Single and Want to Be

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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    ETA; FIFY
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

    Oh everyone knows about that....

    My question is, why? My friends list couldn't tell you anything at all about my sex life. Not because I'm prude, but because what's going on in my bedroom (as you put it) is nobody's business but mine.

    Something about a trap.

    I think.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Did someone in this thread show her lace-covered *kitten* in a photo on MFP?
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

    Oh everyone knows about that....
    I now know more about your sex life than my best friend of 36 years' sex life. But it's no one's business ...

    That does not sound like a best friend. You sure this person feels the same about you?
  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
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    ETA; FIFY

    thank you! :)
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

    Oh everyone knows about that....
    I now know more about your sex life than my best friend of 36 years' sex life. But it's no one's business ...

    That does not sound like a best friend. You sure this person feels the same about you?

    for all you people know, it could all be a big tangled mess of lies. but then again, maybe not. GIF me and whatever, but im not the ones commenting on a random person's stuff and taking it seriously
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

    Oh everyone knows about that....
    I now know more about your sex life than my best friend of 36 years' sex life. But it's no one's business ...

    That does not sound like a best friend. You sure this person feels the same about you?

    for all you people know, it could all be a big tangled mess of lies. but then again, maybe not. GIF me and whatever, but im not the ones commenting on a random person's stuff and taking it seriously
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

    Oh everyone knows about that....
    I now know more about your sex life than my best friend of 36 years' sex life. But it's no one's business ...

    That does not sound like a best friend. You sure this person feels the same about you?

    for all you people know, it could all be a big tangled mess of lies. but then again, maybe not. GIF me and whatever, but im not the ones commenting on a random person's stuff and taking it seriously
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

    Oh everyone knows about that....
    I now know more about your sex life than my best friend of 36 years' sex life. But it's no one's business ...

    That does not sound like a best friend. You sure this person feels the same about you?

    for all you people know, it could all be a big tangled mess of lies. but then again, maybe not. GIF me and whatever, but im not the ones commenting on a random person's stuff and taking it seriously

    So you personally know that OP and you're actually the town slut?
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

    Oh everyone knows about that....
    I now know more about your sex life than my best friend of 36 years' sex life. But it's no one's business ...

    That does not sound like a best friend. You sure this person feels the same about you?

    for all you people know, it could all be a big tangled mess of lies. but then again, maybe not. GIF me and whatever, but im not the ones commenting on a random person's stuff and taking it seriously

    So you personally know that OP and you're actually the town slut?

    who knows these days
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

    Oh everyone knows about that....
    I now know more about your sex life than my best friend of 36 years' sex life. But it's no one's business ...

    That does not sound like a best friend. You sure this person feels the same about you?

    for all you people know, it could all be a big tangled mess of lies. but then again, maybe not. GIF me and whatever, but im not the ones commenting on a random person's stuff and taking it seriously
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.

    Nice way to talk about a friend.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    This is hilarious, since we all know now (since you've told us) you get an itchy nether region when you have sex with condoms...I love MFP...so much dirty laundry...bring on the popcorn gifs!!!

    Oh everyone knows about that....
    I now know more about your sex life than my best friend of 36 years' sex life. But it's no one's business ...

    That does not sound like a best friend. You sure this person feels the same about you?

    for all you people know, it could all be a big tangled mess of lies. but then again, maybe not. GIF me and whatever, but im not the ones commenting on a random person's stuff and taking it seriously
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.

    Nice way to talk about a friend.

    hey shes admits to it. says guys can do it why cant she
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.

    Nice way to talk about a friend.

    hey shes admits to it. says guys can do it why cant she

    You have some screwed up double standards. A guy has sex with lots of girls and it's okay. Your friend has sex with a bunch of guys and she's a slut?
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.

    Nice way to talk about a friend.

    hey shes admits to it. says guys can do it why cant she

    You have some screwed up double standards. A guy has sex with lots of girls and it's okay. Your friend has sex with a bunch of guys and she's a slut?

    I don't call her that persay. She calls herself that to her friends and people who are mean to her because people judge her for having an entertaining lifestyle. Always take the joke upon yourself and it takes the fun away from the person who made fun of you
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Did someone in this thread show her lace-covered *kitten* in a photo on MFP?

    This was my initial thought, good thing it was lace underwear and not latex. You know, allergies and all.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.

    Nice way to talk about a friend.

    hey shes admits to it. says guys can do it why cant she

    You have some screwed up double standards. A guy has sex with lots of girls and it's okay. Your friend has sex with a bunch of guys and she's a slut?

    I don't call her that persay. She calls herself that to her friends and people who are mean to her because people judge her for having an entertaining lifestyle. Always take the joke upon yourself and it takes the fun away from the person who made fun of you

    Doesn't matter if your friend jokes about it, it's your job as her friend to have her back. That means not talking about her sex life or calling her a slut behind her back, even in joking.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.

    Nice way to talk about a friend.

    hey shes admits to it. says guys can do it why cant she

    You have some screwed up double standards. A guy has sex with lots of girls and it's okay. Your friend has sex with a bunch of guys and she's a slut?

    I don't call her that persay. She calls herself that to her friends and people who are mean to her because people judge her for having an entertaining lifestyle. Always take the joke upon yourself and it takes the fun away from the person who made fun of you

    If one of my friends called me the town slut to a bunch of strangers, we wouldn't be friends for much longer. But, then, my friends and I are nice to each other. It works out well that way.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.

    Nice way to talk about a friend.

    hey shes admits to it. says guys can do it why cant she

    You have some screwed up double standards. A guy has sex with lots of girls and it's okay. Your friend has sex with a bunch of guys and she's a slut?

    I don't call her that persay. She calls herself that to her friends and people who are mean to her because people judge her for having an entertaining lifestyle. Always take the joke upon yourself and it takes the fun away from the person who made fun of you

    Doesn't matter if your friend jokes about it, it's your job as her friend to have her back. That means not talking about her sex life or calling her a slut behind her back, even in joking.
    I'm curious how all these people know about her sex life.

    I mean, I grew up in a small town and no one but those I told knew anything about my sex life. In fact, most people thought I was the sweet and innocent one in my group of friends and thought my VIRGIN friend was a slut (and I of course had her back, as you say).
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.

    Nice way to talk about a friend.

    hey shes admits to it. says guys can do it why cant she

    You have some screwed up double standards. A guy has sex with lots of girls and it's okay. Your friend has sex with a bunch of guys and she's a slut?

    I don't call her that persay. She calls herself that to her friends and people who are mean to her because people judge her for having an entertaining lifestyle. Always take the joke upon yourself and it takes the fun away from the person who made fun of you

    I think you mean "per se"... but you don't actually mean "per se" either.
    What you mean is: "not to her face."
    And it appears that you are one of the mean people who judge her.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Did someone in this thread show her lace-covered *kitten* in a photo on MFP?

    This was my initial thought, good thing it was lace underwear and not latex. You know, allergies and all.

    HA! I'm glad you wondered that, too. I thought I might have been the only one! I'm sure that gem of a thread is long gone... would be cool to deny or confirm, though.
  • csuhar
    csuhar Posts: 779 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    Not necessarily. Sometimes you just find an alternate way to deal with that sex drive that doesn't involve a relationship partner. That will vary between individuals. Some may choose to have casual partners ("Friends with benefits" seem to generally consider themselves not to be in a relationship), and some may go the abstinence route. Even if they do go the abstinence route, just because you're not doing something doesn't mean you don't have a drive to do it.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    We're just glad you're not the town slut.

    that's my friends job.

    Nice way to talk about a friend.

    hey shes admits to it. says guys can do it why cant she

    You have some screwed up double standards. A guy has sex with lots of girls and it's okay. Your friend has sex with a bunch of guys and she's a slut?

    I don't call her that persay. She calls herself that to her friends and people who are mean to her because people judge her for having an entertaining lifestyle. Always take the joke upon yourself and it takes the fun away from the person who made fun of you

    I think you mean "per se"... but you don't actually mean "per se" either.
    What you mean is: "not to her face."
    And it appears that you are one of the mean people who judge her.

    No way! I've known her since I was five years old, silly. I call it to her face, but I dont do it as if I'm greeting her and say hey, slut, hows your day.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I don't know... maybe it's just me, but I don't feel comfortable calling any woman a slut or a b***h or anything like that... even if they want to take that word and make it there own... It's just so demeaning to me..

    but that's my opinion on name calling...
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I don't know... maybe it's just me, but I don't feel comfortable calling any woman a slut or a b***h or anything like that... even if they want to take that word and make it there own... It's just so demeaning to me..

    but that's my opinion on name calling...

    I guess my close friends and I don't consider cuss words to be called at each other demeaning. We don't do it openly but if in convo in private or hanging out, yes
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    Nope. Not true.
  • vkdarling
    vkdarling Posts: 161 Member
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    Just the way I like it ^_^

    ahhhh exactly. Perfect!
  • vkdarling
    vkdarling Posts: 161 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    Nope. Not true.

    Not even close to true lol. Opposite.
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
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    Just the way I like it ^_^

    I like you.

    My idea of a perfect home would be a gated estate... man(and woman) eating lions outside the gates.... on an island..... with man(and woman) eating sharks swimming in the water..... the land on the other side of the water would have a 10 mile radius mine field.....

    That's home.
  • HerbertNenenger
    HerbertNenenger Posts: 453 Member
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  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

    If you want something done right, do it yourself.