Pooping at work

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  • dMonster01
    dMonster01 Posts: 214 Member
    IDGAF, but I do prefer to use the handicapped bathroom because it has a sink and when I poop I like to leave water running. The sound is calming for my butt hole.

    whoa whoa whoa. Pooping in the handicapped stall isn't bad enough you have to waste water while doing it?
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    You know whats better than getting paid to poop at work.........getting paid OVERTIME to poop at work.

    This!!!!

    Edit: Actually getting paid overtime to poop and read a book on my kindle at the same time is even better and if I am working on a public holiday and getting double time, I make sure to have two poops..
  • johnnylakis
    johnnylakis Posts: 812 Member
    better the shame than the pain
  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
    My favorite is when someone else in there decides they need to start up a conversation with you.... seriously, one of the new ladies decided that she wanted to talk about the efficiency of the toilets flushing and how she has to flush them twice... I am like, door closed for reason lady. Let me be.
  • SpicesOfLife
    SpicesOfLife Posts: 290 Member
    i have something funny that kept me entertained for hours lol *snorts* some of the comments and weird things people do are hilarious :D

    http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1dtwl5/pooping_at_work/?sort=new
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    One time I heard this one guy say he was working in the office alone late and he took a poop in the women’s restroom. Then when he was done he hopped over to the other stall to wipe and he just left his poop in the other stall with no paper so it looked like some woman in the office took man size poop, didn’t wipe or flush. :)

    When I walk in the restroom at work and someone is pooping I like to say, can't you take a *kitten* at home? Most the time they have something funny to say. lol
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    I just hate it when someone else in the bathroom is a Poop Ghost. That's when the person tries to pretend like they're not even there anytime someone else is in the bathroom. They get really quiet, don't move, and try to hold it in until you leave. The problem is that you totally know that they're there because they aren't invisible and no one can be that quiet. That means that the other person is just awkwardly trying to go about their potty business like they don't see your shoes there under the stall. Plus, sometimes you don't see the shoes and just hear a random noise that scares the poo out of you (literally?).

    What if person number two also has to go number two? What then? Does the first person continue to Poop Ghost the whole time? That is so uncomfortable. How am I supposed to go with you going all Moaning Myrtle on me in the next stall? I mean, really.

    Poop Ghost has dibs. If you have to pee, make it snappy, wash your hands and GTFO. If you've got to go #2, give up, GTFO and give 'em 30 before trying again. If it can't wait...break the ice.


    That's exactly right. We have only two stalls and plenty of females, too.

    ew- I hate the "ghost poopers"


    no- just no. at least do a courtesy flush. Don't pretend you aren't even there- we aren't all THAT stupid.
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
    I work in a small office so all of our bathrooms are private (single room with toilet and sink, no stalls). MUCH easier.
  • yellowlemoned
    yellowlemoned Posts: 335 Member
    I will sit there and wait for the bathroom to be empty if I can lol. Otherwise I'm a trash can lid slammer too lol.
  • dolliesdaughter
    dolliesdaughter Posts: 544 Member
    Uhh, it is a bathroom, so I use the bathroom. How is that shameful?
  • enterdanger
    enterdanger Posts: 2,447 Member
    I don't GAF. Every one poops.

    This.

    This topic just reminded me that I had a coworker that had a weird post-pooping ritual. I was supposed to meet her and some other friends for drinks after work. She pulled me aside and told me that she would be 30 minutes late and could I let everyone know. Then she shared that she had to poo and after every time she poos, she takes a shower. Then she begged me not to tell anyone.

    when I got to the bar, people asked where she was. I told them she had to run home and would be a little late and everyone was like "Oh, Tara has to poop." lol every one already knew.
  • daydreams_of_pretty
    daydreams_of_pretty Posts: 506 Member
    I don't try to hide noises or intentions in the bathroom at work. That's why I'm in the bathroom in the first place!

    Actually, what bothers me more is people who use the bathroom like an office. Do you really need to take a phone call in here? Because I'm NOT going to keep it quiet for you!

    You are so right about the phone thing. I hate it when people are talking on the phone while I'm in the bathroom. I shouldn't feel bad about flushing the toilet or washing my hands because you're taking a call in the potty. The people who do it are usually the shamers, too. When they come out of the stall, they glare at you like "Can't you see I'm on the phone?" Ummm....this is a bathroom.
  • meemo88
    meemo88 Posts: 436 Member
    I just take a dump when I gots to!

    ur so lady like :grumble:
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    Well, if you're a guy and in a stall chances are you're dropping a huge duece so it's not like you can hide it.

    That said, I like my peace and quiet when pooping. I will find a sanctuary bathroom somewhere at work where it isn't too busy and do my thing.

    We have this guy at work that seems to be proud of pooping. He does not GAF at all, walks in with a newspaper and parade waves all the way there. Dude is the ant-ninja pooper.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    I don't try to hide noises or intentions in the bathroom at work. That's why I'm in the bathroom in the first place!

