I feel so special. Reading it more than once and then taking the time out to bold it..oh sigh

    You two should hook it up. Doc is awesome, and has no STD's. I made him take a screening before I did him.

    we didnt just do it danni - we made sweet sweet emotionally connecting love
  • eels4peels
    eels4peels Posts: 229 Member
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