I'm taking juicing to a new level, and you should too!

likitisplit

Wait. This is epic. Almost as good as my (sadly deleted) tapeworm thread. Can't wait for page two where people start taking you seriously.

OldSportOldsport

Every time I hear the word "juicing" I think of the dang Gor novels.

Which reminds me of this http://www.rdrop.com/~wyvern/data/houseplants.html

Chaotic_Weevil

Now you stand over the produce and breathe in the smoke. This allows the nutrients in the food to form "power molecules" which provide more nutrition than any other food.

What if you did this with some non food items? Say, like grass?

I have tried this with chair meat, and it was unsuccessful and my neighbours complained

focusedonfitness2015

Sooooo you are saying that we can smoke our food......when I smoke "natrual herbs"....it give me the munchies

This is a problem. But smoking food is legal in all 50 states so its a win-win situation! I'm in. Gonna smoke a pizza tonight and pour wine on it to put the fire out.

bigblondewolf

Sooooo you are saying that we can smoke our food......when I smoke "natrual herbs"....it give me the munchies

Yes, yes we can.

See man smoking french fry here ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUS7cBeYKgI

I laughed when I watched it, and then I got sad because it means there are probably tons of chemicals in that to make it burn that way.

valkaree

I would love to see a diagram.

It is very complex science I do no think you would comprehend it

I am not worthy.

Here are some diagrams from my dossier. Please be aware that they are copyrighted
http://imgur.com/WpVk50u

Here, I posted it for you, I know it is tricky on this site:

Sirinya55

Does it work with vodka??

55044TeamJoy

Can you give us a comprehensive list of the items that have the highest nutritional value from gassing? kthnxbai

55044TeamJoy

Does it work with vodka??

can vodka be gassed?

Chaotic_Weevil

Can you give us a comprehensive list of the items that have the highest nutritional value from gassing? kthnxbai

So far, I have had great success with

Avocados
Tomato
Steak
Steakacado
Tomatasteaks
Stomeakacado

knitapeace

Does it work with vodka??

can vodka be gassed?

www.vapshot.com*

*edit: not a proponent of this method of ingesting alcohol

kshadows

Now you stand over the produce and breathe in the smoke. This allows the nutrients in the food to form "power molecules" which provide more nutrition than any other food.

What if you did this with some non food items? Say, like grass?

I think it probably depends on the type of grass ;-)

Chaotic_Weevil

Does it work with vodka??

can vodka be gassed?

www.vapshot.com*

*edit: not a proponent of this method of ingesting alcohol

Guys, don't gas your alcohol.


Alcohol is a depressant, which means it slows things down.

This is why you should save alcohol for mixing with your protein powder. The depressant qualities of the alcohol slow the protein molecules down so more of them can get sucked into your bloodstream

Pupslice

I do not know you, yet I love you.

*bows*

sullus

Can you give us a comprehensive list of the items that have the highest nutritional value from gassing? kthnxbai

So far, I have had great success with

Avocados
Tomato
Steak
Steakacado
Tomatasteaks
Stomeakacado

This list leaves me thinking that beefsteak tomatoes might be the ultimate food to gas ..

rgrady33

Is this a serious thread? Someone needs to take a chemistry class.

I'll have you know that I have taken many classes and am aware of the concept of chemistry, it is the founding principal behind gassing. You probably just don't understand the science

Are you familiar with the concept of combustion?

knitapeace

Does it work with vodka??

can vodka be gassed?

www.vapshot.com*

*edit: not a proponent of this method of ingesting alcohol

Guys, don't gas your alcohol.


Alcohol is a depressant, which means it slows things down.

This is why you should save alcohol for mixing with your protein powder. The depressant qualities of the alcohol slow the protein molecules down so more of them can get sucked into your bloodstream

How soon after my strength session should this be done please? :stands by computer expectantly with dumbell in one hand, vodka bottle in the other, protein powder balanced on head:

55044TeamJoy

Keep your core tight while gassing.

happygirl911

OK, I could not find anything of value on the internet to support this practice and we all know everything on the internet is true :noway: so question where can one find truth in this practice... Sorry the diagram provided was too detailed....

