I'm taking juicing to a new level, and you should too!
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Of course. This explains why a lot of people I know are full of hot air. They are just trying to lose weight and improve their brains. I'm so embarrassed for not knowing this before.
Definitely the best thread I have read this week.0 -
This from such a new member?
:like:
So much win, so much potential.
Looking forward to future shenanigans.0 -
Hold on hold on hold on, I refuse to even follow along until you show results from bacon. Cause I mean come on, it's bacon.
Pork does not need to be juiced because pigs are very fat and so they have already used up all the fat cells in the meat. You can eat bacon as is because it's ability to hold fat has been depleted so it's just protein and fibre
Is it a negative calorie food? Bonus! I can eat as much as I want!!
Negative calories are a myth. However bacon contains "warrior calories" they are calories that are bigger and stronger than other calories, so they have a negative calorie effect by defeating several calories each in battle
Need. Bacon. Now.0 -
I want to juice, gas and diagram this thread.
Then I want to make babies with it.0 -
This from such a new member?
:like:
So much win, so much potential.
Looking forward to future shenanigans.
Doubt member is truly new.0 -
I want to juice, gas and diagram this thread.
Then I want to make babies with it.
Your blue sour patch kids will be jealous.0 -
Will your method work with cookies, ice cream and Ruffles potato chips? As in ... I like all of those things to be TOGETHER. Will any toxins be left behind via the gassing method? Will I need to don a Hefty Cinch Sak with Duct Tape? Will I need to add in an extra HIIT session of crocheting to speed up the detox?0
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Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free0
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I want to breathe the power of power molecules!0
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Hay OP, what you have said is discussed here all the time (hence people getting popcorn because they know what is comming). Jucing doesn't do the things the people who sell the juicing gear claims. They are con artists. Its easy to fall for it but jucing doesn't detox, it does'nt increase nutritioanl value of food etc. Good luck0
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Hold on hold on hold on, I refuse to even follow along until you show results from bacon. Cause I mean come on, it's bacon.
Pork does not need to be juiced because pigs are very fat and so they have already used up all the fat cells in the meat. You can eat bacon as is because it's ability to hold fat has been depleted so it's just protein and fibre
Is it a negative calorie food? Bonus! I can eat as much as I want!!
Negative calories are a myth. However bacon contains "warrior calories" they are calories that are bigger and stronger than other calories, so they have a negative calorie effect by defeating several calories each in battle
There is no such thing a s warrier calroie. A calorie is a measure of energy. No matter where you are in the universe a calorie is always a calorie. Its like saying that you can have warrier pound weights which weight more than the average pound weight.0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free0 -
Hydrates means water, so does that mean I can count carbohydrates as water? Provided I don't die from the toxins of course.Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free0 -
This is what carbohydrate means :-)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbohydrate
It really means something like carbon water ... due to the lovely CH2O molecule tagged onto the end of the chain0 -
Hydrates means water, so does that mean I can count carbohydrates as water? Provided I don't die from the toxins of course.Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
Yes, they count as water. In fact a bag of potato chips could give you all of your daily recommended water if it weren't for the toxins0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
Wait...like Lucy?
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I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
I'm sorry I didn’t realise. can you point me at the peer reviewed research done by independent scientists and published in reputable scientific journals you have then, I haven’t seen it so I am all for learning new stuff and I am sure this is what you mean when you say it is factual0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
Wait...like Lucy?
Similar yes. I can taste feelings0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
Wait...like Lucy?
Similar yes. I can taste feelings
Does love taste like chocolate?0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
I'm sorry I didn’t realise. can you point me at the peer reviewed research done by independent scientists and published in reputable scientific journals you have then, I haven’t seen it so I am all for learning new stuff and I am sure this is what you mean when you say it is factual
I actually linked some informative diagrams earlier in this thread0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
Wait...like Lucy?
Similar yes. I can taste feelings
Does love taste like chocolate?
Love tastes like gravy0 -
I want my toxins to stay inside my body. We've become friends.0
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I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
Wait...like Lucy?
Similar yes. I can taste feelings
Does love taste like chocolate?
Love tastes like gravy
But no calories?
Genius.
I sense the Genius in you.
What feelings equate to a maple bacon donut?0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
Wait...like Lucy?
Similar yes. I can taste feelings
Does love taste like chocolate?
Love tastes like gravy
But no calories?
Genius.
I sense the Genius in you.
What feelings equate to a maple bacon donut?
Discombobulation0 -
I want my toxins to stay inside my body. We've become friends.
It's very normal to become attached to your toxins, but chemicals are unnatural and you need to let go of them!0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
I'm sorry I didn’t realise. can you point me at the peer reviewed research done by independent scientists and published in reputable scientific journals you have then, I haven’t seen it so I am all for learning new stuff and I am sure this is what you mean when you say it is factual
bump - where are the peer reivewed reports you have, its selfish not to share them0 -
I'm not being offenive here but are you just trolling or do you really beleive this ?Those can all be gassed. You can release the toxins from those foods by deep frying them first. See, potato chips are carboHYDRATES, which is Latin for wet potatoes. They used this in ancient times to describe potatoes that were soggy from mould, which is why they are seen as toxic today. However deep frying them sucks the toxic liquids out of them, making them carboDEHYDRATES, which are toxin-free
It's not about belief, it's about indisputable evidence. Gassing has elevated my health a bodily function to levels almost beyond human
I'm sorry I didn’t realise. can you point me at the peer reviewed research done by independent scientists and published in reputable scientific journals you have then, I haven’t seen it so I am all for learning new stuff and I am sure this is what you mean when you say it is factual
bump - where are the peer reivewed reports you have, its selfish not to share them
You ignored my previous reply. There were documents shared earlier in this thread.
http://imgur.com/WpVk50u
Again because you couldn't find them.0 -
I'm having you for copyright, my 7 year old daughter drawed that0
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Why couldn't this have been a real thread :grumble:
Curse you, OP.0
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