    Actually, what bothers me more is people who use the bathroom like an office. Do you really need to take a phone call in here? Because I'm NOT going to keep it quiet for you!

    You are so right about the phone thing. I hate it when people are talking on the phone while I'm in the bathroom. I shouldn't feel bad about flushing the toilet or washing my hands because you're taking a call in the potty. The people who do it are usually the shamers, too. When they come out of the stall, they glare at you like "Can't you see I'm on the phone?" Ummm....this is a bathroom.

    The women at my office tend to hold mini conference sessions in the bathroom- it makes me CRAZY.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    I don't try to hide noises or intentions in the bathroom at work. That's why I'm in the bathroom in the first place!

    Actually, what bothers me more is people who use the bathroom like an office. Do you really need to take a phone call in here? Because I'm NOT going to keep it quiet for you!

    You are so right about the phone thing. I hate it when people are talking on the phone while I'm in the bathroom. I shouldn't feel bad about flushing the toilet or washing my hands because you're taking a call in the potty. The people who do it are usually the shamers, too. When they come out of the stall, they glare at you like "Can't you see I'm on the phone?" Ummm....this is a bathroom.

    The women at my office tend to hold mini conference sessions in the bathroom- it makes me CRAZY.

    I think that's how it works everywhere. The women's bathroom seems to be the lost board room where I work.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I just want to say this thread has helped me get through a very long day!
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    This morning, I was in there so long that the auto lights turned off. I was pooping at work...in the dark.

    You're not the only one this has happened to. I threw an extra toilet paper roll out the top of the stall to activate the sensor. It didn't work.
  • VintageBubbles
    VintageBubbles Posts: 214
    Never ever have I and never ever will I! Plug it until you get home!
  • hot4fitness2
    hot4fitness2 Posts: 528 Member
    Being the nursing supervisor, I learned my lesson of "No pooping at work for me" The one time I decided to take a dump at work, a code was called right ni the middle. Im thinking Now what? LOL
  • SpicesOfLife
    SpicesOfLife Posts: 290 Member
    Never ever have I and never ever will I! Plug it until you get home!

    how do you not get stomach cramps?
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    The absolute worst is when you plug the toilet at work :blushing:

    So happy they have a plunger here.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    I don't try to hide noises or intentions in the bathroom at work. That's why I'm in the bathroom in the first place!

    Actually, what bothers me more is people who use the bathroom like an office. Do you really need to take a phone call in here? Because I'm NOT going to keep it quiet for you!

    You are so right about the phone thing. I hate it when people are talking on the phone while I'm in the bathroom. I shouldn't feel bad about flushing the toilet or washing my hands because you're taking a call in the potty. The people who do it are usually the shamers, too. When they come out of the stall, they glare at you like "Can't you see I'm on the phone?" Ummm....this is a bathroom.

    The women at my office tend to hold mini conference sessions in the bathroom- it makes me CRAZY.

    I think that's how it works everywhere. The women's bathroom seems to be the lost board room where I work.

    state department- so- 6 stalls- and an entire 8 x 9 room that has nothing in it- it may have at one time been used for lockers/shower- not sure- just all tiled up. so they stand around and talk- plenty of room for it. SO ANNOYING.
    I get intense and violent IBS when these things happen- just comes on super suddenly- something about an intolerance for BS.
    Never ever have I and never ever will I! Plug it until you get home!

    prairy dogging it? what do you do? I mean if you gotta go- you gotta go!!!!
  • kaspatore
    kaspatore Posts: 95 Member
    FLUSH AND PUSH!
  • TheresaC928
    TheresaC928 Posts: 849
    Well at least you are in the bathroom and not wearing depends so it's a win win. :) Don't fart at your desk though. That goes in the bathroom too. LOL
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
    This thread is so full of win :laugh:

    And I am a stealth pooper to a point. Given the choice I would rather be alone in a work bathroom, but I won't sit around all day waiting to go home.
  • SrsGainzOnThisGuy
    SrsGainzOnThisGuy Posts: 254
    I always laugh when I hear the air farts from another cubicle near by
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    I don't GAF. As a matter of fact, I will use the handicapped stall, when available, so I can grab the rail and focus.
    Someone have something for my eyes?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,021 Member
    Poo smells. Whether at home or at work. It will never smell nice. So to the "ninja" people who do it, don't think that doing it quietly relinquishes the smell.
    Also, though you may think that people may not notice, they do. They just don't tell you. They tell everyone else.


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  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
    Oh, if you're worried about smell, light a match (and then flush it lol). It seriously gets rid of the smell - and I'd rather smell matches than some of the awful air fresheners out there.

    Air fresheners don't do anything - they just make the bathroom smell like flowery crap, and it's awful and makes my eyes water.

    (of course I don't know what this would do if your bathroom happens to have sprinklers/smoke detector or whatever)

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