Veil5577

I got nothin....:noway:

lillysunshine1

I juiced a Quarterpounder with cheese, large fries and a hot apple pie last night, and it went from 2200 calories to 1150, and most of the trans fats just disappeared. I am going to try to juice a chocolate chip cookie dough cheesecake tonight.....

Will you be my best friend forever? This comment makes me so happy.

darrensurrey

:laugh: Oh it's you! Welcome back!

sullus

Is this a serious thread? Someone needs to take a chemistry class.

I'll have you know that I have taken many classes and am aware of the concept of chemistry, it is the founding principal behind gassing. You probably just don't understand the science

Are you familiar with the concept of combustion?

You can totally burn things to turn them into fuel. And get more energy out of that fuel than you got from the original material burned.

From Sciencey place: The advantage of gasification is that using the syngas is potentially more efficient than direct combustion of the original fuel because it can be combusted at higher temperatures or even in fuel cells, so that the thermodynamic upper limit to the efficiency defined by Carnot's rule is higher or not applicable

_HeartsOnFire_

_HeartsOnFire_

Chaotic_Weevil

Does it work with vodka??

can vodka be gassed?

www.vapshot.com*

*edit: not a proponent of this method of ingesting alcohol

Guys, don't gas your alcohol.


Alcohol is a depressant, which means it slows things down.

This is why you should save alcohol for mixing with your protein powder. The depressant qualities of the alcohol slow the protein molecules down so more of them can get sucked into your bloodstream

How soon after my strength session should this be done please? :stands by computer expectantly with dumbell in one hand, vodka bottle in the other, protein powder balanced on head:

You should actually drink it while you lift, it keeps your body guessing so you won't plateau

Chaotic_Weevil

Is this a serious thread? Someone needs to take a chemistry class.

I'll have you know that I have taken many classes and am aware of the concept of chemistry, it is the founding principal behind gassing. You probably just don't understand the science

Are you familiar with the concept of combustion?

You can totally burn things to turn them into fuel. And get more energy out of that fuel than you got from the original material burned.

From Sciencey place: The advantage of gasification is that using the syngas is potentially more efficient than direct combustion of the original fuel because it can be combusted at higher temperatures or even in fuel cells, so that the thermodynamic upper limit to the efficiency defined by Carnot's rule is higher or not applicable

Hey, I'm sorry but we don't actually encourage that sort of science around here. That sounds far to similar to the science the Nazis used. You aren't a Nazi, are you?

sullus

Is this a serious thread? Someone needs to take a chemistry class.

I'll have you know that I have taken many classes and am aware of the concept of chemistry, it is the founding principal behind gassing. You probably just don't understand the science

Are you familiar with the concept of combustion?

You can totally burn things to turn them into fuel. And get more energy out of that fuel than you got from the original material burned.

From Sciencey place: The advantage of gasification is that using the syngas is potentially more efficient than direct combustion of the original fuel because it can be combusted at higher temperatures or even in fuel cells, so that the thermodynamic upper limit to the efficiency defined by Carnot's rule is higher or not applicable

Hey, I'm sorry but we don't actually encourage that sort of science around here. That sounds far to similar to the science the Nazis used. You aren't a Nazi, are you?

Not as far as my parole officer is aware ...

_Terrapin_

Now you stand over the produce and breathe in the smoke. This allows the nutrients in the food to form "power molecules" which provide more nutrition than any other food.

What if you did this with some non food items? Say, like grass?

I have tried this with chair meat, and it was unsuccessful and my neighbours complained

OP a diagram of this would be helpful also. The set explains much; please provide more. . . . .please please

Pipsg1rl

This is amazing.

I knew there had to be an answer!