Corrupted Wishes
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Granted, but now you have an unnatural addiction to bears.
I wish I had breakfast0 -
Granted, but now you have an unnatural addiction to bears.
I wish I had breakfast
Granted, but the person making it for you is named 'Booger' (and for good reason).
I wish I had my old 300 spartan body back. (This is JEREMY!!!!!!!!)0 -
GRANTED.
That is all.
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Granted, but now you have an unnatural addiction to bears.
I wish I had breakfast
Granted, but the person making it for you is named 'Booger' (and for good reason).
I wish I had my old 300 spartan body back. (This is JEREMY!!!!!!!!)
Granted, but the spartan body you get is ACTUALLY 300 years old!
I wish I could get the skin that is on my baby boy's bottom!! (Mothers will understand!)0 -
Granted, but now your whole body is one big baby bottom...lol
I wish I didn't have to go price stuff for the store today0 -
Granted, but now your whole body is one big baby bottom...lol
I wish I didn't have to go price stuff for the store today
Granted, but they are going to bring the contents of the store to your house and you have to sort it all out there and then return it.
I wish my DH looked like George Clooney.0 -
Granted, but now your whole body is one big baby bottom...lol
I wish I didn't have to go price stuff for the store today
Granted, but they are going to bring the contents of the store to your house and you have to sort it all out there and then return it.
I wish my DH looked like George Clooney.
Granted, but he has an uncontrollable and incurable farting problem and it smells awful too.
I wish that I didn't have to be in the office today.0 -
Granted, but now your whole body is one big baby bottom...lol
I wish I didn't have to go price stuff for the store today
Granted, but they are going to bring the contents of the store to your house and you have to sort it all out there and then return it.
I wish my DH looked like George Clooney.
Granted, but he has an uncontrollable and incurable farting problem and it smells awful too.
I wish that I didn't have to be in the office today.
Oh! you've met my husband!! Sorry already has that!! Corruption failed.....
Granted but instead of the office you will be locked in a room with my farting DH! :laugh:0 -
man...i love this. this is so entertaining. And the things we come up with..lol......
I had a question. How do you guys get your weight scale or a quote at the bottom of your reply?0 -
Granted, but now your whole body is one big baby bottom...lol
I wish I didn't have to go price stuff for the store today
That made me laugh Lauren! I keep picturing myself as my childs butt!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!0
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