In Ketosis, but I didn't intend to be...

trinatrina1984

missiontofitness

This thread is a long stranger/funnier when you've had two glasses of wine.

BarbWhite09

That is exactly the kind of "input" that I explicitly said I don't need. I have the internet, I'm not stupid. READ before replying, thanks.

My oh my, OP. You really come off as a rude and pompous individual. Learn how to treat others.

trinatrina1984

Elsie_Brownraisin

The thread will get closed if I post some of these - just google image 'piss and vinegar'. I wanted something along the lines of:



But got sacreligious erotic designer underwear instead.

nutmegoreo

I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

Elsie_Brownraisin

Pee drinkers on British morning telly. Sadly missing Charlie Brooker's ranty commentary over the top. Still revolting and hilarious though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl5zAzlw-wg

That poor medically trained professional thinks it's a really bad idea, bless.

trinatrina1984

I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

Google blue waffles. I dare you.

PikaKnight

I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

Google blue waffles. I dare you.

Okay, this just went next level :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

lorib642

I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

Google blue waffles. I dare you.

I can't imagine what that would be but I am scared to look. Does it look like ketones?

trinatrina1984

I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

Google blue waffles. I dare you.

I can't imagine what that would be but I am scared to look. Does it look like ketones?

Yes but more flamboyant

Elsie_Brownraisin

I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

Google blue waffles. I dare you.

Okay, this just went next level :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Why? Why? If someone says 'I dare you' it is imperative that I do that thing. Christ that's bad.

trinatrina1984

I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

Google blue waffles. I dare you.

Okay, this just went next level :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Why? Why? If someone says 'I dare you' it is imperative that I do that thing. Christ that's bad.

nutmegoreo

I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

Google blue waffles. I dare you.

Done it already, along with (deleted) and many other things :noway:

My innocence was stolen by the internet! :laugh:

Edited: I originally attributed the loss of innocence to MFP, but in all honesty this was not the only site which contributed.

ETA 2: Seriously, don't search the other two above...

Edit #3: deleted the other two, really would like to unsee them.

nutmegoreo

I strongly unrecommend typing 'unhealthy urine' into Google. My poor eyes :frown:

There are a lot of things I have typed into Google since becoming more active on this site that I really wish I could unsee...

Whatever you do people, play (internet) safe

Google blue waffles. I dare you.

I can't imagine what that would be but I am scared to look. Does it look like ketones?

Nope, oily ketones are preferable.

uconnwinsnc1

Go see a doctor.

And don't worry, blue waffle is fake.

andeey

Froody2

donyellemoniquex3

northbanu

What the hell!?

PrizePopple

Balls. Didn't work.

Have this instead...

Froody2

Cats are better

andeey

What the hell!?

mcpostelle

Guys, guys, I've figured it out.

OP was clearly seeing raspberry ketones in her pee.

Problem solved.

OP: You should contact Doctor Oz.

But..he's still a doctor...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I would put a jif, but I'm on my phone. Irony at it's best. :laugh:

Edited to remove picture to condense this.

Yum! And creamy too! :bigsmile: Wait, it has oil too - I have an idea! The oil on top of the peanut butter is ketones. It has to be with that sweet nutty smell! Maybe I shouldn't eat it in order to avoid being in a state of ketosis! Perhaps that's what's causing the OP to have oil in her urine! I've found another reason why.


*please note sarcasm*:laugh:

mcpostelle

I'm crying from laughing so hard here :')))))


1. See a Doctor

2. Stay out of the toilet

3. Eat more carbs

4. Please boot me - I want to see how that happens

Yup, still waiting....

Anyone else keep trying to peek up her skirt? I keep watching thinking I might see something.

Nope, you're not and I'm most defiantly into the opposite sex. Shame on us. :laugh:

mcpostelle

Awesome thread... laughing so hard!:laugh: :bigsmile:

I am crying from laughing so hard at this one:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/214732-stop-taking-alli-immediatly

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I read it and it was hilarious. I've tried Alli and didn't have these problems, but I did stop taking it because it made me severely vit deficient.

mcpostelle

That’s what you get for answering a thread without reading it before, 90 seconds of my life I can never get it back…..

But there's tons of laughs in the replies! :laugh: That 90 seconds of your life wasted will be redeemed if you kept reading the replies. :bigsmile:

mcpostelle

I couldn't read all the posts, but did someone suggest going to a doctor? I heard you can even Skype with one if you don't care if they have like credentials or a medical degree or anything.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Indeed, the OP can skype with me just so that I can refer her to another "Doctor" :laugh: Or at least someone with more common sense than what the OP seems to possess.

Sommerville_Nutrition

May I suggest that you go see a RHN...Registered Holistic Nutritionist which deals specifically with people and their food/versus health issues they will probably be able to get you a quicker answer than a barrage of tests. I am studying to become one but do not want to give unsolicited advice nor have gotten that far advanced in my studies. But it would be a very good start. In Canada it is paid for if you have a health plan at work.

Good Luck.

mcpostelle

Never self diagnose yourself by a toilet bowl...

I have officially lost faith in humanity.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm dying with laughter over this one!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: