Single and Want to Be

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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
    Slore!

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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?

    They're sluts, so you can have both, I can have both, everyone can have both!

    Please. I don't want your sloppy seconds.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    This might be why people report your photos, Megan.

    And if they do that, then they really need to get a life. My personal life of exactly what's going on in the bedroom is nobody's business but mine. I will not be messaging anyone for advice unless you are my doctor or him.

    And the personal choices others make aren't for you to sl*t shame, yet here you are doing -- lacking a life, by your own logic. Nobody here was asking for advice. Not even OP.
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    TIL I have no sex drive because I'm single.

    MFP, NEVER CHANGE.

    But if you do, you're the town slut.

    I'm just here to pick up sluts.

    Can we share? You want evens or odds?

    Evens please!

    Ugh, fine... just this time.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    How I feel about being single:
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  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    How I feel about being single:
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    HAHA
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
    Slore!

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    Which is apparently guys you dont know...


    BURN!!!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    No guy wants to spend there life watching porn. I know I don't.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
    Slore!

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    Which is apparently guys you dont know...


    BURN!!!

    Shiiiiiite. I have a few left to go before I have to pick up and move.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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  • gelendestrasse
    gelendestrasse Posts: 204
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    I'm single during the work week and married on the weekend, it's all a bit confusing. And since I'm not allowed pets at the apartment I had to leave the dragon at home.....
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    I would much rather be single than tied down to the wrong guy. My sex drive is strong, as is my self worth.

    True FWB are fun though

    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.

    How you doing?

    LOL. Don't you have some porn to watch? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    No guy wants to spend there life watching porn. I know I don't.

    Seriously? :noway:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I'm single during the work week and married on the weekend, it's all a bit confusing. And since I'm not allowed pets at the apartment I had to leave the dragon at home.....

    You're either married or you are single. It doesn't work that way.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    Yeah but if you are single and want to be, I'm assuming you have no sex drive. In a relationship, you are at least guaranteed to get laid once in a while without even trying

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    Aren't we allowed to be desperate and see if someone falls into the careful trap we are laying?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Guys dont have to chat up a girl to get some or buy drinks to hopefully she goes home with him and girls dont have to worry about the awkward morning afters
    Clearly, someone has never been in a relationship ...
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    Get off my lawn.
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    she gets me hot when she surprise speaks in valyrian
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Apparently since I'm single and perfectly happy about it I have no sex drive and it takes effort to get laid. Good to find these things out. What would I do without some random internet stranger telling me how my life works.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Meh. I like my sex attached or anonymous. Nothing in between.
    Slore!

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    Which is apparently guys you dont know...


    BURN!!!

    Shiiiiiite. I have a few left to go before I have to pick up and move.


    Yeah don't want to be the village bicycle. :(
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I'm single during the work week and married on the weekend, it's all a bit confusing. And since I'm not allowed pets at the apartment I had to leave the dragon at home.....

    Does your sex drive shut off during the week, then?

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