Corrupted Wishes

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  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
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    granted, but you also have to pay for the fuel to use it.

    I wish that I burned 500 cals for every hour of sleep

    Granted, but have to sleep in 1 inch of cold water all night.

    I wish that i could still do a split
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
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    i suck!
  • shamahn17
    shamahn17 Posts: 26 Member
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    Granted - but every time you do a split your feet grow half a size.

    I wish there was no such thing as debt.
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
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    granted, but money is now only available in live cockroaches

    I wish my stupid net connection was faster so i can better chat with my MFP pals!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    granted, but money is now only available in live cockroaches

    I wish my stupid net connection was faster so i can better chat with my MFP pals!

    Granted, but now it's working so fast, it's STEALING your calories burned for itself! *GASP*

    I wish I had the energy of my 20's! (sigh)
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
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    Granted, but you have the body of a 90 year old!

    I wish I had an awesome new job.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
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    Granted, but all your co-workers do not believe in personal hygiene products...and REEK!:sick:

    I wish in a year, all MFP friends could have a meet, greet, kick A** get-together in VEGAS BABY!:drinker:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    Granted, but all your co-workers do not believe in personal hygiene products...and REEK!:sick:

    I wish in a year, all MFP friends could have a meet, greet, kick A** get-together in VEGAS BABY!:drinker:

    Granted, but we it turns out we all have to become scientologists (apologies to anyone who is a scientologist. :noway: )

    I wish I was all my MFP buddies knew true happiness.
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Granted, but all your co-workers do not believe in personal hygiene products...and REEK!:sick:

    I wish in a year, all MFP friends could have a meet, greet, kick A** get-together in VEGAS BABY!:drinker:

    Granted, but we it turns out we all have to become scientologists (apologies to anyone who is a scientologist. :noway: )

    I wish I was all my MFP buddies knew true happiness.

    granted, but it could never be gauranteed :(

    i wish i could get sleepy but i cant put the forums down!
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
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    Granted, but this THREAD is the only thing you'll ever dream about again...

    I Wish my cat could talk...(I know...I know...then he would tell me what his butt tastes like...complain about food, litterbox, etc....:sick: )
    nevermind...:noway:

    I wish evil didn't exist.....:ohwell:
  • mrsksanchez
    mrsksanchez Posts: 64
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    Granted, but this THREAD is the only thing you'll ever dream about again...

    I Wish my cat could talk...(I know...I know...then he would tell me what his butt tastes like...complain about food, litterbox, etc....:sick: )
    nevermind...:noway:

    I wish evil didn't exist.....:ohwell:
    ok you are all gonna question my sanity but i work in a assisted living center and a lady there has a cat that says hello,lois,hallaluah(sp?) and i love you and i think today it said hola i promiss i'll get it on tape
  • mrsksanchez
    mrsksanchez Posts: 64
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    Granted, but this THREAD is the only thing you'll ever dream about again...

    I Wish my cat could talk...(I know...I know...then he would tell me what his butt tastes like...complain about food, litterbox, etc....:sick: )
    nevermind...:noway:

    I wish evil didn't exist.....:ohwell:
    granted but now people are so nice you want to slap them
    i wish i wasn't stuck in a sub prime mortgage that will adjust in march
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
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    ok you are all gonna question my sanity but i work in a assisted living center and a lady there has a cat that says hello,lois,hallaluah(sp?) and i love you and i think today it said hola i promiss i'll get it on tape

    Get some Holy water....and throw it on the cat....and the LADY!:noway:

    JK! I've gotta HEAR that! Let me know....when you get the kitty cat chat footage!
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
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    Granted, it adjusts TOMORROW! Ahhhhhhh!

    I wish I had a Brazillian grilled pineapple...whenever I wanted!:tongue:
  • mrsksanchez
    mrsksanchez Posts: 64
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    granted but it costs you 1500 calories per slice
    i wish after i graduate nursing school god will cure me of secondary infertility
  • hmmmm
    hmmmm Posts: 607 Member
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    Granted, but did you ever see the movie Problem Child:devil: ? YEAH that will be your 2nd kid
    I wish I could wake up skinny tommorow
  • Gorgeous
    Gorgeous Posts: 248
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    granted but you become banned from MFP for ever!!!!!

    i wish i loved to work out!!
  • hmmmm
    hmmmm Posts: 607 Member
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    :sad: :cry: :brokenheart: :frown: :sad:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    granted but you become banned from MFP for ever!!!!!

    i wish i loved to work out!!

    Granted, but then you become attached permanently to the treadmill

    I wish I could stay awake and party like all of you seem to do into the night, but alas I have a toddler that will wake me up at 7!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    granted but you become banned from MFP for ever!!!!!

    i wish i loved to work out!!

    Granted, but then you become attached permanently to the treadmill

    I wish I could stay awake and party like all of you seem to do into the night, but alas I have a toddler that will wake me up at 7!

    Granted, but your toddler turns into a little Pug dog who is a diva and gets you up at 6am so she can go outside, smell a flower then be ready to go back to sleep. :angry: (Ahh, my life)

    I wish I had a cool name like 'Pumpkin Escobar'....or 'Tavington Awesomename III'

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